"Honor and Courage"

by The Merry Prankster

Chapter 4: A Call To Arms (Part1)

Murphy's Laws of Combat #4: Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

One Mile North of Edoras

Land of Rohan

1200 hours

March 9, 3019

(Middle Earth)

The journey from the portal to the gates of Edoras took less than an hour. The newcomers just gaped in wonderment at the design of the city.

Mike looked at the wooden walls and was overcome with the feeling that they had come home.

Turning back, the teen smiled, "Welcome to Edoras, capital of Rohan. Oh, if anybody sees Grendel, let either me or Erica know and we'll take care of it."

Haldir turned to Reggie and asked, "Who is this Grendel that Michael is talking about?"

"He is making a remark about a very old Celtic poem." Reggie answered the elf "I tell you about it, sometime if you like."

"What do you think Cus?" Erica jeered at her open mouth cousin

Haldir nodded, "I just may take you up on that offer."

"Quit flirting and answer my question." Erica teased

"Anytime handsome, anytime." Reggie said with a smile

Mike just shook his head and turned back to Eomer. "Eomer, when we get inside, we need to secure the weapons and ammo, ASAP."

"The scenery is breath taking. If I didn't know there was sort of battle a head I would be recording the beauty in my sketch pad." Reggie said as she took in the beauty of their surroundings.

Mike looked at Eomer who asked, "What are you talking about?"

"I was observing that we need to get these weapons under guard as soon as we get inside the city." Mike replied and asked the horse master who had a strange look on his face, "What's the matter Lord Eomer?"

"Lady Rajani has made some remark as to a battle. How does she know, does she have the gift of foresight?" The horsemaster asked

"You are talking to the wrong person on that subject. However, it does not take a seer to see that there is fighting yet to come. Sauron is still making trouble."

"True." The horsemaster answered as Gimli and Aragorn arrived to greet the group.

"Heck, even I have a gut feeling that the major fighting is yet to come," added the teen. "That reminds me." Mike turned back to David, "Hey David, you finish reading those tech manuals on the mortars?"

"Almost." replied the teen with a yawn

"Welcome back my friends." Aragorn said with a large smile "I see you have brought more than supplies."

"More friends?" Questioned Gimli

"You have no idea," countered Mike.

At the teen's remark Erica gave him a dirty look.

"Who are you guys talking too?" Xander questioned from the back of the wagon with Karen leaning on his shoulder sleeping.

"Just short shit and Aragorn." Erica laughed

"But it is good to be back," added Mike. Noticing Erica's dirty look out the corner of his eye, the teen said, "What?"

"Oh my lords I wish to introduce you to Xander Cage, Karen Smith, Matthew McHales, and Reggie." Erica said as she pointed to each of the new members. "The Bird is Mr. Cotton and the Cat is Mr. Cuddles."

"Gang this is Aragorn and Gimli."

"Oh that." Mike said and continued his hurried attitude "Anyway, can we continue this discussion at the Great Hall?"

"What's your hurry Mikey?' Reggie inquired

"Reggie, we have a lot of weapons and ammunition that need to be unloaded in a secure location, preferable near the Great Hall," answered Mike

"Hey you can at least be civil to our friends and greet them first Mike." Erica said as she slapped Mike up side the head.

"You mean I have to work on my day off?" Reggie jeered

"Not until Butthead here is civil. And at least says Hi to our friends." Erica said in a very demanding tone.

Rubbing his head, Mike glared at the girl, "Look sweetheart, there is a war on and we have enough firepower to take on a minor kingdom. So excuse me for focussing on the bigger situation. We need to be ready when the bad guys make their next move."

"We also need to have a little bit of fun, remember the concept of morale." David said to his leader

"Mike Lighten up. You're too tense." Erica tells him in a friendly tone but with concern for his emotional state.

David leaned and whispered to Reggie, "He's been like this ever since the battle at Helm Deep. He's gone into officer mode."

"Shit, I think I would have rather stayed with the bitch back home if Mikey isn't going to be any fun." Reggie whispered back to David

Mike sighed, "Erica, I'm not tense just focussed. You guys made me the leader and responsible for you. So let me do my job."

"Mike you can do your job, but make sure you breathe, because you're turning purple." Reggie said with a little chuckle "Mike, don't make me use the secret weapon to make you lighten up."

Eomer looked to Haldir who nodded. The horselord immediately went to diffuse the situation, "Michael, I agree that we need to get the weapons under guard but there is no imminent threat so lighten up."

"I agree with you about storing this stuff but you can at least be civil and say 'hi' to our friends." Erica glared

"Might as well lighten up Mike, you're out number." David jeered.

"Okay," agreed the teen. Turning to his friends he said, "HI!" turning back to Erica, "See I said Hi."

"I don't make me use Mr. Cuddle" Reggie jeered

"Fine just be more civil or else I'll have Reggie use Mr. Cuddles on you." Erica remarked

Aragorn decided it was time to get going and suggested, "King Theoden has planned a feast celebrating the victory at Helms Deep so we should be going if you hope to be ready."

Mike nodded, "Very well."

"Did I hear you say PARTY! Oh Yeah!!!!!!" David laughs

"What's the dress Aragorn?" Erica asked

"Yeah, I heard the word party. I have the perfect outfit." Reggie said as she pulled out the Bitch queen's designer outfits.

Aragorn took one look and shook his head. Turning to Eomer who agreed, the two led the column up to the great hall. The Ranger dismounted and pointed towards a nearby building.

"The king has set aside that storehouse. It should suit your needs."

"I believe Gandalf has already chosen the attire for you lasses." Gimli remarked as he remembers Gandalf determined look when he was choosing the gowns.

"What, I can't wear these threads. I was looking to turn some heads tonight." The girl said with a pout

"Reggie, don't go there." Erica moaned as she got off her horse.

Mike listened to Erica and her cousin's discussion as he dismounted. Turning back he told the girls, "Please remember we are in a medieval culture with certain views towards dressing?"

"Mike you're no fun." Reggie said as she stuck out her tongue

"Fine we'll just have to alter them a little." Erica laughed

He walked back towards the first wagon. Passing by the girls he countered, "It's not me you need to worry about. It's a certain monarch and wizard who have their own ideas as to how young ladies should dress."

"You mean a lot" Reggie whispered to her cousin

"I have a feeling that the girls are going to be in trouble tonight." David said to Mike as he passed by

"Ah speaking of the Wizard my lady he wishes to speak with you. It seems he is quite upset with something you did back on your Earth." Aragorn informed her.

"What could he know?" Reggie asked the ranger

Mike stopped at the first wagon and rolled back the tarp. "In any case it's not our problem."

"Oh shit." Was Erica only response to Aragorn's information

"I know, but we can always make a bet." David said with a laugh.

As David dismounted, he screamed due that his rear was attacked. Part of the group turned to see a cat jump away with a piece of the boys pants in it's mouth.

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The March warden dismounted from his horse and turned to help the young maiden who had been riding with him down.

"I think Matt is going to like it here." Reggie said to Haldir as she noticed the happy young boy seated in front of the Rohirrim leader.

"That it seems my lady." The elf replied with a note towards the boy's direction.

"I think Mr. Cuddles, is going to like it here as well." Reggie laughed as she saw her cat's trophy.

"And what about you, my lady?" The elf asked the girl.

"Only time will tell, but I have a feeling that I just might." She said with a little laugh as she smiled at the elf that lifted her down to the ground from the horse.

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"This place is cool." Matt said as he looks around from his position.

Eomer dismounted and held out his arms. "Matt just jump off. I'll catch you if necessary."

"Are you sure I am not very athletic." Matt replied in shy tone

"It okay, I wasn't either when I was your age." Eomer said

"But I doubt a great warrior like yourself was consider a NERD." Matt responded as he remembers the many times that hateful word was used.

Eomer looked up at the boy, "Matt, I don't consider you to be a Nerd, whatever that is. Here I'll catch you, just jump."

Matt began to jump but his clumsiness overtook him and he started to fall but he was quickly caught by the warrior.

Setting the child on the ground, Eomer asked, "Now that wasn't so bad was it?"

