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KawaiiGameFreak: We've got a wicked chapter for you, but be warned, there'll be some bizarre pairings (yes, they can get weirder), a random fight and something will blow up. Enjoy!

"All school teaches you is how to get bored out of your skull and skip off. Not good in business world."- Robyn

Chapter 4: Thunders, Mew and Mewtwo's Guide to Surviving School

LAURA'S POV

After the hockey game on Saturday, the rest of the weekend was rather dull. But now it was Monday morning and I was waiting on Peach for the shower. "HURRY UP PEACH! YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE FOR THE PAST HOUR!"

"You can't rush beauty."

"I'd like to rush my foot inyour face." I muttered angrily. After Peach finished, I quickly rushed, in and out, got breakfast, checked my email and all the rest of my morning routine. I was about to rush out the door and drive to school when Mew flew in front of my face.

"What about me? How come you get to run off for the day and leave us here all alone?"

"Two things; one, it's not like I want to go to school and two, no offence or anything but according to the laws of physics, you're not supposed to exist, so people might freak if they see you."

"I know my existence defies the laws of physics but you see, I never studied law." Mew giggled happily. She had a point. I couldn't trust her to keep a pet rock alive let alone leave her at home for five hours.

"Fine, whatever, you can come, but you have to disguise yourself." She smiled brightly and raced upstairs to tell the others. Everyone gathered downstairs and Mew announced that I'd given them permission to come to school with me. "Now I don't want a repeat of what happened when Pichu went to school." Pikachu giggled at the memory. When Pichu snuck into my backpack, he nearly deep fried all the staff at Grenfell Intermediate. Not to mention he got me suspended for two weeks plus detentions after school for the following three weeks. There was no way I'd have a repeat of that event. "But there's another problem on our hands, if you're coming with me, you have to look somewhat human. That's going to be tough."

"No problem. You want us to look human, I could do that." Everyone stared at Mew. "Oh right…you have no knowledge of my Godly powers. Ya see, I can learn every Pokemon move possible from absorb to zap cannon, including transform. Not only can I transform myself, I can transform others. Pretty sweet huh?" The room fell silent.

"That is so cool!" Cameron had just woken up and came downstairs to see what the racket was all about. "Can you make me like a…a…tyranitar! Those things are so cool!"

"Sorry, only Pokemon to human, not the other way around. But I can still turn you back to normal afterwards. Whadaya say, give it a try?" Mewtwo and Pikachu looked at each other and at everyone else.

"Why not, better then being here all day." Pikachu said something in his language. "Thunders agrees."

"Thunders?" Ryan questioned.

"Yes, that's his name," Thunders muttered something in his language again. "He says that he's getting annoyed with people calling him Pikachu.He dosen't call you human.Now can we get on with this?"

"Ok, but be warned, this may hurt…a bit." Her eyes shut as she focused. A light formed around her as well as Mewtwo and Thunders. They started changing shape and form right in front of us. As the light faded, the human forms of them stood in front of me. Thunders was quite cute. He had blonde hair with black tips and deep brown eyes. He was fairly short and looked no more then twelve, even though his actions usually stated otherwise. Mew seemed to be the same age and height as Thunders. Her bight pink hair flowed gracefully to her hips and her sapphire eyes gleamed in the light. As for Mewtwo, he was still as kawaii as ever. He looked my age with spiky purple hair and intense amethyst eyes.

"Oh…my…god…YOU ARE SO CUTE!" I instantly glomped him and messed up his hair. Then I realized something. "Umm, Mewtwo, you probably already know this but, humans don't usually go around…naked." The moment that followed won the award for awkwardest silence of 2010.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!" Mew shrieked, hastily trying to cover herself. Thunders ran upstairs screaming, Ryan was trying not to get a nose bleed from Mew, Sakura covered her eyes, Cameron was about to join my parents in the Looney bin, Peach fainted, Link was busy trying to revive Peach, Mewtwo blushed and ran to my room and I just stood by, watching utter chaos rein.

