Mr. Normal

Chp.14

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait

Disclaimer: I WISH!

Pairing: Jake and Miley

Summary: Jake finally comes back after two years of trying to figure out what a normal kid is like


After many trials and throwings of her clothes Miley had finally found the right outfit for their beach day.

She and Lily had gotten there just in time to come upon a scene that made her stop in her tracks, and there was probably drool involved. She really didn't know, because laying there on a blanket, in the soft, sand was her boyfriend. There wasn't any words to describe just how right Tracy had been last night, and the fantasy while she was talking with him on the phone just did not compare to the shirtlessness of the actual guy, laying there with only a pair of swim trunks on.

Lily had kept walking not realizing that she wasn't there any longer, her hands were waving in the air, and her hair was swaying back and forth as she just kept jabbering to the person that wasn't there. People were looking at her strangely, as she walked past.

Miley would've laughed, if she weren't so transfixed on the tanned, and quite muscular body of her boyfriend at the moment. God! Could that boy get anymore gorgeous? Okay, she knew she was drooling now, cause she'd felt the rebellious liquid slide out of the corner of her mouth.

He was laying there oblivious to everything, but the sun's rays hitting his bared skin.

Miley was standing there, just looking at the scenery. Then the nice view vanished as she watched the two people she couldn't stand the most approach her man.

"Um, Les, is it?"

He'd rolled to his side, and looked up at the two girls.

"Yeah?"

"We were wondering if like you'd like want some company on that lonely looking piece of beach?"

"Yeah, we were like just wondering you know."

She could feel her temperature rising, and she was getting ready to march over there and lay claim to her man, when.

"Sorry girls, but this lonely piece of beach is reserved for my..." He'd taken his sunglasses off, and seen her standing not fifteen feet from him, and his eyes had grown exponentially at the sight of her.

Amber and Ashley had turned to see what had caught his eye, she guessed, because they had given her the 'whatever' eye roll.

"My, Miley." He'd finally found his voice, gotten up, pushed his way past the two airheads, and made his way over to her side.

"Miley, you look..." His eyes were roaming over her body, and his speech had left him once again.

"Well, HMPH!" Amber huffed off down the beach towards Rico's, without another word.

"Amber!" Ashley yelled, as she took off after her best friend.

"Gawd! I can't stand those two."

"There's no competition, Mile. You make those two look like dog food."

She couldn't help it, she burst out laughing. She just couldn't stay mad when he'd said something like that to her. It was sweet, yet really disgusting at the same time.

"Yeah and dogs like to eat that stuff, and that's about all the action they're gonna get."

Okay now she was doubled over in laughter, he really needed to stop.


"Miley!" Lily came running back down the beach, in Lily fashion and ran full out over the top of Amber and Ashley. Knocking Ashley on her ass, and stomping Amber's foot.

"Oh, sorry, my bad," she exclaimed as she slowed slightly, and kept trudging through the sand towards them.

Now both Miley and Jake were laughing so hard they couldn't breath, and Miley was on the ground from the cramps the laughing had induced.

"What's so funny," Lily said, as she came to a screeching halt in front of them.

"Oh, nothing," Jake answered as he got his laughter slightly under control, then he waved in the direction of the two other girls, and Lily turned to see what was going on.

Okay the whole scene was completely out of one of those old movies. Amber was trying to help Ashley up, and ended up on her butt right beside of her. Ashley was yelling at the other girl, grabbing fist fulls of sand, and throwing them at her.

Lily started to giggle at them, it was just too much. "Whoops." She'd watched as Amber got up, started shaking her head like a wet dog, then promptly stumble, and fall right on Ashley. Her peals of laughter echoed across the beach, and she to ended up in the sand with Miley.

"Oh, my god, that has to be one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen," Jake exclaimed, as he ended up in the sand with the two girls.

"I think I'm gonna blow chunks," Miley said, as she heaved for breath, "this is just too funny."