"No sir." Matt answered as he hugged the warrior.

Eomer grinned, "Now let's go inside there are some people I'd like you to meet."

The Rohirrim took the boy's hand and led him up the steps. They had reached the door when out walked his sister. Matt watched as the blonde lady hugged the warrior. Eomer broke the embrace and placed his hand on Matt's shoulder.

"Whoa she pretty." The small boy muttered

"Eowyn, it is my honor to introduce another survivor we encountered in the other world. This is Matt"

"And Matt, this is my sister Eowyn."

"It is very nice to meet you Matt. Welcome to Edoras" The sheildmaiden said as she gave the small boy a hug.

"Eowyn, have you seen our uncle?"

"Wow you're pretty." The boy told the lady without thinking

"Why thank you, you are quite handsome yourself." The woman said as she turned to her brother and answered his question." I believe he is outside on the backside of the palace surveying the land. Something is troubling him, I fear."

"My sister I have decided to make Matthew my son." Eomer informed her.

"He will make a welcome addition to our family." The woman said as she gave the boy another hug and kissed him on the cheek. "This is news that will surely make our uncle happy."

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Erica turned to the ranger who had been showing the teens where to store the equipment.

"Aragorn could you please send word to Gandalf that I will be up, as soon as I have finished unloading these items." Erica asked the Ranger. Aragorn nodded and went to inform the wizard.

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Mike noticed Gimli standing around. Getting the dwarf's attention, he called out "We could use your help here, Master Dwarf."

"More of your American toys, I would be glad to help. And how can I assist you laddie?" asked the Dwarf.

"We need some help securing some major hardware." answered the teen.

"Hey Mike, what do you want me to do?" Reggie asked as she walked towards the teen.

"Keep that Cat away from us while we work." ordered the teen.

Without a word, Mike handed the dwarf a case of 7.62mm ammunition and directed him where to place it. Looking back he called out, "You can start unloading that second wagon. Begin with the 5.56 ammo cases."

"What cat?" asked the Dwarf, as he easily carried the boxes into the storehouse.

"Oh, Mr. Cuddles he won't harm you guys for now, he is happy playing with that scrap cloth from David's ass." Reggie laughed

Mike looked around and pointed towards the other wagon, "That hissing ball of fur."

"Now, if you are going to insult the cat, I won't stop him from hurting you." Reggie said with a harsh look as she started unloading the second wagon.

"It looks like something an Uruk-hai would hack up." remarked the Dwarf.

"And like you look any better, short shit." Reggie sneered at the Dwarf

The teens walked back to the building and placed their boxes. Mike listened to the dwarf's remark and whispered to David, "Looks like the dwarf's about to get it. Five dollars says he looses some skin to that cat."

"Ah lassie I think I like you." Snickered the Dwarf

"At least he takes a bath" Reggie said as she sniffed the air about the dwarf

"Why do you say that?" Mike inquired

"But it is you who needs one you smell like Horse." answered the Dwarf.

"She has spunk like Erica." Gimli quietly told the boy

"I am going far away from them," said Mike to David.

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Mike, David, and Earl were soon ready and waiting outside the girls' door. They heard some weird sounds coming from the other side so Earl called out, "What are you girls doing in there?"

David grinned, "Remodeling of course."

"They gave us this." Reggie said as she open the door slightly and threw it out, the remains landed on Mike's head.

Mike removed the unusual garment from his head, "Looks like the girls don't like corsets."

"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!" Both Girls scream as another one flew out the door.

"Wonder what they did to those dresses Gandalf got for them if they did that to the undergarment," added David.

"You girls ready? The feast is about to start any minute, "shouted Mike.

"Just one more minute." Erica called back

Haldir came in search of the teens; he walked up right before the girls came out. He questioned the boys, "You do know that the feast is about to begin and the King expects all of you to be on time."

Mike retorted, "Don't look at us. It's the girls who are taking so long."

At that moment the girls walked out, in the new version of their outfits.

Earl let off a low whistle, "You girls look hot, but I'm wondering how the grownups will take it?"

"Hey, we didn't alter them that much." Reggie jeered back and smiled "But thanks for the CAT call."

"May I escort you my lady?" Haldir said holding his arm out.

"Oh, that would wonderful." Reggie said as she took his arm and waited for the others.

Mike walked over to Erica and offered his arm, "Would the lady mind being escorted by an officer?"

Erica looked around and asked, "Where." as she took his arm

Mike lifted one eyebrow, "Well if there are no ladies I guess I'll just have to settle for you."

"And since there are no gentlemen present other than the elf and he is taken, I guess I have to settle for you." Erica laughed back

"Very well", answered the teen, who then looked back at Reggie. Noting her to be far enough away to not hear, he whispered to Erica, "You tell her about the White Wizard?"

"Nope but she's going to have a real nice surprise for her at the feast." Erica says with a smile

"Yeah, I can't wait to see her reaction myself," answered Mike with a grin. "Oh well, looks like we're here so ladies first," said the teen as he opened the door.

At that Erica waited for Reggie to approach and signaled Dena to go ahead.

The boys waited for the girls to enter the hall, which was already filled with townspeople. Theoden stood at the throne and noticed the teens walk in. He turned to his niece; "It's about time they showed up. I was getting worried that they had forgotten where the hall was located."

"That is why I sent Haldir to fetch them." She told her uncle

"Children," murmured the king as he waited for them to sit down.

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Mike motioned for the boys to remove their caps and go inside. Following the girls, Mike and the others quickly found seats next to Aragorn, ignoring the looks being given by the townspeople. Tapping the Ranger on the shoulder Mike asked, "Did we miss anything?"

As the girls entered the party, Reggie was a tad reluctant but continued on due to Erica forcefully pulling her arm. Once through the door and off to the side they were greeted from behind with a large hug, at first Reggie tried pulling back until she smelled an all too familiar smell of pipe Tobacco and Peppermint. Tears started to form as she whispered "Grandpa?"

From behind a certain familiar voice answered, "I'm glad to see that you survived as well as your cousin." The White Wizard then entered into sight, "I've missed you my little Firefly."

Mike looked back and commented to Earl, "Tear Jerker alert"

The teen jumped in pain as Eowyn slapped him. "Be nice young man." The Shield maiden told him as she continued on passing out tankards to the teens.

Mike turned around and asked, "What was that for? Great now I'm getting it from Eowyn. Who's next?"

"Mike I should warn you Dena and Eowyn have been hanging around each other ALOT Lately." Earl told him

"I wouldn't ask that if I were you. There are way too many female's present." David remarked

Aragorn whispered to the teens, "You need to be quiet, the king is about to start."

The boys looked at each other than back at the Ranger, "Yes Sir."

As the king began his speech, Mike whispered to David, "Stay awake this time. I don't want to explain why one of my friends slept through his speech."

Aragorn grabbed the teen's shoulder to get his attention, "Quiet you two."

"Yes Sir"

Theoden spoke about the great sacrifices that were made during the recent battle at Helms Deep and honored those who did not make it. Finishing up his speech, the monarch motioned for the people to start eating.

Mike and his friends joined the rest of the crowd and saluted with their tankards. Aragorn was curious about what was in their tankards and asked, "I know you are not drinking ale, what do you have there?"

Mike held up the mug and answered, "Soft Drinks from Georgia. Gandalf won't let us drink ale or any liquor."

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Gandalf waited for the speech to conclude as grabbed both girls by their arms. "Now I believe that you two need to change. And you may need to wear those corsets." At which Erica began to giggle.

"You had him send them, didn't you," Reggie accused her cousin.

"Yes, she did but that was only for you teaching her THOSE MOVES." Gandalf replied with a laugh

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The crowd had turned to eating dinner when Mike elbowed Earl, "Looks like Gandalf has taken his two grand daughters to get changed into something more appropriate."

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As he walked the girls back, Gandalf observed, "It's a good thing I had another set of dresses ready for this contingency."

"Yeah well you are the only one who could get away with making us change." Reggie sneered with a laugh

Gandalf merely raised an eyebrow and in a warning tone said, "Reggie......... Would you like me to do what I used to do back in the other world?"

