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When Fai went crazy and started throwing butcher knives you knew it was time to send him away…again…

"Put me down you filthy ninja!"

"Filthy?! Just shut it mage it's for your own good."

"Noooo! Someone get me away from here!"

"Damn it, get back here!"

Once again Fai D. Flowright, master of the great escapes, had managed to wriggle and possibly lick his way free. After all the tough ninja hated being licked…or tickled but that was out of the question at the time.

So now here he was running like a headless chicken, tied up by several ropes around his torso and arms, trying to find a sanctuary.

When you had a ninja, a master thinker and a girl who could charm vicious snakes with a smile there wasn't much hope.

Still the slightly insane magician kept running, he didn't plan on going back to the funny farm that soon.

"Fai-san?! We only want to talk to you!" Sakura was acting sickly sweet again, after what she was capable when she was ill it would take more than that to get him out of hiding.

"Fai! Fai! Fai!" The white bun was probably wailing out for the lack of his friend when something hit him causing the sharp bang and bouncing sounds.

"Mage, you'll have to come out sometime! After all we have alcohol back at the apartment!"

"But Kuro…" Syaoran was cut off mid sentence by a large rap around the head.

Fai had to admit, from his nearly impossible place in a tree, that the drinks were tempting.

"Of course I'm sure we could just send your share to the dimension b- I mean witch!"

Damn his alcoholic set mind, damn it all. Fai could curse several more times but he'd already jumped, well fallen out of the tree, and taken off back towards the home.

"Get him!" Mokona jumped from it's hiding place in the grass, brandishing it's fearsome spork of doom and paintbrush of terror.

Fai stumbled backwards hitting his head on something hard on the ground. HE was sure he'd seen Kurogane smirk about who was the dirty one now.

When he woke up there was soft, yellow sponge around him. The soft spongy room and that lovely jacket that did up at the back…

Damn them all…he'd been sent back to that room again.

What the rest of them didn't know was that Fai had several plans hidden under the padding in the left corner.

Sakura…he'd steal her laptop away that would teach her. That Syaoran…he'd have a total costume change maybe something in yellow. As for that bun he'd try and fry it again. That ninja could face the pink hair dye too…

Fai smirked, they may have won the battle but Fai would win the war no matter how many times he'd come back to that sponge room.