HALF AN HOUR LATER

After that fiasco was done and over with, we finally got down to business. Thunders was wearing a black T-shirt that read "I'M OUT OF BED! What more do you want?" in huge red letters, a pair of jeans and red sneakers. Mewtwo was wearing a Black Sabbath concert shirt, jeans and black sneakers. Mew was wearing a white shirt with the Japanese symbol for love on the front in pink marker, shorts and flip flops. "Everyone know what to do? Act normal, no use of powers, that includes frying students and staff. Thunders and Mew, follow Cameron, as for you," I turned to face Mewtwo, "…you're coming with me, Ryan and Sakura, everyone good?" They all nodded. "Alrighty then, let's go!" Mew and Mewtwo teleported us to St Nicole's Elementary and Woodsdale High respectively. Link and Peach had stayed home, saying they had more important matters to attend to. I can think of three good reasons for that.

ST NICOLE'S ELEMENTARY

THUNDERS' POV

"Neato." The school was really big. There so many different people here. I've never really gotten a good look at humans before. Since Mewtwo keeps me traped onMount Kenaall the time, I don't get to see much of the outside world. I was really looking forward to getting to see new people an even make a few new friends."Where do we go?" I asked Mew. She quickly checked a piece of paper given to her by Cameron.

"He said that we have to go to room…208…wherever that is. Oh here it is!" Right in front of us was a door with the numbers 208 on the front. "This sounds fun." She opened the door and we got a bizarre reaction from our new classmates. They started laughing and pointing and us.

"Hey weirdoes! 1960 called, they want their hair back!" One shouted. I was confused. How could a year have hair? Or call for that matter?

"We shouldn't make fun of them; they might use their freaky super powers to destroy us all." He was right. I could easily zap all these people to a crisp, but Laura told me not to, so I won't.

"I'll have you know that I'm an all-powerful Goddess and if you don't knock it off I'll turn you into a mareep." Mew's threat only made them laugh harder. I didn't understand. Why did they think she was joking?

"Hey fellas, check this one out, weird and psychotic, she's even worse then Mica."

"Don't go there man, no one's weirder then Mica." I was becoming curious. Who was Mica? Suddenly a man came in, dressed in a suit and tie.

"Excuse me," I started talking. It was funny that I could talk human now. "I think you're too old for school." Everyone nearly fell out of their seats laughing.

"That's enough!" The man barked. "Settle down! Class, we have two new students joining us. Please welcome…I'm sorry, what were your names again."

"Well my name's Maria and this is…"

"Thunders." I butted in. The class was laughing at me again. What was so funny about my name? And why did Mew lie about hers? She quickly jabbed me in the ribs.

"Thunders!" She spoke inside my head this time. "We aren't supposed to tell them our real names! Laura told us to make up fake names so people wouldn't know who we were!" I didn't want to lie. I didn't like them making fun of me, but I didn't want to lie.

"Ok…everyone, be nice to them, I'm sure they haven't been to school before now, have you?" We shook our heads, then Mew made up a story about being home schooled. The man told us to take our seats and he began teaching. We sat around the center of the classroom, near some nice looking people. I tried talking to some of them, but they wouldn't talk back to me. I wasn't really listening to the teacher; I was trying to figure out what was so funny about my hair or my name. After a while, a paper airplane flew above my head and I caught it. It said "Open it" on the left wing, so I opened it up and read it.

"Dear weirdo,

Since you're new I'll give you some advice, don't talk to any of us at recess cuz if you do I'll beat cha, if we ask for money give it up or I'll beat cha and if you don't have a hall pass…you get the idea. Your non friend,

Wolverine, Leader of the Bad Guys"

WOODSDALE HIGH

MEWTWO'S POV

So far, this whole thing was exactly was Laura told me it was going to be, long and boring. We were stuck in what she called "Learning to Blow up Stuff 101", aka chemistry. The teacher was going on and on about something called the table of elements. Sakura was hastily taking notes, Ryan was talking to every other girl in the room and, of course, Laura was asleep. "Laura," The teacher asked. "can you namefour elements?"

"Earth, fire, water, air, can I go back to bed?" Everyone burst out laughing. "Wha? Those are elements."

"I don't think he means those kind of elements." I whispered. I'm not saying she's stupid, I'm just saying that she needed to study more and stay awake in class.

"Why don't we ask the new student then? Mathew, name three elements." Mathew was the name that I used to disguise myself while in human form. I still wasn't used to it though.