"Sorry Gramps." Reggie answered

Gandalf smiled, "Just go and get changed. You are lucky I did not pick the outfits Lady Eowyn suggested."

"Move it Reg before he changes his mind." Erica urged.

"I will be outside waiting," warned Gandalf.

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Meanwhile back at the feast, Mike turned to Gimli and tried making small talk, "So how's the competition with Legolas going?"

"The elf cheats," Gimli laughed.

"How so?" asked the teen.

"I had 43 and the elf only had 42 when he shot the dead Orc I was sitting on and called 43." Gimli said with a puff of smoke

"That's too bad," commented the teen. "I didn't bother keeping score during the battle. There were too many Uruk-hai getting blown apart by Claymores, grenades, and rifle fire to count."

"Those don't count laddie you didn't kill them up close," The dwarf sneered at the boy.

Mike shrugged, "Dead is dead. I personally prefer to reach out and touch someone to getting in down and dirty. Although, Earl and I did take out a fair number at point blank range, when the wall blew."

"But you cheated and used modern weapons." Gimli remarked after he took a bite of his food.

"Like I said, dead is dead. The objective called for inflicting massive casualties on the enemy and we did. Besides I didn't see you objecting to their use."

"They still don't count." Gimli laughed.

"Well, Master Dwarf, then you would not want to have anything to do with modern field artillery systems with a twenty mile range."

"We will see. I have already begun some training after you left for your little adventure home. Dena and Earl have already started teaching me how to use a shot gun." Gimli replied.

Mike nodded then began looking around, "That reminds me I need to see the king about forming a fire support section and setting up a training schedule."

"Not until tomorrow Michael tonight is to celebrate." King Theoden told the boy as he walks up to him.

Mike looked around startled, "Now where the heck did he come from?"

"Michael tonight I want you do as you friends would say "Lighten Up." You look as if you are about to shoot everyone in this room at the slights word." Theoden tells the boy

"But only in the kneecaps," defended the boy. The Great Hall doors opened yet again as Gandalf led the more appropriately dressed teenage girls into the room.

"Earl, close your mouth they do have flies here." Dena laughed.

Earl sheepishly grinned, "I never thought those two had it in them. I always though they were more into the short dresses."

"Well I notice you didn't look at me that way." Dena sneered.

Earl shrugged, "I expect you to be dressed for the occasion and look good. You always are. Now those two are another matter."

At his comment Eowyn slapped the boy. "You should have least remarked how nice she looked. Considering she could have left that arrow in your behind." Then the shield maiden walked off.

Mike began laughing at the sight. "It's nice to see someone else getting slapped."

"Be careful, laddie someone might think you were starting to enjoy yourself." Gimli cackled at what he watched.

Mike turned a shade of red, "I guess I have been a little too serious lately."

"Ladies, Gentlemen and America teenagers," Gandalf addressed the crowd.

Mike looked up, "What the heck?"

"As most of you know already that Erica is my Grand daughter by blood. I only had one child back on Earth, a son. He married Linda who had a sister by the name of Lena. Reggie is the daughter of Lena. I consider her too as my Grand daughter." Gandalf told all that were in attendance. "Plus, I believe Lord Eomer also has an announcement to make."

At the wizard's proclamation, Eomer stood up and led a young child to the front of the hall. Resting his hand on the boy's shoulder, the Rohirrim announced, "And I would like to announce a new addition to my family. This is Matthew who will be living here as my son. He too hails from America but will mature as a Rohirrim."

Uproar of cheering and glee went on around the room at this news, as the crowd burst into jubilant chatter.

Mike smiled, "It's nice to see the kid found a home." He turned back to Earl and commented, "That means that all little kids have new families."

The boy's remarks did not go unnoticed. For King Theoden had heard the hurt in the child's voice and smiled as he thought to himself. "You won't be without family."

From behind Mike and Earl, David began making mouthing to Erica; "It's time."

The King Theoden declared as he approached Eomer and the boy and embraced Matt. "You have chosen well."

"Now that the family has been announced, we need the comedy relief." Erica laughed as she started to introduce Mike and Earl

"As you good people know my friends and I hail from a far away land called America. It just so happens that one of the more popular sports back home is game called baseball and I have just learned that two of my companions intend to introduce that game to Middle Earth. Now, I would like to introduce Mike Wolf, Manager and Owner of the newly formed Edoras Stallions and Earl Beegle who will be forming the second yet unnamed team."

Mike turned to Earl. "Looks like that's our cue," mentioned the teen as he led his friend up near the throne. They had not gone far when Dena kicked Mike, telling him to, "Move it."

As soon as they got in front of the stage, Mike began in a loud voice, "Well Earl, since you're organizing a baseball team was there anything you wanted to know?"

Earl nodded, "Actually there is since I'm kinda new with this business. Maybe you can begin with the basics."

"Well in that case, one of the first things important to a manager is getting to know his players. Now I need to warn you baseball players have some of the strangest names."

"You mean funny names?" Earl asked

"Strange names, pet names...like Dizzy Dean"

"His brother Daffy"

"Daffy Dean..."

"And their French cousin".

"Goofe'"

Mike nodded and continued, "Goofe' Dean. Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third..."

"That's what I want to find out," answered Earl

"I said Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third,"

"Are you the manager?"

Although most people in the audience had never heard the word baseball. Much less, actually see the game, several members of the crowd began laughing at the teens routine.

"Yes"

"You gonna be the coach too?"

"Yes."

"And you don't know the fellows' names"

"Well I should"

"Well then who's on first?" asked Earl.

"Yes," answered Mike

"I mean the fellow's name"

"Who."

"The guy on first"

"Who."

"The first baseman"

By this time Gandalf had been chuckling so much, he had been forced to put down his pipe for a moment.

"Who."

"The guy playing... ," asked Earl

"Who is on first!"

"I'm asking you who's on first," said a flustered Earl

Aragorn began coughing on his pipe smoke and had to put down his pipe as well.

"That's the man's name."

"That's who's name?"

"Yes"

Off to the side, Matt began laughing hysterically.

"Well go ahead and tell me", begged the teen.

"That's it"

"That's who?"

"Yes."

Earl paused to collect his thoughts. Finally, he decided to change the line of questioning, "Look, you gotta first baseman?"

Mike grinned, "Certainly."

"Who's playing first?"

"That's right," confirmed the teen.

"When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?" asked Earl.

"Every dollar of it," answered Mike

Earl growled, "All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base."

"Who."

"The guy that gets..".

Gimli's laughing could be heard over the rest of the crowd.

Mike nodded, "That's it"

"Who gets the money..."

Mike nodded, "He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it."

"Who's wife?"

"Yes".

Mike noticed that his friend was getting angry and asked, "What's wrong with that?"

"Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?"

"Who."

"The guy."

"Who."

"How does he sign..."

"That's how he signs it"

"Who?," asked Earl

"Yes." answered Mike

Laughter erupted throughout the room at his answer.

Earl began tapping his foot in frustration as he complained, "All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

Mike shook his head, "No. What is on second base."

"I'm not asking you who's on second," yelled Earl.

"Who's on first."

"One base at a time!

"Well, don't change the players around.," countered Mike.

"I'm not changing nobody!"

Mike grabbed Earl by the shoulders to calm him down, "Take it easy, buddy."

Earl took a deep Breath, "I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

By this time even the hobbits were having trouble breathing from laughing so hard.

"That's right".

"Ok. "

"All right."

Earl paused yet again to change his line of questioning, "What's the guy's name on first base?

"No. What is on second."

"I'm not asking you who's on second."

"Who's on first."

Earl threw up his hands and yelled, "I don't know.

Mike held up his hands, "He's on third, we're not talking about him."

"Now how did I get on third base?" asked Earl.

"Why you mentioned his name."

"If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?"

"No. Who's playing first."

"What's on base?"

"What's on second."

"I DON'T KNOW," moaned the teen.

"He's on third."

Earl shook his head, "There I go, back on third again!"

Laughter filled the hall as the two boys continued their version of Abbott and Costello.

