KawaiiGameFreak: Sorry about the slow updating, been busy.

Ryan: Doing what?

KGF:…shut up Ryan. Anyways...Enjoy!(btw, I'm planning to put this fic up on Divanart soon and was wondering two things, how do you sign up and does it cost anything?)

Chapter 7: Dreamland Rescue Force

"One internet test said I'm normal, another one said I'm 55 percent insane. Which do you think is more accurate?"-Me, don't ask

NORMAL POV

It was a typical day at the Smash Mansion. Everyone was fighting, explosions were frequent and Master Hand was in a bad mood. "I'll ask you once again, and give me a sensible answer this time, WHERE'D YOU ALL SKIP OFF TO?" He'd gathered all the Smashers in the main dining hall and was yelling and screaming like a mad man. Everyone tried to tellhim about the stone portal and Earth and everything that happened, but Master Hand simply reminded them that the stone portal hasn't opened for hundreds of years and never will. He said they were making everything up so they could get out of fighting.

"Why would we want to get out of fighting?" Roy retorted, "I'd rather get my ass kicked twenty times over then be stuck with that physco for a year." Everyone agreed, except for Bowser, Gannondorf, Donkey Kong and Mr. Game and Watch.

"Oh common," Ganon sighed, "you're talking about a fourteen year old girl like she's the devil himself."

"Yup," Ness slurred, "that pretty much describes her." Master Hand looked like he was about to explode.

"WOULD ALL OF YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?" Everyone shut up. "Since no one's planning to tell mewhat really happened any time soon I suggest we look the other issue on our hands, like the power surge two weeks ago, any explanations?" He scanned the room. "Any ideas Zelda?" She shook her head. "Mario?" He did the same. "Link?" No response of any kind came. "LINK! GET YOUR LAZY BEHIND DOWN HERE!" He started banging the ceiling. "I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE!"

"Come to think of it, I haven't actually seen Link for the past two weeks." Marth piped up. "Or Mewtwo, or Peach, or Thunders." The crowd broke out in whispers, each asking the other where they could be. Ness on the other hand, quietly chuckled to himself. "What are you so happy about?" One and all stopped talking and turned their attention to Ness. "I suppose you know where they are?"

"Earth." The physic bluntly responded. The group of fighters was in shock. "Isn't it obvious?" No response came. "Don't any of you remember Halloween? Or the card?" Everyone continued to shake their heads. "Ok, what about New Years? Remember when the hotel blew up?" Still no one responded. "Are you people complete morons?"

"Ura ikes Mwto!" Kirby shouted. "Mwto ikes Ura! Ura ikes Mwto!" He ran around the room shouting without a care in the world.

"Finally!" Ness raised his arms in the air. "Someone around here isn't an idiot!" Soon everyone realized what Kirby was saying. Mixed reactions ran rampant. Some looked like they were going to be sick, others were exchanging money, others weren't all that affected.

"That explains why he went, but what about the others?" Luigi questioned.

"Simple. Link's his best friend so naturally he'd tag along, Peach would probably follow Link and Thunders has this 'stray puppy' thing going for him. Now before you ask, yes, I found out that Link was trying to open up the portal, so I offered to help, which explains the power surge slash outage. Of course he made me promise not to tell anyone why they were going, and I realize I just told you why they went, but I have a valid explanation for why I told you, I had my fingers crossed." The crowd was wide eyed.

"Wait a second…" Fox murmured "if you knew how to open the portal…WHY DIDN'T YOU WHEN WE WERE STUCK ON EARTH? WE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS WHOLE MESS, BUT INSTEED, YOU DO NOTHING AND MAKE US SUFFER FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

"Nothing, I can only open it from this side. Why would I actually want to stay with Queen of the Warpos for a year?" The Smashers mumbled their agreement. "Now that that's out of the way, we should get on to more important matters…"

"Such as rescheduling the tournament." Master Hand butted in. "Since you skipped off for a quarter of the tournament, I suggest we restart once some adjustments are made to the dorms."

"No…I was about to say that we should try and rescue Link, Peach and Thunders before she rips off their last shreds of sanity."

"What about Mewtwo?" Ness chuckled inwardly.

"For some reason, I don't think he wants to escape the Queen of the Warpos."

"I know what to do!" Falco exclaimed. "I'll just call them! Now what's her number again? Oh ya!" He pulled out his cell phone and dialed the numbers. "489-EARTH…"

"Falco, you idiot!" Fox hollered.

"Oh right…I forgot the area code!" That earned him a swift slap in the face from Fox.

"As I was saying...I'm sure Link, Peach and Thunders are just about outta their tree, so it is our duty to go fourth and save them from the Queen of the Warpos. Any volunteers?" Everyone took a step back, leaving Kirby and another standing alone. The other looked somewhat like Kirby, except what little of his body was visible was blue and his feet were purple. He was wearing a silver knight's mask that covered the front of his small body, only reveling a pair of mysterious yellow eyes, a long blue cape that concealed a golden sword, and matching shoulder pads with the insignia of a letter M with a sword in the middle. "Alright, you two, Kirby and…who are you again?"

"Meta Knight." He spoke in a very 'Zoro-esque' accent that could make just about any girl faint upon hearing it.

"Alright, Kirby and Meta Knight, you two will embark on a dangerous journey to another world, filled with fangirls, psychos and rabid cats. You may not make it out alive, but you must, for the sake of us, for the sake of the tournament, for…"

"…for God's sake shut your trap Ness." Master Hand groaned in annoyance.

META KNIGHT'S POV

"Please, remind me again what these are for?" Ness had attached strange devices on our heads before we mad our way to the stone portal. Everyone had warned me about a girl they call the Queen of the Warpos, but I had no fear, for I was a Star Warrior, a simple child could not harm me. We gathered in front of a large stone wall with some sort of wiring rigged up to it that lead to the mansion, the apparent power source.

