Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot. And some of the random SN names.
All Dog Star: Sirius Black
Prongest: James Potter
Moon Star: Remus Lupin
Rat Cheese: Peter Pettigrew
Evans Leaves: Lily Evans
Sniper Viper: Severus Snape
Loco Loony Lady: Lyndotia Elumo
Diskipable Dementoes: Reneey Umbra
Evil Twinkle: Albus Dumbledore
Hot Rod: Rodolphus Lestrange
Future Death Eater: Bellatrix Black
Galaxy Girl: Andromeda Black
Mirror Image: Narcissa Black
White Death: Lucius Malfoy
Rommie's Teddy Bear: Ted Tonks
Everybody's Business: Mary McDonald
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All Dog Star says: Wow, this is so awesome!
Prongest says: Reneey, Lyn, we owe you.. like.. pretty much anything you can think of, really, for teaching us how to do this!
Diskipable Dementoes says: anything? evil grin
Loco Loony Lady says: Bad choice of words, Jamey-boy...
Prongest says: I said ALMOST anything, Reneey

The group had been in class for nearly ten minutes, and already everyone -- well, ALMOST everyone -- had managed to login to their laptops and make accounts with Well, except for Reneey, Lyn, Lily, and Severus, who already had their own. At the moment, those who had managed to login were chatting on MSN Messenger, but just then --

CRASH!

Diskipable Dementoes says: lol
Loco Loony Lady says: Honestly, what does she think she's gonna accomplish that way?
Moon Star says: lol? What does that mean?
All Dog Star says: She's my evil cousin, what does she care?
Diskipable Dementoes says: omg, you don't know what lol means!?
Loco Loony Lady says: Of course he doesn't! When has he ever had a computer, Reneey?
Diskipable Dementoes says: well, lol means laughing out loud
Loco Loony Lady says: And omg means nothing nice.
Prongest says: Then I want to know what it means.
Loco Loony Lady says: No, if Reneey tells you then I'll hex her.
Diskipable Dementors says: come on lynni! you're no fun!
Sniper Viper says: What in Merlin's name does Diskipable Dementoes mean?
Diskipable Dementoes says: ooo you can't say that you're not loco loony!
Evans Leaves says: Well, what kind of name is YOURS, Sev?
Prongest says: I don't know, but it fits.
All Dog Star says: I dunno, James. I think I still like Snivellus best.
Evans Leaves says: Shut up, both of you!
Sniper Viper says: The saying is from the mouths of babes, not from the mouths of imbeciles. Although I guess you two would qualify as both.
Evans Leaves says: You too, Sev. You're not helping.

"AUGH! CURSE THIS INFERNAL PIECE OF MUGGLE CRAP!"

Diskipable Dementoes says: snicker
Loco Loony Lady says: XD
All Dog Star says: Ah, dear Bella. So good to hear her gentle tones.
Rat Cheese says: What does XD mean?
Loco Loony Lady says: Turn your head sideways and look at it that way.
Rat Cheese says: ... An umbrella?
Diskipable Dementoes says: head/desk
Loco Loony Lady says: sigh
Loco Loony Lady says: The OTHER way, Peter...
Rat Cheese says: Ohh! I get it now!
Loco Loony Lady says: Good.
Rat Cheese says: It's a purse!

All was dead silence for a good ten seconds. Then, the Muggle Studies professor said loudly, "All right, chaps! Time to pack up the laptops, we'll continue tomorrow!"

In all honesty, Lyn was quite glad about it. This way, she wouldn't have to throw anything at Peter for being an idiot.