Finally Earl asked, "Look, you gotta outfield?"

"Sure we do," answered Mike.

"The left fielder's name?"

"Why."

Earl sarcastically answered, "I just thought I'd ask you."

"Well, I just thought I'd tell ya," replied Mike

"Then tell me who's playing left field?"

"Who's playing first."

Earl started to say something then screamed, "I'm not... stay out of the infield!!! I want to know what's the guy's name in left field?

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By the time the two teens had finished their version of Abbott and Costello, the entire hall was filled with laughter. Mike was returning to his seat when he bumped into the White Wizard. Mike looked up and apologized. Gandalf responded by asking for the tape.

Mike gave his best innocent look and asked, "What tape?"

"I just told the ladies that Middle Earth is not ready for THAT type of Dancing." Gandalf said as he held out his hand.

Remembering the two backup copies, Mike reluctantly handed over the original to the wizard. "Here you go sir."

"Oh Michael by the way, I took the liberty of disposing of the other copies." Gandalf informed the boy. "Firefly, do your thing." Gandalf said as he tossed Reggie who had been dancing nearby, the tape. Reggie proceeded to pitch the tape in the closest fire and watch the evidence burn.

"Drat," responded the teen. "I hope you at least had the fairness to do the same to Erica's blackmail tape. After all, it would be fair."

"Don't worry there is a nice surprise on that copy. But I do have the original." Gandalf replied with a smile.

Mike raised an eyebrow and began to glow with excitement, "A pleasant surprise for me or one for Erica when she tries showing it? You know she was pretty threatening with it back in Georgia."

"I know. But remember I have enough blackmail on the both of you." Gandalf smiled as he walked off to speak with King Theoden.

As the girls danced they pulled some of the Rohirrim and elves into dancing. Meanwhile the boys stood near Gandalf, drinking and enjoying the scene.

Reggie twirled her self around and accidentally landed in Haldir lap. She proceeded to pull the elf on the dance floor, but instead of dancing with the girl, as she would have dance in America, he made her dance properly, old ballroom style, the way she danced with her father when she was younger. "Oh brother!" Reggie thought as the elf twirled her. Dena allured Eomer out on the floor showing him how American dance and Erica grabbed the two closest beings, which just happen to Vidmor and Gimli and started to have lots of fun dancing with them.

At seeing Erica dance with Vidmor, Legolas left, upset at the current situation on the dance floor. He wandered towards the doors and slipped out unnoticed by Erica who was too busy trying to avoid having her feet being stepped on by the dwarf.

Earl watched the elf depart and mentioned, "Smart move. I think I'll join him. I could use the fresh air."

Aragorn also observed the elf leaving and was about to join Legolas but was stopped by Eowyn and handed a cup, which she had brought to him.

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The party continued long into the night. Finally, Mike let out a yawn and looked at his watch and then to his friends condition. Walking up to the girls he suggested, "Okay girls, time for bed. None of us can keep their eyes open."

"Maybe you can't, but I could go all night." Reggie laughed as she spun around.

Gandalf materialized in front of the girl and in a no-nonsense tone said, "Bed. Rajani Josephine Thykkuttathil "

"Ahhh but Gramps..." The girl whined. "Five more minutes."

Gandalf merely lowered his voice and said, "Rajani Josephine Thykkuttathil"

At the sound of her full name, Reggie cringed in physical pain then answered, "Ok grandpa. Good Night" She began walking towards great halls main entrance.

Mike shook his head and paused to comment to Eomer, "You know you are in trouble when the parent uses your full name."

"Oh really what is Matthews?" Eomer asked eyeing the young man dancing with the hobbits.

Mike looked back and replied, "Jameson McHale." Then he exited the building.

At that Eomer walked over to the boy and in a fatherly tone voice he commanded, "Matthew Jameson McHale. Bedtime, now."

When the boy ran out of ear shot, Eomer shook his head and muttered, "I sound just like my father."

Eowyn smiled at the sight of her brother and new nephew and walked over. Holding out her hand, she said, "Come Matthew, I will lead you to your room."

"Ahh but I just a five more minutes Auntie Eowyn."

"I Said to BED!" Eomer's voice bombed

Eowyn simply said, "Do you want to disobey your father so soon?"

"Just a sec." The boy answered as he ran over to Eomer and gave him a hug, saying. "Goodnight papa." and ran back to Eowyn.

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Eowyn smiled as she led the child to his room. On their way back, they came across Mike who was busy following an Irish Setter, saying, "Alright, Alright, I'll take you out. Sheesh."

"The dog missed you Master Mike it kept whining until Lady Dena let it sleep with her." Eowyn told him

Mike turned back after opening the door, "I wouldn't be surprised if I had a habit of spoiling my pets. Looks like, Rusty is just one big baby after all." at which the dog bark in agreement

Mike grinned and yelled out at the dog, "Go on. Get done so I can get to bed."

The dog happily obeyed. Outside she ran past Legolas and Aragorn and trotted down the stairs.

Mike followed the dog outside and noticed Aragorn and Legolas talking about something. Keeping an eye on the dog, he walked over and asked, "What's going on?"

"The stars are veiled." Legolas said looking off into the distance and the dark clouds that covered the sky.

Foregoing the smart remark dying to come out, Mike asked, "In what way?"

"There is an unsettling darkness from the East." Legolas continued as he glare father out into the darkness until a dog came up to Mike a pawed his foot.

Legolas than turns to the boy and says. "She is right you need your rest. Go to bed."

Mike looked down, telling the dog, "Hold on girl." Turning back to the elf, the serious teen observed, "So basically there's some serious stuff coming in from the reemerging big bad on this world?"

Both adults began looking at him strangely. Finally, Aragorn answered. "Yes there is, but you will need all the rest you can get, so go to bed."

Mike nodded, "Yeah you are right about that. Night guys." Turning back to the dog, he said, "Okay, Rusty we're going inside, hold your horses."

The dog barked at the boy and wagged her tail

Mike walked after the dog taking a quick glance at the smiling Ranger and elf and informed them. "I don't want to hear it."

The two warriors just smiled at the boy in response.

Mike just shook his head and walked inside, led by the dog to his room. Opening the door, the teen watched the dog run inside and jump on the bed. "Satisfied?" asked the teen as he closed the door.

The dog barked in answer.

Outside the Ranger looked at the elf and said. "I am worried about our American friends."

The elf nodded. "I share your concern but there is no way we would be able to lock them away until they reach adulthood."

Aragorn added, "Then we shall do what we can to watch over them."

"Yes all of them." Legolas answered as he looked back towards the darkness that was coming.

Mike climbed into the bed and swiftly fell asleep.

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Many of the group retired to their sleeping quarter, all but Reggie, even though her grandfather had made it very clear that he want her to go bed. But instead of going right to bed the girl decided to clear her head by going for a stroll in the night air while her cat followed close behind.

Reggie sauntered out of the grand doors of the hall and down the stairs to the courtyard below to unhinder her mind that was bogged with sad and unbelievable thoughts. She was feeling a bit overwhelmed with everything that had taken place within the last few days.

"I still can't believe he is alive." Reggie said to herself with tears in her eyes as she began to shake.

A voice came from the darkness "My Lady," as a hand was placed on her shoulder. This startled the girl as she proceeded to throw the male to the ground. As she flipped him, he grabbed her leg causing her to fall forward, landing on top of the male.

Reggie recognized that the male she was on top of, it was Haldir. "I am so sorry." Reggie said and than quietly remarked to her self and started to giggle lightly. "I kinda liked being on top of him." Several moments seem to pass as the teen finally rolled off of him and onto her back, propping herself up with her arms still giggling.

"Lady Rajani, I did not mean to startle you." The elf said as he raised himself off the ground and offered his hand to the girl.

"Ahh, It's okay. It is not your fault that I am a tad bit jumpy, being in a new place and everything." Reggie replied as she took the elf's hand. As she got up she stepped on the edge of her dress and fell forward into Haldir's chest.

"Are you okay, my lady?" the elf questioned holding the girl.

"I am just fine." Reggie said as she started to push herself away from the elf's chest. She was feeling even more embarrassed at her predicament.

