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Pairings: None

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Sakura stormed along the crowded streets desperately trying to get away from the two idiots she was currently with. They'd started arguing at the very first shop they'd visited, she'd lost count after twenty shops they had already gone into.

"No."

"Yes"

"NO"

"YES"

The princess wasn't even sure the two brunettes knew what they were arguing about anymore, she certainly didn't. She decided that the ninja and magician would pay dearly for sending her out with those two.

"NO!"

"YES!"

Sakura gritted her teeth and tightened her grip on the paper bags she was holding. If she had a spare hand the two would have been unconscious in an alleyway by now.

"NO!"

"YES!"

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!?" The girl finally snapped, after what seemed like twenty years of arguing she'd had enough.

"NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE GOING ON ABOUT OR WHY! INFACT I BET YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHY YOU'RE ARGUING!"

The people on the street had gathered around and were now staring looking slightly shocked. The two boys however seemed very calm.

"Of course we do."

"Yeah, it's about cows making crop circles."

"Cows DON'T make crop circles helicopters do."

"How can they? I mean how often have you seen them land in a field of crops?"

"For the love of – Aliens make crop circles everyone knows that you twits!" The two boys started laughing while the crowd still looked on in shock.

A few people pushed through the crowds and made a circle to keep the public out.

"Sakura from Clow?" One of them asked.

"That's me…" She replied quietly still facing the two Syaorans who had stopped laughing and turned a very pale colour.

"We told you never to mention the aliens again now please come with us."

With that Sakura was taken away while various members of the public were having their memories wiped clean.

"You're the FBI aren't you…" Sakura mumbled as she looked up ahead to the van her and Mokona had once been taken in.

"That's the inter-dimensional alien and other strange beings protection unit."

"That's still the FBI isn't it…" Sakura received a nod in reply and sighed.

This was going to be even more boring the second time around. On the bright side atleast she'd get to see Alan the Alien again.

Thinking about it Sakura decided she'd get the ninja and magician to pay for her therapy when she got out too.