Chapter 5

Terror in the Cave


Mokuze: Well, where do you think our sanity has gone to?

Nobody answers, for they are all laying on the ground in exhaustion

Yokimoko: Let's take another sanity check. Mokuze?

Mokuze: I'm fine.

Yokimoko: Okay. Sasuke, -X-

Sasuke: I never got a chance to tell you in my bed!

Yokimoko: -hits Sasuke- Does that really matter?

Sakura: I have a game we can play in my bed!

Orochimaru: Oo Ew…

Yokimoko: Orochimaru and Sakura, -X- -X-.

Mokuze: Sakura, do you still have the bottle?

Sakura: No, I'm using it in my bed.

Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sakura: That's not what I meant in my bed!

Yokimoko: Sakura, -X-X-X-

Mokuze: OH GOD YOKIMOKO! TAKE AWAY AN –X- OR ADD ANOTHER! YOU KNOW WHAT XXX MEANS!

Yokimoko: OH GOD! Sakura, -X-X-X-X-

Naruto: That's a little better in my bed.

Mokuze: Should we take this curse off? It's scaring me.

Yokimoko: In a little. I'm getting scared too.

Mokuze: THEN TAKE IT OFF!

Yokimoko: But it's funny!

Mokuze: BUT SCARY!

Yokimoko: Alright alright. So what should we put on them instead.

Shino: ANOTHER ONE IN MY BED?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mokuze: Don't worry. It's not in your bed.

Yokimoko: Ooh! I got it!

Mokuze: What?

Yokimoko: …no nevermind.

Mokuze: Wait! I have one!

Temari: Oh god in my bed.

Kankurou: What now in my bed?

Mokuze: …

Naruto: Well in my bed?

Mokuze: …

Sakura: SPIT IT OUT IN MY BED!

Mokuze: Gods, why would I want to spit in your bed?

Sakura: You wouldn't in my bed. But just tell us what the curse is now in my bed?

Yokimoko: Say the magic word.

Sakura: NOW IN MY BED!

Mokuze: Nope.

Sakura: Fine in my bed. Please in my bed.

Mokuze: You all have to try to NOT say 'in my bed'!

Yokimoko: And if you say 'in my bed' you will play an extremely embarrassing game.

Mokuze: The first person to say 'it' will ruin it for everyone. Mwahahahaha!

Sakura: That's a rip off in my bed!

Everyone: -gasps-

Yokimoko: Damn it. I didn't want to play this.

Shino: Oh god what?

Mokuze: Spin the Bottle…

Sasuke: SAY WHAT?!

Yokimoko: Everyone get in a circle…

Mokuze: Or else…

Everybody gets into a circle.

Yokimoko: Sakura, you first.

Sakura: WHY DO I GO FIRST!

Mokuze: Because you ruined it. Now spin.

Sakura spins the bottle…guess who it lands on!!!

Naruto: Oh wow.

Sakura: Oh wow.

Yokimoko: -cheers- NARUSAKU!

Mokuze: Kissy kissy!

Sakura: Why…

Naruto: Why…

Yokimoko: KISS!

Sakura walks over to Naruto and puts a little peck on his lips.

Mokuze: Oh wow.

Yokimoko: …-whispers in Mokuze's ear- Let's hope they land each other again.

Mokuze: Yeah.

Sasuke: MY TURN!

Sasuke spins the bottle…and it lands on Orochimaru.

Orochimaru: 3

Sasuke: Shit. I wanted it on-

Naruto: NO!

Sasuke: Fine…-whimpers-

Orochimaru: Come he-ere!

Sasuke: Dear god.

Orochimaru plants a wet one on Sasuke.

Yokimoko: OH GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Mokuze: MY EYES!

Everyone: THE TERROR!

Sasuke: Save me…

Yokimoko: Hinata's next.

Hinata spins the bottle and it lands on Kiba.

Naruto: Oh wow.

Hinata: I wanted-

Mokuze: NO!

Hinata: But he's-

Yokimoko: NARUSAKU!

Mokuze: NO NARUHINA!

Hinata: Fine.

Just kisses Kiba shortly.

Kiba: Oh wow.

Sasuke: -snickers-

BAM!

Sasuke: Oww…

Mokuze: Hehe.

Ino: I'm ne-ext!

Ino spins the bottle…but…it lands on…

Ino: Oh no…

Sakura: You're kidding me…

Yokimoko and Mokuze: CHOUJI!

Chouji: Dear kami save me.

Ino: Aww man! I wanted-

Sasuke: NO!

Ino: But I-

Naruto: NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Ino: Please?

Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chouji takes the opportunity to get it over with and kisses Ino.

Ino: AWW YUCK!

Chouji: Ditto.

Shikamaru: Guess I'm next…

Shikamaru spins and it lands on Temari.

Shikamaru: Whatever.

Temari: But…aw well.

