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There came a day in which the group was left with blank looks on their faces, not including the ninja for he looked horrified, even the visiting friends looked rather blank. It was the most interesting revelation since Sakura had her book collection discovered; it was a heck of a lot of books in such a tiny box.

It had all started when Yuuko had visited the group to make rude remarks on 'old lady' gifts she kept receiving from the male members of the travelling group. The witch had brought travelling companions of her own in the form of Watanuki, Tomoyo and the other Mokona twin. Needless to say alcohol was forbidden at the conflicting reunion. Despite all the people present it was still a little to quiet for a normal meeting…

"Tomoyo-chan I don't think Kurogane-san can handle all these bright colours…" The princess didn't stop her fast paced movement of material around the seemingly dead ninja.

"Nonsense he can handle it just fine…now where is that lovely pink purse?" The dark haired girl scanned over the heaps of clothing and accessories. "I haven't seen that little white creature all day, is it alright?"

Sakura blinked a few times as she allowed the information to be fully absorbed. "Excuse me for a moment…" The brunette girl shuffled away from the bombshell site and moved over to where the blond magician was looking innocent to an evil extent. "Fai-san we have a problem…code red."

"Code…red…" The magician repeated before nodding and slowly rising to his feet. "What do you mean Mokona has gone missing!" He quickly covered his mouth after the outburst.

"I know where Mokona is…" The black fuzzy creature mumbled attracting everyone's attention. "Mokona didn't want anyone to know though…" The creature prodded a recently emptied plate towards the awaiting crowd, minus a ninja who had passed out from the bright fabrics.

Yuuko produced a large bottle of alcohol from her bag and waved it in front of the dark coloured Mokona's face. "Where is Mokona? Tell me and you get the whole lot to yourself." The Mokona made a noise of thought but made no move to take the bottle. "Okay and another plate of cookies when Mokona is safely returned."

"Deal." The round creature leapt onto the bottle and held on in a possessive manner, "Mokona went to see two guys, I don't know who though, and they are currently at the nearby privately rented house."

"Alright troops move out!" The witch let go of the bottle and allowed it to be whisked away by a fast moving round blob of a creature. "Operation save Mokona starts now!"

"Yes sir!" The Syaoran twins saluted and jumped to their feet. "We shall be the rescue operatives."

"Move out then twins!" Yuuko stated as the two marched towards the door, "bring back cookies for the rest of us." She added as they left the building.

During the time the twins had been gone the rest of the group had practically ignored the now missing three members of the travellers. Fai and Watanuki had been called to take Kurogane away after he failed to wake up when ordered; they ended up calling a doctor for advice. Tomoyo had decided to chain Sakura in the flashy fabric for entertainment. Yuuko had been sensible for once and had sat around watching the television which had until that point been neglected.

The return of the twins brought everyone's attention back to group efforts; the boys themselves looked like they'd been running a marathon. They motioned for the others to follow as they staggered back the way they had just come from. For lack of anything entertaining or otherwise interesting the others followed, Tomoyo stayed back and promised to leave the ninja pink-free as she watched him for safety reasons.

The other building looked rather run down on the outside but on the inside the place looked like a palace. Gold, silver and other expensive furnishings everywhere the eye looked, strangely pictures of the white Mokona lined every wall. Yuuko took the time to remind everyone that the pictures could not be there by coincidence.

Two giant gold doors soon graced the group's line of sight, a small line of light could be seen where the doors had been left open slightly. The Syaoran duo confirmed that behind the double doors was the shocking sight. The group crept forward and leant towards the door, their attention was soon redirected as the sound of screaming and fast moving feet filled the hallway.

The sounds grew louder and louder until the source of the noise became known. Kurogane, the self proclaimed ninja and all round brave guy, was running and screaming from Tomoyo and her pink fabric of evil. The others blinked as they moved out of the running line which was directly towards the doors. Sensing no immediate danger the warrior ran past the onlookers and straight through the doors which easily swung open despite the immense size difference.

Tomoyo skidded to a stop, her view firmly fixed on the sight in the room, and she could only manage a blinking movement. The others peered into the room and they too took upon a similar expression and movement. Kurogane glanced upwards and looked horrified.

Sitting on a golden throne was the white creature dressed in strange clothing, certainly none that that had ever been everyday wear in a past world. However Mokona was being served grapes by the vampire twin it had taken an obvious liking to and a man with an oversized chin who was holding a bottle of wine of a plate.

"Ah, Mokona was going to find you guys and introduce you all!" The creature hopped from the seat and onto the lower step. "You all should know Kamui" It motioned towards the vampire twin with a stubby paw, "This is big man FWR." The motion was repeated with the other paw.

"Mokona…" Yuuko regained her composure and moved forward until she could reach the white blob, "Mokona…" She picked up the creature and raised it until it was eye level.

"Is Yuuko going to tell me off?" Mokona mumbled avoiding the stare from the witch.

"Mokona…" She grinned slightly before allowing it to grow, "I'm so pleased! You've started a reverse harem!" The witch hugged the round being which made a strange yet adorable noise as it was squished.

A rather large bang followed as the onlookers fainted. If that was Mokona's lifestyle the hobbies were things that the human kind should never hear or see.