Sally was lying on the floor. She was in labor and it wasn't fun. Mrs. Claus had just called the paramedics, Sid was holding his mom's hand, and Jackie was puking in a bucket, which didn't make her mom feel any better.
"Do you want me to call Jack?" Asked Mrs. Clause.
"Just…wait," Sally said between breaths, "It…will…only…make…him…worry…more…if…he…hurries….to…get…here…he…might…miss…houses."
"Okay then."
"How…long…will…it…be?"
"Till Jack comes back or till the paramedics arrive."
"BOLTH!!!" Sally said with a scream.
"It will be a few hours till Jack arrives. A matter of minutes for the paramedics."
Just as she finished the phone rang.
"Hello…yes this is she…oh really…are you sure…have you tried pushing the ambulance…oh…okay what do I need to do."
"This doesn't sound too good."
"SHUT UP SID!!!" screamed Sally.
Mrs. Clause walked into the room with a worried look on her face.
"The paramedics are caught in a snowdrift. They can't make it."
"Can't…you…just…drive…me…to…the…hospital?"
"The roads are blocked there too. We're gonna have to have the baby here."
"OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!"
"Mommy don't say that!" said Jackie
"Jackie she's going into labor for God's sake! I think you can forgive her for that." Said Sid
"No yelling kids. Santa's sleeping and your mom's having a baby here. You kids might have to go into the guest room while your mom has the baby."
"No fair I wanna watch!" said Sid.
"Are you sure? It gets pretty bloody and gross."
"I'm from Halloween Town Mrs. Clause. I LIKE that kind of stuff."
"Sally is it okay?"
"WHATEVER GETS THE TWINS HERE QUICKER!!!"

Meanwhile, Jack was flying the sleigh delivering the presents while his wife was delivering the twins. It brought back so many fond and not so fond memories. It occurred to him that on that night so many years ago he had fallen in love with Sally. The Halloween afterwards he married Sally, and on their wedding night conceived Sid. He remembered that night, while the where wolves were howling into the night, the witches cackling, the ghosts moaning, and everybody was celebrating Halloween, and Jack and Sally were having "fun." Sally asked him if he was ready for kids and he said that he wasn't sure. At the time Jack wanted kids but not yet. Then after he saw Sally's dress fell to the floor he wanted kids more than anything in the world. He laughed at the thought as he approached the next house. It turned out that this was his last house that he had to go to. He put all the non scary toys in the stockings and noticed that one of the gifts was a baby doll for the little girl. Somebody's going to have a baby, Jack thought. He realized that he was going to be a father again when he hurried back to Christmas Town.