"What is wrong?" Haldir inquired "I noticed that you did not go to your room as your grandfather had ordered, and I heard you crying."

"Oh, nothing." Reggie said turning from the elf as her tears started to flow down her cheek once again.

"There is something, I can hear it in your voice." He whispered as placed his hand on her shoulder. "You can tell me, my lady."

"I just can't believe that he is alive." Reggie began to say as she turned back toward her companion. "I mean I saw his grave and I morn his loss, my aunt and my parents. Erica should have told me, prepared me. I keep thinking that I am going to wake up from this dream and I am going to be alone, forgotten. Not knowing my place."

"This is not a dream. You have mourned your losses but now you can have piece of mind and rejoice that your family still lives. You have not and will not be forgotten. You have found your place, here, with your family and friends." Haldir conveyed as he lifts the girl's face and looked into her eyes.

"I know, it just that I was alone for so long with only Mr. Cuddles to keep me safe and sane; trying to survive only to find no one, until my cousin and the rest you all rescued me. I really thought I was going to die back there, all alone with no one, to be forgotten like yesterday trash. If you guys hadn't shown up I would have been killed unless some miracle would have been preformed on my behalf." Reggie told him while her eyes were still filled with tears.

"Lady Rajani, how could you compare your self to yesterday's trash, I do not believe anyone could forget you. You are brave little Firefly. You and your feline are daring to make such a journey with no other companions. A miracle was preformed you found your way to your family and friend and to this land, and for that I am grateful." Haldir spoke these kind words to Reggie. Her sad eyes began to glow with warmth and happiness instead of flowing with tears of despair.

"You are too kind." Reggie smiled at the elf. Mr. Cuddles merely began weaving in between the two's legs, purring. "I think he likes you. He usually doesn't like anyone but me, Erica and well basically any female. It is so strange, but I am glad he approves of you being here. I know if you were one of the boys, you would be in some serious pain right about now." Reggie said with a sweet little laugh.

"I believe I owe your cat a debt of thanks for keeping you safe." Elf said as he bent down and rubbed the back of the cat's neck. And whispered something in elfish to the feline.

"What did you tell him?" Reggie inquired about the beautiful language that the elf had just spoken.

"I told him, he was an honorable and noble creature, and that his lady is grand."

Mr. Cuddles just smiled and purred at them. Reggie and Haldir spoke for a few more minutes as the hour continued to grow late. He turned to the girl and asked holding out his arm, "Shall I escort you back to your quarters, my lady?"

"Why thank you." She smiled as she took his arm. They traveled in silence to her resting chamber.

"I shall take my leave." The elf said as he bowed to the girl and kissed her hand.

Reggie entered the chamber to find Dena and Erica already ready for bed, talking about what had happen back in Atlanta.

"And where have you been?" Erica asked her blushing cousin.

"Oh, nowhere." Reggie said with a shinning glimmer in her eyes.

"Gramps sent you to bed over an hour and a half ago. What were you doing?" Erica questioned

"I just needed to clear my head and get some air." Reggie said as she started to undress and mutter something to herself that no else could hear. "Tossed an elf and landed in awkward position on top of him."

"I think she is holding something back." Dena jeered.

"You're right!" Erica laughed "Lets get her."

As Reggie finished changing for bed and turned around, Dena and Erica attacked the girl, rushing her knocking her to the ground and started to tickle her furiously to get her to speak.

"Oh… you… two… stop… it… get… off… of… me." Reggie said laughing and rolling around on the floor with the two girls hovering over torturing her.

"Not until you spill." Erica said not letting up on Reggie.

"I'm with her, tell or we won't let you go to sleep at all." Dena laughed.

"Fine!!" Reggie sneered as the two let her up from the ground. "This is so unfair. I didn't make you talk about everything that happened between you and Legolas when you stay with him at the house, alone."

"Wait a moment you stayed with Legolas alone and you didn't tell me?" Dena began to question Erica

Reggie had succeeded in getting the girls off her back with that little duzzie of an informational bomb.

"Ahhhhhhh, nothing happened." Erica said turning a lovely shade of crimson.

"Well, if you won't tell than I won't I either." Reggie hissed at her cousin.

"I don't care who is going to go first, but I want details." Dena said hitting both girls with her pillow.

"Hey" Erica and Reggie uttered as they grab their own pillows and proceed to hit each other and Dena repeatedly. The fight seems to go on and on, with no one winning. Dena and Erica backed Reggie into a corner and began hitting her furiously with their pillows.

"Okay fine I'll tell, just stop hitting me in the face." Reggie told to them. "I went for a little walk and I met someone. We were talking and he just escorted me back."

"HE?" Dena and Erica both exclaimed with a smirk, "Who's he?"

"Oh, no one." Reggie grinned and was hit with a pillow.

The girls giggled and gossiped until the early morning and drifted off to sleep somewhere around 3 or 4 in the morning.

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Sometime during the night a scream ripped through the air, waking a startled teen. Mike looked over at the dog and commented, "Yes I heard it too. I wonder what's going on. Think we should take a look?" The dog was barking wildly at the door.

Meanwhile the girls hearing the scream jumped out of bed and headed for it with weapons drawn and ready to kill.

Mike threw on a pair of pants, grabbed his Baretta and headed towards the sound. He was quickly joined by the other teens. Looking around, he said, "Okay on a count of three."

All the teens nodded in agreement except Reggie who mumbled. "I swear I'm going to kill whatever woke me."

Mike was about to open the door when Aragorn and Legolas barreled by and ran into the room. Mike followed them, muttering, "No you go first. I insist."

"We will." Erica says as she pushed by him next followed by the Dena and Reggie.

The teen didn't bothered responding but rushed in to see Aragorn grab a glowing ball from one of the hobbits and knock it across the room. Gandalf quickly threw a blanket over the orb. Mike lowered his gun and asked Erica, "You know anything about magic balls?"

"Other than I don't like that THING!" Erica sneered as she ran over to Pippin who was being cradled by Merry

Gandalf pushed away both Erica and Merry and grabbed Pippin. "What did you see?" asked the wizard.

"I saw an eye."

"It asked me my name."

"I didn't answer it."

The wizard held Pippin head in his hands forcing the hobbit to look at him, "What did you tell him about Frodo and Sam?"

Mike looked back to Earl and murmured, "This is not a good thing."

Earl stared at the hobbit, answering "No Shit."

Mike approached Merry and Gandalf, hearing every word. Finally, he looked back to the girls and solemnly intoned, "Something wicked this way comeith."

"Than I suggest we KILL it first." Erica sneered

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Mike waited until Gandalf had left with Pippin in tow before turning to Erica. "Why don't we go after them and listen in?"

Theoden listened as the White Wizard explained that Sauron still did not know about the hobbits going to Mordor.

"Yeah but the rest should go back to bed." Erica answers

Mike pointed to the door, "They already are. Let's go, I don't want to miss a word."

The two teens quietly entered the hallway and hid in the shadows, listening to the discussion. When Gandalf got to the part about Sauron attacking Minas Tirith, Mike could not help remarking to Erica, "The fighting is definitely not over yet. Not by a long shot." Unfortunately, the adults had overheard him.

"Master Michael what do you think your doing?" King Theoden asked.

Mike shrugged and stepped out into the light. "I'd say listening in on your deepest secrets pretty much covers it. But since we are here, what is going on? Where is the battle going to take place and when do we leave?"

"This discussion does not need to take place now, young man." The King said with a very strict tone.

Mike walked closer to the adults, "What do you mean sir? As commander of my unit I have the right to know any information that may affect my people especially if it involves future fighting."

"Mike is so dead." Erica Muttered as she tried to stop Mike from putting his foot in is mouth.

"I think not, you and your group will be staying out of any fight." King Theoden informed the boy.

That got Erica attention and she was about to tell him to shove it when Gandalf gave her a look that made her stop.

Mike could not believe his ears and he snapped, "With all due respect, I am a line officer not some damn desk bound REMF!"

"And you put you and your people under my command and I am ordering you to bed." Theoden commanded.

