Disclaimer: Must we go through this every time?

Author's Note to the inquisitive masses: The list was authored by a male, whom nobody has really heard talk much. No it's not a Weasley and no it's not Neville… but a part of me really wants it to be Neville -grin-

Additional, in response to Etoile Skies: Holy Gods. I forgot about Time Capsule. Yes it will be updated in the next few days. So sorry. It completely slipped my mind. -hides face in shame-


10 GOLDEN RULES FOR WEASLEYS

1. If anyone, ever, should happen to casually mention that you can't afford something, become mortally offended. This is a personal slight directed at you, rather than a statement of fact.

2. When in doubt, swear.

3. Mi amigo es su amigo. A person may not like one of you and dislike another. You come as a group. Remember that.

4. Harry Potter is god.

5. Despite being a perfectly fit and healthy individual, who is particularly skilled at several less-than-pleasant curses, you are hereby ordered to treat your youngest sibling as though she is as helpless as a tetraplegic puppy in the middle of the M1 during rush hour. Her requests for you to stop doing this are not relevant. Nor are the multiple examples of her cursing you for this behaviour.

6. Weasleys no not study. They may do homework, and pass tests with flying colours. They may become Head Boy, they get into an elite Dragon raising programme, they may invent ingenious products. But they may never study. Any Weasley who does study should be treated as an outcast.

7. Quidditch is life. And don't you forget it.

8. Any suggestions that it's spattergoit instead of freckles should be responded to in the same manner as a suggestion that you are evil incarnate and will bring about the destruction of the human race. Laughing at oneself is for the weak. You do not laugh at yourself. Instead, you attack.

9. Your sister was maliciously and cruelly fooled by Lord Voldemort, after he tricked her using his sneakiness and cunning. Everyone else who is tricked by Voldemort is weak, lacking character and evil to their very core.

10. Mother always knows best.