Shikamaru and Temari kiss.

Mokuze & Yokimoko: THAT was a long six seconds…

Temari & Shikamaru: Whatever.

Naruto: Oh great. I'm next.

Naruto spins the bottle…and it lands…on…

Yokimoko: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Mokuze: Aww man!

Sasuke: YES!

Naruto: SCREW NARUSASU!

Naruto inches the bottle to point at Sakura.

Mokuze grabs the bottle and points it at Sakura.

Sakura: Oh wow.

Sakura and Naruto kiss…AGAIN…but it's longer 3

Yokimoko: The wedding bells are ringing!

Mokuze: They're music to my ears!

Naruto and Sakura blush.

Sasuke: Damn it.

Yokimoko: SasuNaru will never be Sasuke. Deal with it.

Sasuke: BUT YOU LIKE IT!

Yokimoko: I admit, I think you guys as chibis are cute! But NaruSaku is waaay better in this point in time.

Sasuke: Why couldn't I be a chibi?

Mokuze: Shut up. It's Neji's turn.

Neji: Crap. –spins bottle-

It lands on…

Mokuze: HAHAHAHAHA!

Yokimoko: -snickers-

Sakura: …LMAO!

Naruto: Same here.

Chouji: THE PLYWOOD!

Neji: … -KO-

Mokuze: Damn.

Yokimoko: Then the plywood will kiss Neji!

Kakashi: … )

The plywood kisses Neji. (Don't ask how!)

Gaara: My turn…

Gaara spins the bottle…and it lands on…

Yokimoko: HELL NO!

Yokimoko punches Gaara out cold.

Mokuze: Now that was harsh…

Yokimoko: No it wasn't!

Pokemon characters appear

Mokuze: Oh.

Yokimoko: My.

Naruto: Lord.

Ash: Why the hell am I here?

Yokimoko: I have no clue but…

Mokuze: AH! This cave's not big enough for all of us! DIE!

Naruto characters attack the Pokemon characters. Guess who wins?

One Piece characters appear

Yokimoko: WHAT IN ALL THE HELLS?!?!?!

Mokuze: THAT'S IT! YOU ALL DIIIIE!

Naruto characters kill One Piece characters

Bleach characters appear

Mokuze: AAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Yokimoko: Wait.

Mokuze: WHY SHOULD I?!?!?!

Yokimoko: I like Bleach!

Mokuze: I DON'T GIVE A CARE!

Yokimoko: …

Naruto: …She's going insane.

Sakura: Who wouldn't go crazy in this cave?

Yokimoko: Let's keep playing while she's relieving her stress…

Inuyasha characters appear

Yokimoko: I'M DRAWIN' THE LINE RIGHT HERE!

Mokuze: LEMME AT 'EM!

Yokimoko: If you lay a hand on either of those characters, I will see to your demise.

Mokuze: Okay…but where will they go?

Inuyasha: Hey! Aren't you the ones who violated us last week?!

Yokimoko: Hi Inu!

Mokuze: Oh wow…why does she have to be friends with them?

Yokimoko: Hehe. Sorry 'bout all this. Wanna stay and watch?

Mokuze: THERE ISN'T ANY ROOM!

Yokimoko: I'll make some!

Yokimoko takes an arrow and shoots at a cave wall, making it push back and create a little space for the Inuyasha crew.

Yokimoko: Over there!

Inuyasha: Whatever.

Mokuze: Now let's get back to our game!

Sailor Moon characters appear

Mokuze: …AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Yokimoko: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, NO!

Inuyasha: What the hell?

Everyone in the cave attacks the Sailor Moon characters

Mokuze pulls out a bazooka

Mokuze: STAND BACK!

Everyone runs to the other side of the cave and Mokuze blasts a shell at the Sailor Moon characters…unfortunately…it only got one

Inuyasha: …Can I try?

Mokuze: Sure.

Yokimoko: …Oh no. NO, INUYASHA! DON'T DO IT!

Naruto: Why not?

Yokimoko: -sighs- We'll soon see…

Inuyasha fires a shell and kills three Sailor Moon characters

Mokuze: YAY! GOOD SHOT!

Yokimoko: NOOO! DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM TO CONTINUE!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Mokuze: …

Yokimoko: …Uh oh…

Sakura: …

Naruto: …

Everyone: …RUUUUUUUUUUN!

Everyone runs for their lives

Mokuze: AAAAAH! THIS SECTION OF THE CAVE IS COLLAPSING!

Inuyasha: WHEEE!

Mokuze snatches the bazooka from him.

Inuyasha: NO! MINE!

Yokimoko: You can have it back later!

Mokuze: -whispering- Yeah…once I take the shells out of it…

Everyone runs to a different part of the cave and KO'S


That was a little random. There were no dares, and we want more. So please review!

Yamahato Yokimoko-san and Mokuze-san