"This fight involves us all, whether you like it or not." The girl said with a furious look.

Mike began to say something but cut it off and snapped to attention. Giving the monarch a stiff salute, he responded, "SIR, YES SIR!" The teen then did an about face and marched off towards the door.

Erica turned to follow her friend but turned back and gave her Grandfather a disgusted look but his only response is a knowing smile that unnerved her.

"Fine," Mumbled the girl as she walked past Aragorn and Legolas

Aragorn watched as the teen moved past him and said to the king, "You realize Michael will not willingly stay out while the Dark Lord continues his advance."

"They are children and they do not belong in this fight. Plus those children have lost entire families and friend to that plague, I will not loose them to this war." The King said showing great emotion towards the teens that were now living within his home. He thought to himself, "I lost Theodred to this war I will not loose Michael too."

"War is upon us my Lord. The battle must be fought and if Gondor calls for Aid, then Rohan must respond." Gandalf interjected

"And if the Dark Lord advances on Gondor, why should we go to the aid of those who did come to ours?' The king asked harshly.

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"Mike wait up." Erica called out

Mike was still visibly angered when Erica caught up with him. "Just who the hell does he think he is?" grumbled the teen.

"I know how you feel Mike. But look around, we aren't the only ones who are trained to fight." Erica started to explain. "They are intimidated by us. But most of all they care about us and don't want us to get hurt. But if it helps remember Gramps is among them and he will let us fight." Erica says with a smile.

The teen walked to the edge of the steps, followed closely by his friend. "Erica, I am a line officer and that means being on the front line not cowering underneath the covers."

"And you have forgotten what you are to them, a kid, and so are the rest of us." Erica answered and continued. "Just remember this Mike, the king didn't want us to fight at Helm's Deep. He didn't have a choice there, but he does here. He doesn't want us to fight because we've seen so much death already. The man is only trying to save us from more hurt."

"And I thought we proved to them that we can handle a major fight. Just look at how many orcs we took out that night."

"Mike you know he kind of reminds me of your dad if you tried something like this back home." Erica remarked.

Mike looked up, "What do you mean?"

"He had that same look your dad used to get when you did something that could or did get you hurt." Erica replied. "You know the furrowed brow and the pulsing vein on the forehead."

"This is entirely different. For one, we are not back home and two, he is not my father."

"Yeah but he sure looked like him for a little while." Erica laughed at her friend

Mike chuckled, "Now that I think about it, you are right about that. It will be light soon; I think I'll go try out those cap and ball pistols I brought back from home. Target practice always helps me cool off."

"Ok just don't hurt yourself. I am going to practice with my new toy." Erica gleamed and then asked "How far are you going to be out?"

"Why do you ask?" Mike questioned.

"I may be up, but Reggie isn't and you know her when her sleep is interrupted she can be a real, let say she'll be pissed." Erica said showing a little concern for mike is Reggie gets a hold of him.

"Figure, I'll take a couple suits of Uruk-hai armor a couple hundred yards from the burial mounds." Mike said as she turned and looked back, "I should be far enough that it shouldn't be that loud for her. Remember the great hall is over a mile from the gate."

"I hope so, I am not gong to be responsible for her actions." Erica says with a little chuckle she heads for rest area to grab her new weapon to practice with

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Erica had gone out into the courtyard and practiced with her new death tool. Gandalf watched from a distanced and marveled at his granddaughter fully knowing the danger she would be entering into with the object that was in her hands. "I thought I told you to go back to bed.' Gandalf said as he approaches the teen practicing with her new weapon.

"You didn't tell me to stay there." Erica said not looking at the wizard

"And where did you get that?" Gandalf uttered as he points at the Klingon weapon

"Reggie. Late Birthday present." Erica answers as finished a killing move to her shadow opponent.



"That granddaughter of mine is always getting you unusual presents, and I see you have given her the Katana. The weapons have found their rightful places." Gandalf said with a laugh, but then he became serious. "Erica I wish to speak with you without an audience."

"What is it?" The teen questioned

"First come with me." Gandalf articulated as he noticed several the warriors and a few elves listening and watching.

"Okay," The girl said as she followed the wizard

They walk in silence to the hut. Once inside the hut, Gandalf closed the door and said a few words she could not understand.

"Granddaughter, I have a specific job for you." The wizards informed her, this peaked the interest of the girl.

"If it is to remain behind you know that will be when HELL freezes over." She told him

"You are not to remain behind, and I know you would never do so, even if asked by me. But you are needed in another place. You are to stay with Aragorn every step of his journey."

"Cool I get to go. But why do you want me to stay with Aragorn?" Erica asked

"There are many things that are yet to be explained and I can not explain them to you now, but know that you are needed there, right beside the future king of Gondor."

"Whoa. Cool, I can do that. But you do know that Reggie will want to come." Erica informed him.

"I know. She will not be separated from you now that she has found you again, and I know she will be a great asset in the battle to come. She will be there to watch your back no matter the cost. Trust her judgement as well as your own." Gandalf said as he looked straight into his granddaughter's eyes.

"Ok, but there is something I need to tell you."

"What is it, my child."



"I've been having some really strange dreams; at least that's what I thought until I met Merry and Pippin." Erica said

"What do you mean?' The wizard asked puzzled

"I've been dreaming of a small being like them, fighting a really big spider." Erica explained. "And you know how I am afraid of spiders."

"You must have been seeing Frodo and Sam, two hobbits who have traveled to destroy the ring of power." The wizard said happy to hear of the new of his hobbit friends.

"Ok, I was just scared for them." Erica expressed her concern.

"So am I, their mission has been dangerous from the beginning and I feared that they would even make it as far as they have. Is there anything else you can tell me?" Gandalf asked hoping to hear more news of his hobbits.



"I can't tell you anything else that's all I saw." Erica told him and then began to think of her mission and said with glee in her voice, "This is so cool; I can't wait to tell Reggie what we're doing." Erica expressed with glee.

"You can not speak of this mission to anyone, until the time is right. But know that you must stay with Aragorn no matter what." He informed her.

"But what if Reggie wants to know? I can't say anything? Why?" Erica whined



"Because she does not need to know the details. If the details are known, they might distracter her in the battle to come." The wizard says giving his granddaughter his all knowing look.

"Ok but what if the King says no?" Erica asked knowing that the king would never allow her to venture off with Aragorn into a battle after the conversation earlier.



"The king does not have authority over you on his matter, you are my granddaughter and he will not interfere with my instructions." Gandalf reassured Erica.

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Later that morning Theoden decided to find the boy and try bringing him to his point of view. At his first destination had revealed that the boy was not in his room. As he continued looking for Michael, he ran into Aragorn in the hallway. "Have you seen Michael?" asked the king.

Aragon answered, "I saw him leaving early this morning with two of those large pistols and a couple suits of Uruk-hai armor."

Theoden nodded and was about to reply when a loud gunshot shattered the morning air.

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"Fuck!" Reggie groaned as she covered her head with a pillow. "Who the hell is shooting?"

"Mike, who else would be that daring to piss you off in the morning," Erica said as she changed out her workout clothes to get ready to see Gandalf off. "Reggie aren't you going to see Gramps off."

"Yeah, give me a sec; I have someone I might need to kill." Reggie said throwing her covers off and yawned.

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Theoden quickly left the great hall and began walking towards the sounds of gunshots. He reached the main gate and looked out to see that the teen had set up the suits of armor and painted targets on each. About fifty yards away, Mike could be seen holding a large pistol at arms length pointed at the armor.

Mike was completely focused on the target and did not hear the adult approaching. The teen pulled back the hammer with his thumb, causing the cylinder to rotate. The pistol barked with a puff of gray smoke and a brief flash. The .44 caliber ball hit the target dead center as the pistol rose from the recoil.

"That is an interesting weapon." The King said to get the boys attention.

Mike was in the process of cocking the pistol for the second shot and was startled by the king's presence. Looking back, he greeted, "Good morning your majesty, I didn't see you come up."

"I wish to speak with you."

The teen lowered the weapon and placed it on a nearby table he had set up. "What did you want to talk about?"

