Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa, the gang or any of CLAMPs works
Pairings: ummm...none again but you get to see the real Fai...next chapter will have a pairing

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Kurogane, being the ninja he was, had learnt many things. Most of them were about how to stay alive. Nothing and no one had warned him not to mess with a magician that was already annoyed at two boys, if someone had warned him then the brave ninja might not be here. Here of course being tied up outside with the two boys.

He had come into the kitchen and looked around for something to eat, finding that there was half prepared food on the counter he decided Fai had only started cooking. As he turned to leave said mage was entering.

"Have you touched anything?" He had asked

"No why would I touch that food?" The ninja had replied. Now it seemed he hadn't used the right words which had set the magician off on one.

"What do you mean by that?" He had questioned through clenched teeth.

"Its half prepared that's what I mean." Kurogane had obviously said his second sentence wrong as the fake smile had flown far from the blonde's face.

"Well you can blame the two dare-devil twins for that" Fai had hissed as he returned to chopping some carrots with his knife.

"They got in your way then." Third sentence wrong and Kurogane was starting to think about running away from the mage seeing as he was clutching a very sharp knife.

"No. They broke a vase and made a mess through half of the house. They got blood of three carpets AND YOU ASK IF THEY GOT IN THE WAY!" The mage's voice had gotten louder as he spoke and was shouting the last part.

Kurogane had decided Fai was not in a good mood and started to retreat before he got into worse trouble, he never was one with words.

"I'M SICK OF YOU AND THE TWO BOYS TAKING ME FOR A SECOND MOTHER! I DO NOT COOK CLEAN AND SLAVE AWAY FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!" Fai was shouting so loud that the people next door were getting worried.

With that the Mage had thrown a rolling pin, to Kurogane's relief not the knife, at his head and hit the target.

When the ninja had woken up he was tied up and sitting in between the two syaorans.

"Irritated Fai?" The real Syaoran had asked as soon as he was sure the ninja was fully awake.

"yeah, he gets pretty pissed for a guy." The ninja replied back. He was starting to wonder if Fai needed therapy or a little time to himself.

Therapy would be to expensive just to see a shrink who faked it all so a little time to himself seemed better.

Today Kurogane and the two Syaorans had learnt a lesson:

Never mess with a magician