"Okay, I seriously think it's time to quit laughing," Jake commented, as he backed away from Miley on his knees, hoping she didn't blow those chunks on him.

Amber and Ashley finally got it together and moved out of sight.

She'd rolled on her side to see Miley laying in the sand, catching her breath, and Jake trying to flee the beach in case Miley did blow her breakfast all over the place.

Oliver didn't know what was going on when he came across the beach.

Lily and Miley were laying in the sand, and Jake was stumbling around on his knees.


"Hey, guys." He waved at them, as he approached. "What's... going... on?" He hesistated between each word, cause he seriously didn't want to really know what was going on if it was something he didn't want to know, and if Jake was doing things with his girlfriend, that he wasn't aloud to do, well there would be a fight, and he wouldn't be the one winning it if Jake's chest and arms were any indication.

"Oh, my god! Oliver, you missed it. Amber and Ashley..." Lily started to giggle, at the mention of the two stuck-up snobs. "It was so hilarious. I mean you really had to see it to believe it." She started full out laughing, which in turn had Miley rolling around in the sand with laughter again.

He looked over to Jake for a little assistance, but he was laughing too.

Okay, so they weren't doing stuff that they shouldn't have been doing, but what the hell is going on?

"So Amber and Ashley did something funny, and that's why you guys are rolling around in the sand where people passing by are looking at you in strange ways?"

He got the 'OK' sign from them all. "Sure wish I knew what happened, so I could use it for nefarious reasons next time they say something mean to me."

That had caught their attention, and Lily had started jabbering about the running, and plowing them over, then the whole 1940's movie skit played out in front of them. By the time she was finished, he understood why they were laughing so hard, it was quite funny, and he wished he could've seen it.

"So that's why they looked like a dog had mauled them when I walked past them not too long ago." He smirked at the picture he had of them with sand in their perfect hair that he had in his mind. He grabbed Lily's hand, and kissed it.

She blushed slightly, giving him a confused look.

"Thank you my dear sweet Lily, for making those two look like dog food."

With that Miley and Jake both burst out laughing.

Their friends looked at them like they were completely insane.

"It's an inside joke." Jake explained, when he caught his breath, then he grabbed Miley's hand and they walked over to the blanket he'd laid out before everyone had gotten there.


As they walked he kept stealing glimpses from the corner of his eye. Miley looked completely awesome in her little, black and white polka dotted bikini.If that thing were any smaller, she might as well not have anything on, and that little net skirt thingy might as well not be there. He just couldn't help looking at her, she was gorgeous.

He bumped her shoulder, their hands swinging between them, "Did I tell you how great you look?"

He seen her face turn a lovely shade of pink at the compliment, "No, but that's really sweet. You don't look half bad yourself."

His brows bunched together in confusion. "I'm only wearing swim trunks."

"Yeah, I know." Her face had gotten a shade brighter at the inquiry.

"Miley Stewart, are you thinking naughty thoughts?"

"No, umm," her whole body was turning a bright shade of red.

"Oh, yes you are." He sing songed into her ear. "You wanna tell me about'em?"

If she got any redder she'd catch flame.

God he loved this.

"Shut up, Jake."

"Awe, come on Miley, you know you like it, plus that shade of red, is really sexy." The last part was whispered in her ear, and made her blush even more.

He couldn't take it anymore, he swung her around and ravished her lips with his own, his fantasies didn't compare to the real thing. Her tongue was licking at his lips, and who was he to say no, he opened his mouth and let her do with him what she wanted.

Her tongue was like silk in his mouth, tentatively touching his teeth, then the top of his mouth, and finally entangling his own tongue in wrestling match that even Hulk Hogan wouldn't want to be in. If he died right now, he'd die a very happy guy.

"Awe, look Ollie." The shrillness of Lily's voice broke through his kiss induced stupor, and he pulled away from the only heaven he'd ever known. Damn it! She just had to say something didn't she.