"Helium, iron, argon and mecury." Besides Sakura, I was the only one paying attention in class.

"Smart ass." Laura muttered, still half asleep.

"You'd better pay attention, Laura, Mathew's only been here a day and his grades are already better then yours." The classroom chuckled. "Now as I was saying…" The teacher went on again. Soon a note appeared in front of Laura. I nudged her awake and she read the note.

"Do you like the new guy?" She scribbled down something and passed it back. The note came back two minutes later. "Do you?" "Ya! He's hot!" That got both of us awake. Someone actually called me hot? Imagine if they knew who I really was. The note went back and forth for the rest of the class. "I'll admit he's hot, but not my type." "Can I have him then?" "You can try if you want. Can't promise results." "Why?" "I heard he's already got a girlfriend" "Danm" The bell rang and the room emptied. Laura grabbed me by the hand and ran out of the room.

"Why'd you act like you didn't know me?"

"No offence or nothing but try telling your friends "Hi guys! Guess wa? The new guy at our school is actually an uber powerful demi god from another demission, and he's my boyfriend." Not so easy. Why don't I just…'pretend' I'm interested, and you play along, kk?" It was going to be hard trying to act like we didn't know each other, but it would be fun trying. I nodded. "Cool, let's head out."

THUNDERS' POV

So far I didn't like school much. Everyone made fun of me and said mean things to me. Maybe recess would be better. I tried to go to the cafeteria, but the halls were too crowded. It was like trying to walk inside a sardine tin. "Maybe if I used agility I could zip though the crowd and…no! I can't use my powers, I want to fit in." Right now, I wasn't doing a very good job of that. "Oh well, here I go." I got down on all fours and ran. It was harder trying to run with a human body, but I was still pretty fast. Everyone was freaking out at how fast I was. All they saw was a yellow and black blur race by them at mach speed. I was almost to the cafeteria when…BAM! I hit a wall. All the kids who were just in awe of my awesome speed were now laughing at my awesome clumsiness. I fell flat on my butt and scratched my head, which had several bruises on impact.

"Are you ok?" I looked up to see a hand reaching out to me. It turned out that the hand belonged to a very nice looking girl. She had short blond hair tied in pig tails, bright blue eyes that glowed like stars, a short blue skirt with a plain white t-shirt and blue tie, dress shoes and a cute smile. I immediately rose to my feet and blushed.

"Hi! I'm Thunders! What's your name?" The girl chuckled quietly.

"Mica." So this was the girl those mean boys were talking about. She didn't seem weird to me, she seemed really sweet. "Are you new here?"

"Yup!"

"Do you like it here so far?" I shook my head.

"Everyone doesn't like me cuz of my name and my hair and what I do and everyone laughs at me."

"Aww, it's ok." She put her hand on my shoulder and I blushed even more. "I don't think your name's weird, it's original. Why would you want a boring name like Bob or Joe anyway? And your hair makes you look cute. I'll admit running into a wall was really stupid, but you're an amazing runner. You must have at least a dozen bags of sugar running through your system."

"More like a hundred volts. Maybe both, you never know" Mica giggled. I didn't mind it when she laughed at me. When she did, it meant I was funny; she wasn't being mean at all.

"I don't know why anyone would make fun of you, you're so fueet." I looked at her confused. "Oh sorry, fueet is my word for funny and sweet. Get it? Why say two words when you could make it neater and mix them up? Anyway let's go for recess, I want Skittles!" I was starting to see why those boys were calling her weird, but she was nice, so I didn't really care what they said.

SAKURA'S POV

"They've been gone a long time, aren't you getting worried Ryan?" The response I got was a muffled "Hpm?" Laura and Mewtwo had been gone for ten minutes; she's usually the first one down here orderingchicken burgersand Coke. "Ryan are you listening to me?" He swallowed the last bite of his baloney and mayonnaise sandwich.

"Ya I heard ya. They're probably in the girls' locker room." I was puzzled. What would they be doing in the girls' locker room? Suddenly a random girl came racing into the room and whispered something to her friend, who whispered something to her friend, who whispered something to her friend and it went on like that until it came around to our table.

"Guess what I heard? Laura and the new guy were in the girls' locker room."

