Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa, the gang or any of CLAMPs works
Pairings: None
Notes: I thank all you readers an reviewers for reading this far. I'd give you all a big hug but the computer screen is in the way
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"This…is…so…degrading…" Fai muttered as he was literally picked up and carried back inside the house they were staying at.
It had all started this morning when the mage had handed out the food to everyone and then retreated back to his own room without eating. Mokona had rubbed its little stubby paws together and lept at the chance to grab a few scraps from the bin, which really made Sakura consider leaving the table too.
After they'd eaten, most of which was by the fat roll, Sakura had gone to check on the magician. She'd found him staring at a place on the ceiling while muttering something in his own language.
The girl had made a hasty retreat before shrugging it off and disappearing into the room with the computer, her AMV wasn't going to finish itself.
Syaoran only noticed something was wrong when a string of curse words made their way downstairs. Of course they came from the young princess who was trying her best not to kill the computer, it was mocking her she just knew it.
Kurogane had decided that after lunch with no sign of the mage something had to be done. He'd gone out with Syaoran to look for the blonde who had done a vanishing act.
They'd eventually found him sitting under a tree in the garden, twirling a leaf in his fingers.
"OI!" The ninja had grunted. "You. Eat something. Now."
"But Kuro-bai I'm simply not hungry. It seems silly to eat for the sake of it." Fai had simply smiled and then turned back to the task at hand, making grass whistles.
"That does it!" The warrior had yelled after a fair few minutes of the high pitched squeaking from the grass.
Here he was now, the magician and grown man that he was, being carried like a child. Fai glared evilly and started making silent death threats to the young boy who was walking a fair few steps behind him.
Syaoran had turned a very pale white, almost as white as Mokona when it was clean. He'd excused himself and ran off to his princess, deciding that a princess yelling at a computer was better than having his life cursed three times over by an insane magician.
The group had assumed Fai was a little off his rocker from the start. Slowly time was taking its toll, or the un-used magic was, thus making the mage even more insane.
Kurogane and Sakura had both been very close to phoning the funny farm and making a reservation for the blonde.
Mokona had laughed and joined in with the insane events until that one time. He'd fallen into Fai's cooking which made him a very nice pink colour for several weeks. The bun never did get over its fear of the colour pink from when it was with Yuuko.
As far as the ninja and boy were now concerned all magic users of any kind were mentally unstable.
Of course with the amount the two could drink in 10 minutes it was amazing they weren't in a hospital bed.
"I'm not hungry…" Fai muttered as he looked down at the sweet food he'd normally leap to. "…really I'm not…"
"Eat something please Fai-san…" The brunette begged quietly which got him a very evil grin from the magician as well as a steak knife thrown at his head.
"I'm not hungry and I will not eat! I'm not 5 years old and I can take care of my own bodily needs!" Fai yelled before attempting to attack the dark haired man behind him with another knife.
"Run!" Syaoran cried out as he dodged another swipe before he and the ninja both ran up to their rooms and locked the doors.
"Fai-san…" Sakura nervously called down, "They've plastered the 'eat healthy' posters in your room again."