They were standing there watching them with ice cream cones in their hands, like they were at some movie or something. And where did they get the ice cream anyway? Surely, we hadn't kissed long enough for them to get to Rico's and buy the stuff.

"Lily!" Miley squeaked, after shaking her head, apparently she'd been in her own little part of heaven too, and by the look in her eyes, she either wanted to go back there, or strangle Lily. Which he didn't know, but damn if he didn't want Oliver and Lily to go buy some more ice cream, so he could put that look back in her eyes.

She had grabbed his hand and squeezed it, making him look down at her. She'd smiled, and he'd returned it, but as she looked away from him he'd seen a glint in her eyes that seemed to say "We'll finish this later."

With that he'd straightened his shoulders, and wrapped his arm around her. She was promising him a bit more of the heaven he'd only gotten a glimpse of, and he just couldn't wait.

Oliver, and Lily had walked a bit ahead of them, their ice cream cones melting and dripping on the sand, as talked between them. He studied them, they were holding hands, and just talking like they were getting to know each other, not like they had known each other all their lives.

"So, what's up with them? They don't seem to be as lovey dovey as they should be." He finally asked, as Miley reached up with her free hand to grasp the fingers of the hand that was hanging over her shoulder.

"I don't know." They'd stopped walking, and she'd looked up at him. "You know, I don't think they've even kissed yet, and they've been together for at least two months."

Jake didn't know what to think of that, hell he and Miley had just gotten back together and they were already playing tonsil hockey. If he had it his way he'd never take his hands off of her or his lips, but people do need air to survive and all.

"Maybe they're to afraid to make the first move." He glanced down at her with a smile.

"I don't know Jakey, but I can tell Lily wants to, but Oliver isn't picking up the signals I guess."

"Well maybe we'll set the example and all," he jokingly replied, with a little smirk. "You think we could start setting the example now?"

Her eyes grew in size at that, and then she awkwardly slapped at his shoulder. Considering they were almost completely wrapped around one another. "Maybe later," she replied.

Well then he couldn't wait for the time when she thought it was late enough to be called later.

"It's later, can we start now," he asked about two minutes after.

She just rolled her eyes, and picked up her pace, so she could catch up with her two best friends, which by now had completely forgotten about their ice cream, and it had dripped down onto their free hands, making a mess.

"Hey, you two," she said as she got within earshot, they turned to her, and started making their way back to them. "You do know that you have Chocolate, and Strawberry all over your hands don't you?"

"Oh gross!"

"EWW, and it's really sticky." Oliver shook his hand as if that would get the sticky, gooey mess off of him, then when that didn't work, he'd leaned down and rubbed it in the sand.

Jake and Miley just stood there shaking their heads at the spectacle.

Lily had gotten smart and gone down to the edge of the water to wash hers off, but Oliver hadn't gotten the memo and started to wipe the now gritty, and sticky mess on his shorts.

"Oliver!" He looked over at Lily after she called his name, and she waved for him to come down.

He took off at full sped still trying to wipe the ice cream, and sand mixture on his pants.

The dark haired duo stood and watched as Lily took Oliver's hand and rubbed it with the sea water getting the sticky mess off with just a few little scrubs.

He looked up into Lily's eyes, and pulled in for a hug.

He'd heard as Miley drew in a breath and it caught in her throat.

When Lily and Oliver loosened their grip on each other, Oliver caught her head in his hands, and planted his lips upon hers.

"Awe," Miley said in a whisper.

"You see, Miles. Good things come to those who wait." He squeezed her shoulder's in a tight hug, and turned them around to start walking back to his spot on the beach. He didn't want to see other people making out when he wasn't.

"That was just so sweet," Miley sighed, as she laid her head against his shoulder, and he just held her tighter.


A/N: Wow that was long, and it should make up for the really short ones that I've posted the last few times.

Anyways, hope you guys liked it. Be kind Review.