"I knew it!" Ryan exclaimed. "See? If you'd all just learn that I'm always right, your lives would be a whole lot easier."

"Let me say this on behalf of Laura-san, shut up Ryan. By the way why were they in the girl's locker room?" Ryan and the messenger gave me a funny look.

"Are you sure you wanna know?" Out of the blue, an explosion was heard from upstairs. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked up. The roof started cracking. The cafeteria went into a state of panic as everyone hid under tables to avoid what was about to fall. As if on queue, the roof fell in, along with another random girl, who was looking rather dazed. Her hair was charred and she had multiple bruises everywhere. She rose to her feet and opened her mouth to say something, then fell flat on her face. As for my previous question, it was about to be answered with the shout that came from the room above the cafeteria, the girls' locker room.

"YA EVER HEAR OF BEEPING PRIVICAY?"

THUNDERS' POV

Recess went ok. Me and Mica were talking a lot about stuff, just random stuff, but it was still fun. Next class was going to be awesome, gym. We get marks for running around and playing sports! Mew wasn't so happy. Since she floated and used her powers most of the time, she was out of shape, even though she'd never say it. "Ok listen up!" The gym teacher barked. "First up, all off you do twenty laps around the gym, anyone who doesn't finish will do twenty push ups, got that?" She blew the whistle and I was off. Everyone stopped just to see me run. After about forty seconds I stopped. The gym teacher's jaw dropped to the floor. "Amazing. That was incredible!" She turned to the rest of the class. "If the rest of you were half as good as this young man here, you'd be Olympic athletes! Push ups! All of you! Now! Except for you Thunders, you get a drink." Everyone groaned and went to their push ups. I guess getting a drink was considered high praise in gym class. The teacher handed me a tin of stuff called "Root Beer" I'd never had root beer before, but the stuff Laura has called beer makes her act stupid. So maybe root beer makes you act stupider. "…oh well, might as well try it." I opened the tin and chugged the stuff. Suddenly, I felt different, strange…

"HYPER!" I started racing around the gym at light speed. I jumped on the trampoline, bounced up to the top of the climbing ropes and started swinging wildly. Then, defying the law of gravity, I raced across the ceiling, down the wall, up the wall and across the ceiling again. I ran out the gym doors and into the halls of busy students. "HYPERHYPERHYPER!" I never banged into a wall this time…I banged into a person. I ran right through the guy and raced on. I ran around the school for two whole hours before the root beer wore off. Then school was over and I was really tired. Suddenly, a group of not so nice looking boys came up to me. "Hiiiii. How are you pleasant people doing?" I still was feeling tipsy from the root beer. I guess it was a side effect.

"Can it weirdo! Do you know who I am?" I was about to guess. "Shut up! The name's Wolverine, this is Komodo, Taz and Hawk. You get the note we sent cha?" Then I remembered the paper airplane I got in class earlier.

"So you're the Bad Guys huh? You don't seem so tough."

"Shut it weirdo! Where's yer lunch money?"

"I spent it on recess."

"Where's yer hallpass?"

"What pass?"

"You don't have money or a pass? Ya know what's gonna happen, weirdo?"

"Yup, you'll beat me, but if I remember right, I bowled you over in the hallway." I slurred, pointing to Hawk. "I bet I could take all of you on." They just laughed. That was the straw that broke the camel's back. I'd had enough. I was sick of people laughing at me, it was time for revenge. I swiftly tackled Hawk and knocked him out. Komodo and Taz both backed up, Wolverine snarled and advanced my way. "Bring it!" He charged at me, he was fairly fast for someone his size. I barely avoided him and talked him in the chest. He fell to his knees and rose up again, fists clenched tightly ready to fight. This guy was stubborn as a bull and twice as strong. He charged at me again, this time I wasn't fast enough and he hit me in the stomach, knocking my wind out. I fell to the ground, gasping for breath.

"THUNDERS!" I turned to see Mica rushing over to me. I tried to tell her to stay away, but I couldn't speak. Wolverine chuckled.

