The day had arrived. It was time to figure out whether there was going to be a new pumpkin prince or princess. Jack opened the door to his hearse so Sally could walk in. Jackie and Sid were going to come along but the day before when Sid was lying on the floor laughing at Jack for saying fuck in front of them he said "THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!!!" so he got to stay home. And Jackie had to stay home because she was lying about her brother in the first place.
After Jack had given the vampire baby-sitter the his cell phone number to call if she had any questions, helped Sally into the hearse, and waved good bye he asked Sally "Isn't it sad?"
"Isn't what sad?"
"Our son is 12 years old and we can't even trust him enough to baby-sit his sister without killing her."
"It's just a phase, the sad thing is the language Sid uses…I wonder where he got it from?" Sally said sarcastically.
"Am I really that bad?"
Jack had a nasty habit of using foul language when he got home from work. It was so monotonous to him and the first time he tried to make life fun everything got totally screwed up and the only thing he could do was cuss out the mayor. He would say things like…"The mayor can kiss my ass for all I care, I'm tired of this shit I really am, The mayor can go fuck a duck for all I care, Every fucking day the mayor starts bitchin' at me 'Jack, Jack we need to get ready for Halloween' this is bull shit. Don't look at me I didn't vote for that bastard!" You get the point.
"Oh yes. Jack, do you think we'll have any more kids after this?"
"Probably not."
"Why not?"
"We can barely handle the ones we have and you look so tired, I don't think you can take much more…no offense.
"None taken, I see what you mean. I always wanted a big family."
"I know you do."
"Maybe we'll get lucky and have twins."
"It gives me a headache just thinking about it."
"I'm sorry Jack. I didn't mean to trick you into getting me pregnant, I mean…If I would off known I wouldn't of….I'm so sorry"
"It's going to be okay. We're at the hospital."
