Chapter 5
Terror in the Cave
Mokuze: Well, where do you think our sanity has gone to?
Nobody answers, for they are all laying on the ground in exhaustion
Yokimoko: Let's take another sanity check. Mokuze?
Mokuze: I'm fine.
Yokimoko: Okay. Sasuke, -X-
Sasuke: I never got a chance to tell you in my bed!
Yokimoko: -hits Sasuke- Does that really matter?
Sakura: I have a game we can play in my bed!
Orochimaru: Oo Ew…
Yokimoko: Orochimaru and Sakura, -X- -X-.
Mokuze: Sakura, do you still have the bottle?
Sakura: No, I'm using it in my bed.
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sakura: That's not what I meant in my bed!
Yokimoko: Sakura, -X-X-X-
Mokuze: OH GOD YOKIMOKO! TAKE AWAY AN –X- OR ADD ANOTHER! YOU KNOW WHAT XXX MEANS!
Yokimoko: OH GOD! Sakura, -X-X-X-X-
Naruto: That's a little better in my bed.
Mokuze: Should we take this curse off? It's scaring me.
Yokimoko: In a little. I'm getting scared too.
Mokuze: THEN TAKE IT OFF!
Yokimoko: But it's funny!
Mokuze: BUT SCARY!
Yokimoko: Alright alright. So what should we put on them instead.
Shino: ANOTHER ONE IN MY BED?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mokuze: Don't worry. It's not in your bed.
Yokimoko: Ooh! I got it!
Mokuze: What?
Yokimoko: …no nevermind.
Mokuze: Wait! I have one!
Temari: Oh god in my bed.
Kankurou: What now in my bed?
Mokuze: …
Naruto: Well in my bed?
Mokuze: …
Sakura: SPIT IT OUT IN MY BED!
Mokuze: Gods, why would I want to spit in your bed?
Sakura: You wouldn't in my bed. But just tell us what the curse is now in my bed?
Yokimoko: Say the magic word.
Sakura: NOW IN MY BED!
Mokuze: Nope.
Sakura: Fine in my bed. Please in my bed.
Mokuze: You all have to try to NOT say 'in my bed'!
Yokimoko: And if you say 'in my bed' you will play an extremely embarrassing game.
Mokuze: The first person to say 'it' will ruin it for everyone. Mwahahahaha!
Sakura: That's a rip off in my bed!
Everyone: -gasps-
Yokimoko: Damn it. I didn't want to play this.
Shino: Oh god what?
Mokuze: Spin the Bottle…
Sasuke: SAY WHAT?!
Yokimoko: Everyone get in a circle…
Mokuze: Or else…
Everybody gets into a circle.
Yokimoko: Sakura, you first.
Sakura: WHY DO I GO FIRST!
Mokuze: Because you ruined it. Now spin.
Sakura spins the bottle…guess who it lands on!!!
Naruto: Oh wow.
Sakura: Oh wow.
Yokimoko: -cheers- NARUSAKU!
Mokuze: Kissy kissy!
Sakura: Why…
Naruto: Why…
Yokimoko: KISS!
Sakura walks over to Naruto and puts a little peck on his lips.
Mokuze: Oh wow.
Yokimoko: …-whispers in Mokuze's ear- Let's hope they land each other again.
Mokuze: Yeah.
Sasuke: MY TURN!
Sasuke spins the bottle…and it lands on Orochimaru.
Orochimaru: 3
Sasuke: Shit. I wanted it on-
Naruto: NO!
Sasuke: Fine…-whimpers-
Orochimaru: Come he-ere!
Sasuke: Dear god.
Orochimaru plants a wet one on Sasuke.
Yokimoko: OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Mokuze: MY EYES!
Everyone: THE TERROR!
Sasuke: Save me…
Yokimoko: Hinata's next.
Hinata spins the bottle and it lands on Kiba.
Naruto: Oh wow.
Hinata: I wanted-
Mokuze: NO!
Hinata: But he's-
Yokimoko: NARUSAKU!
Mokuze: NO NARUHINA!
Hinata: Fine.
Just kisses Kiba shortly.
Kiba: Oh wow.
Sasuke: -snickers-
BAM!
Sasuke: Oww…
Mokuze: Hehe.
Ino: I'm ne-ext!
Ino spins the bottle…but…it lands on…
Ino: Oh no…
Sakura: You're kidding me…
Yokimoko and Mokuze: CHOUJI!
Chouji: Dear kami save me.
Ino: Aww man! I wanted-
Sasuke: NO!
Ino: But I-
Naruto: NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Ino: Please?
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chouji takes the opportunity to get it over with and kisses Ino.
Ino: AWW YUCK!
Chouji: Ditto.
Shikamaru: Guess I'm next…
Shikamaru spins and it lands on Temari.
Shikamaru: Whatever.