"Well well well, look what we got here boys; the weirdo's got himself a lady. I thought you was with that pink haired missy. No matter, let's finish this." Komodo and Taz obeyed their leader's unheard command and approached Mica. The grabbed her by the arms and she started screaming. "Why don't we make a deal while we're here? You win, she goes, you lose, she doesn't, deal?" I had no choice. I couldn't let them hurt Mica. I nodded slowly and rose to my feet. "Lookie here, weird and stupid." The gang laughed loudly, though it sounded more like animals howling.

"Stop it! Stop it right now!" Mica cried. The two peons strengthened their grip on Mica's arms and she wailed in pain. "Thunders help me!" I wouldn't let them hurt her. Seeing them hurt her made me mad. Anger rose inside me like lava from a volcano.

"What are you waiting for, fight me!" I knew I wasn't supposed to use my powers, but I had no other choice. Electricity was charging up inside me, sparks flew from my cheeks as I readied myself for an attack. "Woh…something's not right here…" He was scared. I charged at him full speed; electricity coated my body and made my hair stand on end. Wolverine looked like a deer in the headlights, no longer the tough bully everyone saw him as.

"KIYA!" I cried as I volt tackled Wolverine, knocking him out and giving him fourth degree burns in the process. I shifted my gaze to Komodo and Taz, both had pale faces and wet stains on the front of their pants. "Who's next?" Instantly they dropped Mica and ran off crying for their mommies. I ran over to Mica and caught her before she collapsed. "Are you ok?" She smiled and nodded.

"Ahha, I'm ok, but how did you do that? It was so cool! You were all like "BZZZTT!" and he was all like "HELP MOMMY!" then you were all like "KIYA!" then he was all like "AAAHHHH!" and…you were awesome!" She bear hugged me and gave me a big kiss on the cheek. My face went really red and my body turned into jell-o. "Thunders? Can I ask you something? Wait, I just asked you something so why would I need to ask because I already asked if I could ask and…sorry about that. My brain goes off like that sometimes. I should really keep it on a leash, but where would you get a leash for your brain? Anyway…there's a spring dance tonight and…I know it's weird to have a dance on a school night but they had to because the volley ball team has the gym booked on Friday…but…I was wondering if you…might…I don't know…wanna…come with me?" I perked up.

"Me? You wanna go to a dance with me?"

"No I wanna go to a dance with the Easter Bunny, of course I wanna go with you. You're the fueetest guy I've ever met, and you don't think I'm weird. Which is weird because everyone says I'm weird but everyone says you're weird and you're not weird, which is weird. So you wanna come?" I stood up and helped her to her feet.

"I'd love to." Suddenly the sound of people cheering came from behind me. I turned around to see all the kids from the school cheering for me.

"That was amazing Thunders!" One yelled. "No one's ever been able to take on the Bad Guys, let alone single-handedly! You're a school hero!" Then everyone started chanting "Thunders! Thunders! Thunders!" Soon I was being carried on the shoulders of the crowd like a champion. No one was making fun of my name or my hair or anything else about me for that matter. I saw Mew in the crowd, looking slightly ticked off. Maybe it was because I used my powers, but it got me fame, so it was ok. Mica came racing after the mob of people and caught up to me.

"So I'll see you at seven?"

"Won't be a second later, promise." A date, I actually had a date, a girl actually liked me. Then I realized, I didn't know a thing about dances! Should I dress up or just wear normal clothes? Should I bring her something? Even though I was worried, I wasn't too worried. After all, she likes me, so maybe she won't mind if I don't dress up or bring her something, but I should anyway. It might impress her and make her like me more. Why was I obsessed with making Mica like me? I guess I really like her, maybe I even, 'like' her like her.

MEWTWO'S POV

"I can't believe I got suspended again!"

"It was mostly my fault, if I hadn't used my powers on that girl…"

"You had the right to! It's very rude to walk in on someone when their…'busy'. Besides, it could have been worse. How many detentions did you get?"

"Two weeks, you?"

"I don't know. All the teacher put on my detention slip was a weird sideways eight thingy."

"…you do realize that that's the symbol for infinity don't you?"

KawaiiGameFreak: I warned you. I said the pairings would get weirder, and they did. I'll try to get some more humor in the next chapter (plus some more awkward moments). If you excuse me, I have to run down to the corner store to buy more Skittles, Mica ate all of mine. Ja ne!