Disclaimer:
I own nothing but the plot. And some of the random SN names.
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Dog Star: Sirius Black
Prongest: James Potter
Moon Star: Remus
Lupin
Rat Cheese: Peter Pettigrew
Evans Leaves: Lily
Evans
Sniper Viper: Severus Snape
Loco Loony Lady: Lyndotia
Elumo
Diskipable Dementoes: Reneey Umbra
Evil Twinkle: Albus
Dumbledore
Hot Rod: Rodolphus Lestrange
Future Death Eater:
Bellatrix Black
Galaxy Girl: Andromeda Black
Mirror Image:
Narcissa Black
White Death: Lucius Malfoy
Rommie's Teddy Bear:
Ted Tonks
Everybody's Business: Mary
McDonald
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Dog Star says: Wow, this is so
awesome!
Prongest says:
Reneey, Lyn, we owe you.. like.. pretty much anything you can think
of, really, for teaching us how to do this!
Diskipable
Dementoes says: anything? evil grin
Loco
Loony Lady says: Bad choice of words,
Jamey-boy...
Prongest says:
I said ALMOST anything, Reneey
The group had been in class for nearly ten minutes, and already everyone -- well, ALMOST everyone -- had managed to login to their laptops and make accounts with Well, except for Reneey, Lyn, Lily, and Severus, who already had their own. At the moment, those who had managed to login were chatting on MSN Messenger, but just then --
CRASH!
Diskipable
Dementoes says: lol
Loco
Loony Lady says: Honestly, what does she
think she's gonna accomplish that way?
Moon
Star says: lol? What does that mean?
All
Dog Star says: She's my evil cousin, what
does she care?
Diskipable Dementoes says:
omg, you don't know what lol means!?
Loco
Loony Lady says: Of course he doesn't! When
has he ever had a computer, Reneey?
Diskipable
Dementoes says: well, lol means laughing out
loud
Loco Loony Lady says:
And omg means nothing nice.
Prongest says:
Then I want to know what it means.
Loco
Loony Lady says: No, if Reneey tells you then
I'll hex her.
Diskipable Dementors says:
come on lynni! you're no fun!
Sniper Viper
says: What in Merlin's name does Diskipable
Dementoes mean?
Diskipable Dementoes says:
ooo you can't say that you're not loco loony!
Evans
Leaves says: Well, what kind of name is
YOURS, Sev?
Prongest says:
I don't know, but it fits.
All Dog Star
says: I dunno, James. I think I still like
Snivellus best.
Evans Leaves says:
Shut up, both of you!
Sniper Viper says:
The saying is from the mouths of babes, not from the mouths of
imbeciles. Although I guess you two would qualify as both.
Evans
Leaves says: You too, Sev. You're not
helping.
"AUGH! CURSE THIS INFERNAL PIECE OF MUGGLE CRAP!"
Diskipable Dementoes says:
snicker
Loco Loony Lady says:
XD
All Dog Star says:
Ah, dear Bella. So good to hear her gentle tones.
Rat
Cheese says: What does XD mean?
Loco
Loony Lady says: Turn your head sideways and
look at it that way.
Rat Cheese says:
... An umbrella?
Diskipable Dementoes says:
head/desk
Loco Loony Lady says:
sigh
Loco Loony Lady says:
The OTHER way, Peter...
Rat Cheese says:
Ohh! I get it now!
Loco Loony Lady says:
Good.
Rat Cheese says:
It's a purse!
All was dead silence for a good ten seconds. Then, the Muggle Studies professor said loudly, "All right, chaps! Time to pack up the laptops, we'll continue tomorrow!"
In all honesty, Lyn was quite glad about it. This way, she wouldn't have to throw anything at Peter for being an idiot.