Temari: But…aw well.
Shikamaru and Temari kiss.
Mokuze & Yokimoko: THAT was a long six seconds…
Temari & Shikamaru: Whatever.
Naruto: Oh great. I'm next.
Naruto spins the bottle…and it lands…on…
Yokimoko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mokuze: Aww man!
Sasuke: YES!
Naruto: SCREW NARUSASU!
Naruto inches the bottle to point at Sakura.
Mokuze grabs the bottle and points it at Sakura.
Sakura: Oh wow.
Sakura and Naruto kiss…AGAIN…but it's longer 3
Yokimoko: The wedding bells are ringing!
Mokuze: They're music to my ears!
Naruto and Sakura blush.
Sasuke: Damn it.
Yokimoko: SasuNaru will never be Sasuke. Deal with it.
Sasuke: BUT YOU LIKE IT!
Yokimoko: I admit, I think you guys as chibis are cute! But NaruSaku is waaay better in this point in time.
Sasuke: Why couldn't I be a chibi?
Mokuze: Shut up. It's Neji's turn.
Neji: Crap. –spins bottle-
It lands on…
Mokuze: HAHAHAHAHA!
Yokimoko: -snickers-
Sakura: …LMAO!
Naruto: Same here.
Chouji: THE PLYWOOD!
Neji: … -KO-
Mokuze: Damn.
Yokimoko: Then the plywood will kiss Neji!
Kakashi: … )
The plywood kisses Neji. (Don't ask how!)
Gaara: My turn…
Gaara spins the bottle…and it lands on…
Yokimoko: HELL NO!
Yokimoko punches Gaara out cold.
Mokuze: Now that was harsh…
Yokimoko: No it wasn't!
Pokemon characters appear
Mokuze: Oh.
Yokimoko: My.
Naruto: Lord.
Ash: Why the hell am I here?
Yokimoko: I have no clue but…
Mokuze: AH! This cave's not big enough for all of us! DIE!
Naruto characters attack the Pokemon characters. Guess who wins?
One Piece characters appear
Yokimoko: WHAT IN ALL THE HELLS?!?!?!
Mokuze: THAT'S IT! YOU ALL DIIIIE!
Naruto characters kill One Piece characters
Bleach characters appear
Mokuze: AAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Yokimoko: Wait.
Mokuze: WHY SHOULD I?!?!?!
Yokimoko: I like Bleach!
Mokuze: I DON'T GIVE A CARE!
Yokimoko: …
Naruto: …She's going insane.
Sakura: Who wouldn't go crazy in this cave?
Yokimoko: Let's keep playing while she's relieving her stress…
Inuyasha characters appear
Yokimoko: I'M DRAWIN' THE LINE RIGHT HERE!
Mokuze: LEMME AT 'EM!
Yokimoko: If you lay a hand on either of those characters, I will see to your demise.
Mokuze: Okay…but where will they go?
Inuyasha: Hey! Aren't you the ones who violated us last week?!
Yokimoko: Hi Inu!
Mokuze: Oh wow…why does she have to be friends with them?
Yokimoko: Hehe. Sorry 'bout all this. Wanna stay and watch?
Mokuze: THERE ISN'T ANY ROOM!
Yokimoko: I'll make some!
Yokimoko takes an arrow and shoots at a cave wall, making it push back and create a little space for the Inuyasha crew.
Yokimoko: Over there!
Inuyasha: Whatever.
Mokuze: Now let's get back to our game!
Sailor Moon characters appear
Mokuze: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Yokimoko: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, NO!
Inuyasha: What the hell?
Everyone in the cave attacks the Sailor Moon characters
Mokuze pulls out a bazooka
Mokuze: STAND BACK!
Everyone runs to the other side of the cave and Mokuze blasts a shell at the Sailor Moon characters…unfortunately…it only got one
Inuyasha: …Can I try?
Mokuze: Sure.
Yokimoko: …Oh no. NO, INUYASHA! DON'T DO IT!
Naruto: Why not?
Yokimoko: -sighs- We'll soon see…
Inuyasha fires a shell and kills three Sailor Moon characters
Mokuze: YAY! GOOD SHOT!
Yokimoko: NOOO! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO CONTINUE!
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
Mokuze: …
Yokimoko: …Uh oh…
Sakura: …
Naruto: …
Everyone: …RUUUUUUUUUUN!
Everyone runs for their lives
Mokuze: AAAAAH! THIS SECTION OF THE CAVE IS COLLAPSING!
Inuyasha: WHEEE!
Mokuze snatches the bazooka from him.
Inuyasha: NO! MINE!
Yokimoko: You can have it back later!
Mokuze: -whispering- Yeah…once I take the shells out of it…
Everyone runs to a different part of the cave and KO'S
That was a little random. There were no dares, and we want more. So please review!
Yamahato Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san
