Evil Twin: I own everything.

I come out of the closet with my hands tied behind my back.

Me: Don't believe her lies! We own nothing!

Previously: 'I could win this whole war myself.' Isabel thought, smiling to herself as she walked away.

'Boy were we surprised' Liz thought.

Chapter 5

"Oh my god, Alex?!" Liz cried as she looked at her best friend. Alex came in wearing not only expense and new clothes but a very VERY large hat and a gold chain with a large A. attached. "Hey Liz…" Alex said he gestured to his outfit and wiggled his eyebrows "You like them? I couldn't resist when I saw them in the window." He said with a smile. Tess and Max were laughing because behind Alex there was a very sloppy and bored looking Kyle. "Kyle, what happened to you?" Tess asked with a giggle. "Stop staring Buddha says it's not polite to stare." He said with a yawn as he made his way to the couch.

"He does?" Max asked. "He does now… hey Tess hand me the remote." Kyle said as he lay down on the couch. "Sure." Tess said a little too happily. "How about some soda and chips too? Oooh, maybe even a burger." She asked smiling. "Max and Liz laughed. "Good one Tess." Max said between breaths. "I was serious." Tess said scowling at them. "Yeah sure if you can." Kyle responded and turned on the football game. "Alex, you've been quiet…" Liz said turning around to see Alex messing with his chain. (A/N: I know that doesn't sound right btw). Liz sighs and shakes her head. Max was sitting on the reclining chair and laughing so hard that he fell over …

And took the chair with him. Liz sighed as she left to go talk to Tess in the kitchen.

"Men." She whispered.