Chapter 3


Yokimoko: Sakura! Stop blushing damn it!

Sakura: Sorry. Blame Sasuke.

Sasuke: Why blame me in my bed?!

Mokuze: We can.

Lee: Sasuke! Where is your youth!

Sasuke: Screw youth in my bed.

Mokuze: WTF! In your bed?

Ino: Hey! You put that damn curse on him!

Yokimoko: Yep…but still it's so hilarious! So…Sasuke, your turn.

Sasuke: Naruto in my bed.

Naruto: NO! NO NO NO NO NO!

Sasuke: Naruto, in my bed.

Naruto: Hm…da-tru-da-tru

Mokuze: He picks Dare!

Sasuke: I dare you to make out with Sakura in my bed.

Sakura: WTF!!!!

Sasuke: It's that or make out with me in my bed.

Naruto: No, no Sakura's fine.

Sakura: It's better than Naruto kissing you Sasuke.

Naruto: (kisses Sakura for 1 second.)

Sakura: Happy? (she's blushing!)

Sasuke: Yes…very.(he's angry…I bet you know why!)

Neji: Didn't you say 'make-out'? Not kiss?

Naruto and Sakura: Plywood.

Neji: I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Chouji: Don't be a Gaara. Be Narutard!

Naruto: …(uses Rasengan on Chouji, nearly killing him.)

Chouji: Damn you Naruto.

TenTen: Can we get on with this!

Kakashi: Haha, Moo.

Mokuze: Since you guys won't shut up…Yokimoko and I will put the 'in your bed' curse on you all!!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!

Yokimoko: Yes! (Helps Mokuze cast the spell)

Everyone: AUUUUUUGH!

LATER…

Sakura: Why'd you do that in my bed?

Yokimoko: I didn't do ANYTHING in your bed!

Sakura: blushes GO TO HELL IN MY BED!

Mokuze: Now THAT is disgusting.

Ino: I don't like this curse in my bed!

Yokimoko: There's a curse in your bed?

Ino: That's not what I meant in my bed!

Mokuze: Please would you all shut up!

Chouji: That all sounded disgusting in my bed!

TenTen: You're idiots in my bed!

Yokimoko: Ew.

Neji: AUUUUUGH! PLYWOOD IN MY BED!

Lee: WTF in my bed?

Mokuze and Yokimoko: WOULD YOU SHUT UP FOR ONE SECOND!!!

Temari: Oh god, we're going crazy in my bed.

Everyone except Yokimoko and Mokuze: SOME ONE HELP ME IN MY BED!

Sasuke: Now you know how I feel in my bed.

Mokuze: …OMG

Yokimoko: This is scary.

Gaara: Temari…in my bed.

Temari: Get away from me in my bed!

Orochimaru: What the hell are you guys doing in my bed? OMG in my bed. What am I saying in my bed? OMG in my bed!

Mokuze: SHUT UUUUUUP!

Everyone shuts up

Kakashi: We're in hell in my bed!

Sakura: EW, Kakashi-sensei in my bed!

Naruto: Sakura, what the hell are you saying in my bed?

Hinata: PLEASE WOULD EVERYONE STOP IT IN MY BED!

Yokimoko and Mokuze: EEEEWW!

TenTen: EVERYONE IN MY BED!

Neji: …OMG IN MY BED! Why would I go to your bed in my bed! It probably has plywood in your bed like it has plywood in my bed in my bed. Because if there is plywood in my bed it's bound to be in your bed in my bed! And I say it is because I said it, and if I said it is decided in my bed. And if it is decided then it can't be decided because it cannot be changed after it has been decided in my bed. Because it was decided by me, Neji-ji-ji in my bed!

Yokimoko: That made no sense whatsoever!

Mokuze: PLYWOOD!

Neji: I"LL KILL YOU ALL IN MY BED! BECAUSE I CAN IN MY BED! AND IF I CAN THEN YOU CAN'T BECAUSE YOUR NOT ME, NEJI-JI-JI IN MY BED!

Sasuke: What the hell is wrong with Neji in my bed.

Naruto: Neji was in your bed in my bed!

Neji: Hell no in my bed! I was in my bed in my bed because it's my bed in my bed!

Mokuze: You do realize you like just doubled the curse I was in my bed in my bed?

Neji: No, that was not the curse in my bed. The plywood is making me go crazy so I am going crazy in my bed. And if the plywood is-

TenTen: THAT'S ENOUGH NEJI IN MY BED!

Sasuke: Naruto…in my bed.

Naruto: I WILL NOT GO IN YOUR BED IN MY BED!

Sasuke: Naruto, you will go in my bed in my bed.

Sakura: WHAT IN MY BED! Why Sasuke in my bed?

Gaara: Because Sasuke likes Naruto in my bed.

Kankurou: It's a love thingy in my bed. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura like Sasuke, and Sasuke likes Naruto in my bed.

Mokuze: Why does he like Naruto in your bed?

Kankurou: Because my bed is hot in my bed.

Yokimoko: Okay, enough with the crap. Dares people dares!

Naruto: I'll go in my bed.

Mokuze: Just go on a rock.

Naruto: SHUT UP IN MY BED! Sasuke, are you gay, and do you like me in my bed?

Sasuke: Yes, I am gay, and yes I like you Naruto, and yes I like you in your bed in my bed.

Naruto: OMG in my bed.

Yokimoko: Now would be appropriate for this news.

Mokuze: Yep.

Yokimoko: Sasuke, you are saying 'in my bed' on your own free will.

