Mr. Normal
Chp. 13
Conversation With the Dirty Minded Pop Singer
Disclaimer: I own a lot of stuff, but alas, I do not own Hannah Montana
Pairing: Jake and Miley
Summary: Jake finally comes back after two years of trying to figure out what a normal kid is like
He grappled around for the phone on his nightstand, knocking over a couple of pictures, and the empty glass that he kept there. He finally grasped it on the fourth ring, of How You Remind Me, he'd never gotten around to changing it after he'd left Malibu the last time, also it was a constant reminder of why Miley hadn't wanted to be his girlfriend anymore, and it had made him strive harder in his mission to be normal.
He hadn't checked the caller I.D., and just put it to his ear, thinking it was probably his agent, or some of his other people, since Hannah's little confession last night, he figured it would be something to do with showbiz, because no one other than his people would ever dream of calling him at eight o'clock on a Saturday morning.
Getting it to his ear, he drowsily gave his usual greeting, "yeah?"
"Hey Jakers, wakey, wakey." The one and only voice of Lily Truscott squealed in his ear, and he'd had to pull it away from his head, with a flinch. Who in their right mind would be that perky this early in the morning.
"Lily give me the phone!" He heard Miley's voice doing that screaming whisper thing she did a lot.
"No, Miley!" There was static, as he supposed Miley had grabbed the phone, or maybe some one was rattling a plastic bag.
"Lily, darn it! Give it to me!" She was still doing the screaming whisper thing.
"No!" That was squealed right into the phone, and again his ear was ringing.
He couldn't help but laugh at the two of them, as he sat there listening to them fight over who was going to talk to him. They were acting more like two six-year-olds than the teenagers they were supposed to be. Okay so there really wasn't much difference, espeacially when they were fighting over talking to a boy on the phone.
"Lily, if you don't give me that darned phone, I'm gonna tell Oliver that Jackson wasn't the one that used baker's wax on his surf board."
"You wouldn't." He heard the two of them whispering, but couldn't quite make out what they were saying.
Apparently whatever was said led to Miley getting her hands on the phone.
"Jake?" She could hear him breathing on the other end, no actually it sounded more like chuckling.
"Well, hello my beautiful, princess of pop, and how are you this morning?" She figured he'd be mad that Lily had called, but he seemed to be really calm about it.
And speaking of the nuisance that she called her best friend, she seemed to be hanging over her shoulder, and giggling at the compliment that Jake had just paid her. "Lily, will you please quit? I'm trying to have a conversation here."
"Yes, My Beautiful POP PRINCESS." Miley watched as the other girl fell back on her bed in a fit of giggles.
"It was sweet!" Lily just kept giggling.
"And as for you mister, I'm fine, I think." She was fiddling with a piece of her hair, waiting for him to say something else.
"Miley?" She turned her head towards the annoyance that was named Lily. "You do know he can't see you doing that, right?"
She placed her hand over the phone. "LILY," she whispered loudly, and watched as the blonde scooted farther back on the bed, pouting, and trying not to giggle. Then Lily started pointing at her, barely holding in the giggles.
Okay, so she knew that she was blushing, she'd felt the heat rise up her body, but Lily really didn't need to be making it so blatantly clear to her.
"And to what do I owe the pleasure of hearing your lovely, voice first thing this morning?" Jake was talking again, and she'd looked at Lily sitting cross legged and holding her giggles in, and given her the eye.
"I suppose you could blame that on Lily. I'm sorry if she woke you up."
"I was already awake, just laying here thinking about you." The way he'd said seemed as if he were doing things that she really didn't need or want to know about.
"Uh, Jake, if you need some alone time I can call back in a little while."
She could hear him choking on the other end. "Jake are you alright, I know that well, umm, uhh." Okay she so wasn't even going to go there, but she did know what guys did when they were thinking about a girl.
He was still choking, and coughing.
"M-miley?" Now he was chuckling, apparently he'd gotten the coughing under control, but his voice was still kinda scratchy from the episode.
She just knew that her face was fire engine red, and her body was on fire with the thought of what she supposed Jake had been doing when Lily had interrupted him.
"Hmm?" It was the only thing she could possibly say in this situation, she didn't want him to know that she was having a little fantasy about watching him do it.
"I was seriously just sitting here thinking about how much fun I had last night"
"Mm, Hmm."
"No, Miles I'm serious, I STILL HAVE MY CLOTHES ON!" He sounded distressed that she'd thought he'd been doing things that he hadn't even thought about doing.
"Oh my god, Miley." She looked over her shoulder at Lily, she knew her face was completely red, cause her arms had turned a lovely shade of the same color.
"Was he?" Lily didn't need to finish that line of thought.
She put the phone against her chest, "I don't know and I'm definitely not going to ask."
Lily was in another fit of laughter by the time she'd finished her sentence.
This was completely embarrassing, and she needed to get off of this subject and fast.
She put the phone back to her ear, and heard Jake still spluttering about having his clothes on.
"Jake," still the spluttering, "JAKE!"
"Yeah," she'd gotten his attention with the screaming.
"Lily, and I are going to meet Oliver down on the beach, and I was wondering if you'd like to come with?" She'd officially changed the subject, at least she'd hoped she did.
She was sitting there listening to Miley's end of the conversation, and watching in fascination as her best friends flesh went from a soft pink to a very bright shade of red in like zero to ten seconds. Either Jake was still waxing with the poetic, or saying some really naughty things to her.
Then she heard Miley say, "If you need some alone time..." and she couldn't believe it, Jake wasn't doing the poetic thing, or saying naughty things, he was thinking and doing naughty things. Oh my god, Jake's having naughty thoughts about Miley! How funny is that? She couldn't help it, her laughter came bubbling out. It was just too funny, how could it not be funny? She was sitting there with her best friend and watching her turn a hue of red that didn't even have a name.
"Okay, see you then." She heard after Miley had asked him about the beach, and her laughter hit fever pitch as she watched Miley throw the Hannah phone on the bed beside her.
"That had to be the most embarrassing conversation I've ever had, and you just sit here laughing like an idiot." Miley smacked her on the arm, and laid down beside her on the bed, burrowing her still flushed face into a pillow in defeat.
"So when do we have to meet Jakey Wakey at the beach Miley Wiley?" She'd said after she'd gotten her laughter under control.
"Would you please stop with all of that, Jakey Wakey stuff, who says that anyway?"
She rolled her eyes at the girl with the pillow on her head, "so when do we have to get to the beach?"
"Ten." She'd heard in a muffled reply.
"You do know you can't go there with that pillow on your head, unless, you want to make a really bad fashion statement." She slid off of the side of the bed, and pulled Miley's legs, dragging her off the bed and onto the floor.
"Lily!" Miley yelled, as she got up and rubbed her head where it had made contact with the edge of the bed.
"You know you have to look good for Jake, and you also know that it'll take you at least an hour and a half to pick out what you're gonna wear and that'll leave you about fifteen to do what ever else you'll need to do. So get your embarrassed butt up and hop to it."
"Yes, Mommy." Lily watched her march over to her closet and start throwing outfits about with total abandon.
A/N: It took me about two hours to write this. Got distracted by first of all Hannah Montana was on and it was That's What Friends are For? and then I had to answer the phone for what seemed like the hundredth time this afternoon. But it's now finished, and I hope you guys likey. Be kind REVIEW!