"Last night you seemed a little upset with my decision. I wanted to explain why I don't want you or your friends in any future fights." The King started to explain.

Mike retrieved the pistol and fired off another shot, hitting the first suit of armor to the right of the first hit. Without looking back, he answered, "I thought we had earned the right to be in the fight back at Helms Deep. Did we not show enough courage in the face of certain death?"

"That was not by my choice you fought I ordered all who could carry a sword to fight." Theoden explained in dread.

Mike cocked the pistol for his next shot and sighted it on the target. "But our actions helped buy the time for Eomer and Gandalf to relieve our position. I understand the danger; it's just part of being a soldier. I am not afraid of death."

"Not being afraid of death is not the problem my son, the problem is you are afraid to live?" King Theoden said as he placed his hand on the boy's shoulder.

"As long as I could remember, I always wanted to an army officer. From the first time my father took me to the armed forces day at the base, I knew I was going to be a career army officer. Now, I have my chance to be a combat leader and you want me to stay behind. And I do not fear life; all the great military leaders in my world were at the front of the line in battle. First in and the Last out, that was the creed. You cannot lead from the rear."

"Any father would be proud of the way you turned out but he would also fear for the life his son. I buried one son already I don't want to bury my newest one. That is if you will have me as a father?" King Theoden spoke with his heart as he forced to teen to look at him with these words.

Mike had been prepared for many things. But that was not one of them. With a shaky hand, he placed the emptied revolver on the table. Slowly turning around, he asked, "What did you say?"

"I believe it would be the greatest honor to be called your father that is if you wish it." Theoden said as he looked in to the boy's eyes

"What about Eomer and Eowyn? Do they know? Are they okay with this?"

"Yes, I spoke with them last night. They want you as family as well. They couldn't be happier with my decision." The King replied with a smile.

Mike took a deep breath and thought about what he was about to say. "I agree on the condition that Eomer and then Eowyn continue to be next in line for the throne."

"They said that if you become family you must become full family and will help them rule." Theoden answered remembering Eowyn's thoughts on the matter.

Mike shook his head, still not believing what he had just heard. Finally he walked over to the table again and asked the king, "Would you like to try out the pistols? I have a second."

"An answer would be nice first because Eowyn wants to throw a party to welcome you to the family." King Theoden told the boy with a smile

Giving the king a sheepish smile, Mike answered "Yes". The he picked up his pistol and a paper cartridge. Ripping open the paper with his teeth, The teen poured the gray powder and ball into one of the holes in the cylinder. Mike spun the cylinder one notch, and pulled down a lever on the pistol barrel's underside, seating the lead ball in the chamber. He began loading the second chamber and asked again, "So would you mind joining your new son in a little quality time?"

"I would love too, son." Theoden replied with a large smile he had not had since before the arrival of Wormtongue. Thinking of something else he had wanted to go over, the king mentioned, "Gamling has shown great interest in adopting Earl."

Mike nodded, "I'm sure Earl won't turn him down. At the rate things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if all us find new families in a short time." He then turned back to the pistols lying on the bench. The teen was in the process of placing the percussion caps on the back of the cylinder as he explained, "This is a Colt Model 1860 Army revolver." He stopped and turned back, "Gandalf is leaving?"

"Yes he is going to take Pippin to the white city of Gondor." The King answered.

Mike nodded and made sure the hammer was down as he placed the weapon in its case. "However, you will still need my people in the upcoming fight with Sauron."

"You are yet still a boy and that fight is hopefully long off." Theoden answered, as he sent a silent prayer upwards hoping that it was true.

The teen finished putting away the pistols as he continued, "I will grant you that my friends are not up to going hand-to-hand with Sauron's minions. However, we can still be useful striking from a distance, outside bow range."

"I take it you will do this weather I want you or not? "Give me your word that you will not do any brash and I will give mine I will strongly consider it."

"While fighting back at Helms Deep, I noticed that you lacked any kind of fire support or artillery capable of supporting your forces across great distances."

"Your word my son."

"I promise that I will not go charging into any fight recklessly."

"I said your word you will not do ANY THING BRASH!"

"Sound like he knows you all to well Mike." Earl jeered as he approached the two from behind, with a limp in his step.

Mike shook his head and told the king, "You have my word that I have no plans on doing anything brash." Turning back to his friend, Mike asked, "So Earl, you like that donut we brought back?"

"Yeah Mike. Thanks but Gandalf is going to be leaving any minute thought you might want to see him off." Earl remarked as he rubbed his seat. "You keep up the jeering I make sure Dena removes something out of yours."

Mike grinned, "I'm sorry I'll stop making you the butt of my jokes"

"Laugh it up fuzzball. I know there is a certain cat out to get you." Earl remarked with a laugh.

"Yeah but he goes after you more often and I don't have to be faster than that cat, just faster than you."

"Yeah but after your little shooting practice I think it's the owner of the Cat is one you need to fear now." Earl replied.

"What are you talking about? What in the hell did I do now?" Mike asked with a look of terror in his eyes

"Reggie didn't sound none to happy when I walked by their rest area." Earl answered. "I do believe that girl could give cussing lesson to a sailor. You woke her and her cat up. And neither looks happy of course it's usually hard to tell with that cat it looks pissed all the time."

"Hey, I was this far out for that reason. Although, she shouldn't be sleeping that late." The teens followed the king back towards the city. Mike shrugged, "At least I took it out of the city before shooting."

"Mike it only 7:30am and she did go to sleep until late due to the fact of the girls giggling and the episode with Pippin. She's still pissed." Earl jeered. "Remember she fights dirty."

"Well I was pissed about being told we would be sitting on our butts while the grownups fight."

"That is enough your word, you have given." The king replied

Mike sighed, "He asked and I answered."

"What is it with that feline any ways?" The King asked. "It looks like something an Orc spit up."

"My lord, you may not want to make that sort of remark around Reggie, she is very protective about her cat." Earl told the king.

"But I am the King and I do not fear females, or felines." The king retorted.

The boys looked at the king as if he should somehow fear this girl because they knew her better than anyone else really could.

"Mike Gandalf is going to be leaving soon and it is going to be hard to control Reggie after he leaves." Earl said looking at Mike.

"Then we need to go and tell him to control his granddaughter!" stressed the teen. "I do not want to lose another father this soon."

"This female is that dangerous that you fear for my life?' The king asked with concern.

"Let just say you do not want to get on her bad side or her cat's." The teen said "Reggie is what we call a street fighter back home. She fights dirty and deadly."

"But she is a child, as well as a female; killing is not in their nature." The king retorted

"I don't think she'll hurt you but the cat that another problem altogether. But Reggie is a strong willed and fights like there is not tomorrow when it comes to the people or things she cares for. She is like the rest of my group, that includes myself." Mike reported and turned back to his father and asked, "That reminds me I was wondering if you would be willing to spare four volunteers and six horses for a special project?"

"I will consider that after you see Gandalf off and give me a full report as to your special project." Theoden replied.

"Yes Sir," answered the teen. He nodded towards Earl as they passed under the gate, "Earl, I wasn't able to tell you last night, but I brought some Stingers, mortars and Ma Deuce from the other side. We will definitely be able to reach out and touch somebody."

"Oh shit MIKE. You are my HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I get to shoot one right old buddy old pal." Earl replied, doing his best imitation of Barney Rubble.

Mike nodded, "Yeah, I have some ideas for negating the enemy's air supremacy. But I need to get it Okayed by the king."

"You will show me later what these stingers you are speak of. But for now I understand Young Master David and Lady Dena have a base ball game planned for the afternoon. I am insisting that you join the game."

Mike grabbed the king's arm, "Wait there's something I needed to go over."

"Than begin."

"The Rohirrim have no long range weaponry but for horsemen with bows that are good for engaging targets up to 140 yards. I can beat that." Mike said excitedly, "I was waiting for the right time to tell you but in addition to the extra supplies of ammunition for our existing weapons, I brought back a few long range weapons.

"Oh really, are these the weapons you wish to use to help defend this land in the battle." The King questioned.

