Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa, the gang or any of CLAMPs works
Pairings: none
Notes: Don't take this seriously at all, infact its based on something my friends did at school

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Today we join our heroes at their currently location, the North Pole. Why are they there? Well we don't really know since they were meant to be in the sunny tropics.

"Mokona thought Kuro-bunny needed to cool off."

Ah. So that's why.

"Kuro-Pyro, you're soo cold!" The magician wailed it wasn't as if he was cold. Infact the mage was probably the warmest one there.

"No. Hey where are the bun and the princess?" The ninja glanced around the white area but couldn't see or here either.

"That's because Mokona didn't want Sakura-chan to get cold when she didn't need to."

"Aww thanks Moko-chan."

Can we get back on track?

Due to Mokona's little trick the Syaoran duo, Fai and Kuro-puu, I mean Kurogane are stuck in the North Pole. Of course with two grumpy males and two that should be locked up in a mental home not much was going to get down.

"Can you two focus? We need to find shelter to keep warm." The taller Syaoran rubbed his fingers on the bridge of his nose.

"Stop acting like animals!" Kurogane could of really used his sword but the white creature had it.

"Fai-san can't we just visit Santa Claus?" The cloned boy smiles sweetly, similar to the one Sakura used whenever she wanted something.

"Hmm…if we can find it…all I can see is snow for miles." The magician raised his hand to cover his eyes and scanned the area.

The two 'sane' members of the group stared in shock, how could they still believe in an old man coming to houses on Christmas day?

"You idiots he doesn't exist" The ninja yelled as he tossed a snowball at their heads, missing by mere inches.

"You're just saying that because he only gave you coal." The brunette huffed.

"Kuro-fun was naughty." Fai taunted. "He does exist you just need to know where to find him that's all. Like there."

The mage pointed to a small dot on the horizon and, with the clone in tow, started to walk towards it.

"Should we follow?" The more mature teen asked.

"We better or they'll get hurt." The red eyed male grumbled as they reluctantly followed.

Fai, being the great magician he was, had picked the right direction to head in as the group now stood before giant doors framed by candy cane statues.

"I told you Kuro-squee." The blonde poked his tongue out childishly, avoiding the fist which was meant for his head.

"I don't believe it…" The real Syaoran mumbled, awestruck, "This can't, this shouldn't…"

"It doesn't matter you're here now." A fat man called out from the doorway, "Come inside and eat."

Fai and the clone squealed rather girlishly before rushing inside, out of the cold.

"As for you two…" The jolly man smirked light heartedly and snapped his fingers.

Two thuds could be heard through out the deserted land, as two lumps of coal made contact with the rather stupefied males. Both fell face first into the snow under the sudden impact.

The jolly man chuckled.

"Now you may come inside…"

"Did that really happen?"

"Must have but Mokona is glad we got to take a break in the sun."

Next time though don't tie me up, just ask and I'll write.

"Mokona thinks you take too long, so Mokona will leave you with a gift." The white creature spat out a small box which rumbled and started twisting into a plant shape.

"Mokona thinks this plant will teach you."

Gulp…