Sasuke: …OMG in my bed!

Mokuze: STOP SAYING THAT!

Sasuke: Make me in my bed!

WHAM!

Sasuke: Ow…

Sakura: Stop doing that to Sasuke in my bed!

WHAM!

Mokuze: I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING IN YOUR BED! MUCH LESS SASUKE, THAT BASTARD!

Yokimoko: Let's…take…a break.

Ino: Yeah, let's stop fighting in my bed.

WHISH!

Yokimoko: Let's stop fight here. (she just shot Ino with an arrow.) Anyways, we have some dares.

I dare Shikamaru to kiss Hinata.
For 'truth', I'd have to say that Sakura has to tell Kakashi what she thinks
of his books.
Oh! And another dare, Orochimaru has to kiss Gaara on the cheek.
One more dare... Konkurou AND Neji have to kiss the log.

Hotari-chan

Shikamaru: WHY IN MY BED!

Hinata: I want to kiss Naruto in my bed!

Naruto: Goodnight everyone in my bed. (Sasuke lays Naruto's head down on his lap, but Naruto jerks up and punches him) Don't even think about it in my bed.

Yokimoko: Come on now.

Shikamaru and Hinata kiss for 2 seconds.

Mokuze: Woah…that was kinda long.

Sakura: Okay, Kakashi-sensei, your books are disgusting in my bed!

Kakashi: You're mean in my bed!

Yokimoko: Scary…

Orochimaru: I have to kiss Gaara on the cheek in my bed?!

Gaara: This is hell in my bed.

Orochimaru kisses Gaara on the cheek, and Gaara slaps him.

Mokuze: Okay, now Log, Kankurou and Neji have to kiss you.

Log: WHAT?!

Neji: I HAVE TO KISS PLYWOOD IN MY BED?!?!?!

Yokimoko: Oh god…

Kankurou kisses the log, and Neji puts spikes on his lips and kisses the log, but it doesn't even scratch it!

Neji: CURSE YOU PLYWOOD IN MY BED!!!!!

Mokuze: Now that that's over, Next. Thank KAMI IT'S DONE!

I dare Shikamaru stay awake for a week while listening to Barney the Dinosaur
song (I love you, You love me... hehehe.)

RTM

Orochimaru: OMG in my bed!

Yokimoko: Oh god. Everyone, turn away. (Shoots a disintegrating arrow at Orochimaru's clothes, and faints)

Orochimaru: Okay in my bed…

Unfortunately, Orochimaru sings terribly, so we forced not to put down what he sings, because he messes up some words…nastily…

Neji: Is it over in my bed?

TenTen: Yes, it is Neji in my bed.

Yokimoko: Now that that's over, next!

Deidara: What's up?

Gaara: How the heck did you get in here in my bed?

Deidara: The door. I blocked it-IN YOUR BED?!

Everyone: DAMN IT IN MY BED! NOT AGAIN IN MY BED!

Yokimoko: We put the 'in my bed' curse on them, now it's your turn!

Deidara: Yeah right in my bed. OMG IN MY BED! NOOOOOOO IN MY BED!

Mokuze: Haha. Classic.

Shikamaru: I have to listen to the Barney Song for one week straight in my bed!

Yokimoko: Not in your bed, but…(staples earphones to his ears and puts the Barney Song on).

Shikamaru: NOOOO DAMN IT IN MY BED!

Gaara: Now I have to swim with my gourd and sand armor on in my bed! OMG IN BED!

Mokuze: Oh, this will be good. Yokimoko?

Yokimoko: Got it. (blasts a Water Arrow at the corner of the cave, and pushed Gaara into it, making him sink.)

Five Minutes Later

Gaara: Yes in my bed! It's over in my bed! (he's drenched!)

Shikamaru: I love you, you love me in my bed. We're a happy family in my bed. With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you in my bed. Won't you say you love me too in my bed.

Mokuze: Behold! The lewd Barney!

Yokimoko: We'll be stuck with that for the next week…okay. Next!

...You think you can bring in more of Akatsuki?
Deidara is it true Ino is your sister, and I dare Orochimaru to kiss a girl
any Girl!

Deidara: You know, that could be a possibility in my bed…

Ino: IT IS TRUE IN MY BED!

Mokuze: I thought that was true…

Orochimaru: Now I have to kiss a girl in my bed?! Does Sasuke count as a girl in my bed?

Sasuke: I belong to Naruto in my bed!

WHAM!

Naruto: No you don't in my bed. (He punched Sasuke.)

Orochimaru: Fine in my bed. Sakura in my bed.

Sakura: I'm NOT going in your bed in my bed! Fuck you in my bed!

Orochimaru pulls Sakura over and she punches him in the jaw

Yokimoko: I can fix your jaw…but I don't want to.

Mokuze: C'mon, the faster you get it over with…

Mokuze and Yokimoko 'assist' them. Hehehe.

Sakura threw up and Orochimaru stuck a bar of soap he found into his mouth, accidentally swallowing it in his vigor.

Sakura: That was disgusting in my bed.

Orochimaru: I totally agree in my bed! (Soap bubbles were coming out of his mouth.)

Yokimoko: That's all the dares, and I agree that that was nasty.

Mokuze: Me too.

Everybody except Orochimaru and Sakura: Yeah, that was horrible in my bed!


LOL! This was soo funny! We could not stop at all! Please review with more dares, and this was the longest and funniest chapter. Also, tell us if you like the "in my bed" curse.

Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san!