"Particularly a pair of mortars that uses a larger charge than our hand grenades we tossed back at the keep. More importantly it can hit targets over 3000 yards down range,"

"This would keep you behind the battle lines?"

Mike nodded, "Yes, we would not be on the front lines and to be honest with you, I do not want to go hand to hand with the enemy. I've got David studying the tech manuals but I need extra people to fill out the unit. I am thinking of a fire support section that softens up the enemy before you charge in."

"Speaking of hand to hand what is this new weapon Erica brought with her," asked the king.

Mike grinned, "Don't ask. All I know is was based on a fictional weapon. I don't even know how effective it would be in a real battle. It is like an axe with out a handle. Her cousin gave it to her."

"I see," said the puzzled king "That examples Master Gimli's intent fascination in the strange object."

"But back to the subject, do you remember the machine gun David used during the battle?"

"Yes it was quite helpful in killing many Orcs."

"Well, I also brought back its big brother called a fifty cal. You can really reach out and touch someone with that."

"Really, and what is the range on this weapon?"

Mike grinned, "Oh effective range is 2200 yards with a maximum of 7,437 yards. You can also throw in a rate of fire being 550 rounds per minute."

"English Mike or he won't understand." Earl jeered

"Interesting. These weapons may come in hand before too long, my son."

"Oh yeah," agreed Mike. Turning back to the king, Mike added, "If you think the sixty we used back at the deep was good, the fifty will punch through even thicker armor plate with ease."

"But to get back to the point, we need Rohirrim volunteers to flesh out our unit."

"Would these men be able to be trained quickly and will it be hard for them to understand how to use such weapons?" The king asked

Mike shrugged, "Normally I would say no, but the mortar is a simple weapon to shoot. The hard part is sighting the weapon and David can cover that. The main thing is for the men to be trained how to properly fuse the bombs. I made David my team's fire support section commander. Now I will need four men to be trained as gunners and ammo bearers," answered the teen. "Then I'm going to need two more for training as radio telephone operators or RTOs"

"Then you will have your six men."

"Ok, so tell me more about these weapons you brought back." King said

Mike went into lecture mode, "Depends on which type you use the blast radius of the high explosive round can be deadly to anybody within twenty yards of the blast."

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"THERE YOU ARE YOU SON OF A BITC! Ouch!" Reggie began to yell but was slapped on her butt by a long white staff.

"I warned about your language young lady. And yes you will behave like a lady while I am gone." Gandalf replied with superior tone.

"Well who's the one….. OUCH!!" Reggie started to sneer back but only got another swat. "HEY!!! Stop doing that Gramps."

"We will not have THAT discussion again." Gandalf told his grand daughter.

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Theoden led the two boys back to the settlement, when they heard Reggie's distinctive voice get cut off in mid-curse.

Mike turned to Earl and grinned, "Yup, it is a good thing to have Gandalf around. It makes being around Reggie enjoyable."

Than without warning Mike's behind was the center of a vicious attack from a certain feline. The cat's attack was one that removed a large chunk of not only his britches but his rear as well.

"Mess with my granddaughter you mess with her cat." Gandalf laughed at the teen's encounter with the crazed feline.

At which Mike swung his arm out, swatting the cat across the courtyard. He turned back to Earl, "You know I still have that book on 101 uses for dead cats." He was about to continue when the white staff found its place across the now sore behind of the teen. "Do not even threaten to harm that cat for it kept my granddaughter alive through hard times when she had no one else." Gandalf ordered the teen.

"Mr. Cuddles are you okay?" Reggie exclaimed as she ran over to her cat, who just had a large smile on his face.

Mike rubbed his sore rear and glared at the wizard, "Then I would request that you keep that mangy furball out of my space."

"That task is beyond even me. It is you who must make amends for your actions to him and her over the years." Gandalf answered and then turned to his granddaughter, "However, Reggie try to keep your cat under some sort of control. And also Firefly, you are not to harm the boys too much, fighting practice may be conducted as you see fit. But there is to be no maiming or killing of our allies they are needed for the battle to come. Do I make myself clear, young lady?"

"Yes Grandpa," Reggie pouted, and then smiled devilishly in the directions of the boys.

Mike became really serious, "Now, there is a war on and Sauron must be dealt with." A smile that scared all nearby adults, appeared on his face as he asked, "I was thinking about loading up a Strike Eagle with a TAC Nuke and paying Sauron a visit."

"That you must discuss with your father, not me. But I have order Erica on a special task that requires her presence. So it's up to your father as to weather or not he'll separate such a fine team." Gandalf said eyeing the boy as to his motives.

"Actually, I was just BSing on that last point. We don't have the time needed to get ready for such an operation. The logistics rule out such a move for the foreseeable future not to mention training aircrew. What are you talking about splitting up my team?"

"No Michael you have not been listening to me. I have given Erica special assignment to counter the darkness to come. It will be up to YOUR father as to you staying behind or fighting along side." Gandalf explained.

"I am going with Erica." Reggie announced.

"Care to clue me in on the assignment?"

Gandalf just ignored her remark as he answered the boy. "She will let you know when the time is right but not before."

"Ok cus how about telling me?" Reggie demanded out of Erica, who was trying to escape the questions.

"Don't ask I can't tell yet." Erica squirmed

"Yeah Erica, how about telling us?" shouted Earl.

Erica turned to Earl, out of her grandfather's eye sight and flipped him the bird at which she received a smack on her rear from the fastest staff in Middle Earth.

Mike laughed at his friend's antics than sobered up. He asked the wizard "Is there anything else you want to tell me?"

"Listen to me I have given Erica an assignment do not do anything to interfere." Gandalf said as he looked at everyone present including King Theoden. "She can not reveal it until the time is right until than she can not speak of it."

Mike nodded, "Was there anything else?"

Gandalf motioned to the king who moved behind Mike. "Come, my son we need to arrange a feast in honor of your adoption."

"See I told you he was like your dad." Erica laughed at Mike's embarrassment. She began mentally working on what was needed for the feast, "That means I get to cook! Cool I'll make Pizza, fries... "

"Yeah, that means real food." Reggie laughed and rubbed her stomach because she had been a tad disgusted by the food the night before.

Mike blushed even redder as he looked back to the king. Finally, he conceded, "Yeah, you are right after all."

"As you'll find my son, I am normally right about many things." The king smiled.

The teen shook his head and quipped to Erica, "Somehow I have a feeling that I will be reminded of that fact many times in the future."

"Trust me Mike, you will." Erica said with a smile

Gandalf smiled at the teen's antics, and then said, "The ride to Gondor will take three days so Pippin and I must be off." He looked each of the teens in the eye and said, "I trust none of you will get into too much trouble in my absence?"

"Of course not, Gramps." His two teenage granddaughters answered with a smile. In which they received a slight smack from a white staff.

Mike turned back to the king and commented, "Be glad you didn't adopt them as well. I could not guarantee your sanity."

"Who needs sanity." Reggie jeered as she and Erica hugged their grandfather one last time.

TBC

Authors Notes: Thus ends the first part of "A Call To Arms". Due to the increasing size of the chapter, I decided to cut it down into two parts. Chapter 5 will cover the events up to the Rohirrim forming up to ride to Gondor's aid. Expect to see some short intensive training scenes as the American teenagers try getting the recruits into something resembling a fighting force capable on taking on Sauron's minions. I have also been outlining Chapter 6, which will focus on the fight in front of Minas Tirith.

I wanted to make a few clarifications of terms used in the story. First, In keeping with the cavalry theme, the title originated as a bugle call. This call, Call to Arms refers to the command for Troopers to take up their weapons and prepare for a fight.

Second, REMF is a derogatory term used by combat troops in reference to the soldiers who stay in the rear areas. The term itself is an acronym for Rear Echelon Mother F****r.

I would like to recognize two ladies who have contributed heavily into the writing of this chapter. Many plots and scenes in this chapter are the direct result of many a IM session with Erica and Reggie. I would also like to thank all those who have taken the time out to review the story. Twenty reviews and counting, I cannot say how much inspiration they provide for my writing.

Finally, I will leave you with the following thought, "If orders can be misunderstood, they will be."