"They're video recorders. Since you have no idea what the place looks like and Kirby can't talk, we need to see and hear what you do, pure and simple."

"If you wish to see and hear what I see and hear, why do you not come with me?" Everyone took a step back.

"Are you insane? I'm not going back there!" I was starting to question if these fighters were really fighters. They were scared of a child. Though, I suppose that looks can be deceiving. Take Kirby for example. He looks like something that came out of a gumball machine and yet he has battled monsters that would make some of these fighters quiver in terror. Once Kirby stood still long enough for the camera to be placed on his head, the question of how to open the portal was trying to be answered. No one even took notice of the large pink button on the control panel until Kirby attempted to eat it. Upon trying, the portal started glowing hot white and the doors flung open with an earsplitting bang. After the group had opened their eyes again, a swirl of every color imaginable stood before us. The crowd stared in childlike wonder until Ness broke the silence. "Ok you two, ready for Operation Rescue Mission?"

"Is that the best name you could come up with?" Falcon chuckled.

"Oh, and I suppose you've got a better one?"

"Yes, in fact I do. Operation Warpo Rescue!" The group sweat dropped simultaneously.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THIS STUPID OPERATION'S CALLED!" Master Hand roared. "Just get them back or I'll lock both of you in a room with Crazy Hand!" From what I had heard, Crazy Hand was more insane then the Queen of the Warpos. I didn't wish to take the risk of being wrong. I took a deep breath and entered the portal with Kirby on my heels. Before we could look around, the portal closed behind us. The room we were in was very dark. Every step I took landed my face in front of a cardboard box. After many annoying turns in the wrong direction, Kirby found the door. He floated to the knob and opened the door. Suddenly a crackling noise came from my headset.

"Come in Meta Knight, this is the mansion to Meta Knight, come in Meta Knight." Fox called.

"Meta Knight here."

"Give me a visual." I turned on my camera. "Great, what about Kirby's?" It was still dark so I couldn't see very well, but from what I saw, Kirby looked full. "Never mind, this doesn't remind me of any room we saw. Proceed and try to find the kitchen." At the word 'kitchen', Kirby bolted up and out of the room while I hastily followed. We found ourselves in what looked like the computer room. From the lack of light coming from the windows I guessed it was night time. "Still no familiarities, see if you can find any files on the computer." I got up and scanned the monitor. "Look for anything that says Rex Goudie." I looked through everything on the computer, but no such luck.

"Everything's password protected, I can't get in."

"Maybe I could read her mind and figure it out." Ness offered.

"Two things wrong with that, one, it's impossible to read minds across dimensions and two, you're no good at reading minds. When we first got here you couldn't even figure out her name." I could hear some of the Smashers laughing in the background. "Sorry about that MK, ignore the files and head to the kitchen, if I know her, she'll be there." I was about to head upstairs when Kirby jumped on the keyboard and started dancing.

"What are you doing Kirby?" Suddenly a ding was heard from the computer and a monotone voice saidthe phrase "Access Granted". "Kirby! Please cut it out!" As Kirby pounded the keys, a thousand files opened up at once, filling the room with every form of sound known to mankind. Then, just to make things worse, file opened and a ghastly voice boomed from the speakers, drowning out all the other noises. Upon hearing this voice, Kirby fell to the ground clutching his head in pain. Whoever created this file obviously needed singing lessons; every word was out of tune, the pitch was all over the place and his voice sounded like it handed been used for quite some while.

"What are you listening to?" Fox shrieked.

"I don't know, Kirby opened it up, now how do you turn it off?" All of a sudden I heard people outside.

"Quick! Hide!" I did as Fox told me, grabbed Kirby and hid under the computer desk. Then two figures came in, one being a human male with black hair and green eyes, the second being a pink floating cat. The music stopped and the two figures started talking.

"What was that?" The human questioned, "Sounded like a dying cat, no offence Mew."

"None taken Ryan, who do you think opened those files up? And why would anyone what a song that bad anyway? Nevermind, I'm sleepy, let's go." Once I was sure they'd left, I crawled out of our hiding place. Then I noticed something different about the computer. The speakers were gone and once again, Kirby looked full. Then I actually looked at the horrendous file's name. It was called "PP". More then likely stood for "Possibility of Paralyses". I dragged Kirby up to the kitchen and his eyes widened with joy. "Nothing here, the place is empty."

"You may be right. Besides, this doesn't even look like her house, but check out the bedrooms just to be safe." While Kirby devoured everything but the kitchen sink (though I wouldn't be surprised if he ate that to) The first door had posters of super heroes and monster trucks. "Nope, too ten year old." I heard someone mutter a retort. "Sorry Ness, keep looking." Theonly other doors I saw were eitherblank or covered in HazMat stickers. "I thought I sawstairs leading to a basement, check there." I crept back downstairsand decended into the basement. Only two doors looked like bedroom doors, one had pictures of women in bikinis and band logos (which I assumed wasn't hers)and onehad pictures of different anime and symbols. "Yup! Looks like hers alright! Enter with extreme caution." I opened the unlocked door. Thankfully there was no one there. The room was covered in so many anime posters it was impossible to tell what color the walls were. Stuffed animals littered the bed and sketch books lined the floor, each one of them had the name Sakura on the cover. Out of curiosity I looked at one of the sketch books.

They were amazing. If I hadn't known better I'd say these were photographs. Each one of them showed what looked like a different event. One was of Falcon speeding down a road in a navy blue Ford pickup, one was of a girl trying to kill Jigglypuff with a tuba, one was of Falco and Fox trying to put out an on fire microwave and another was of Kirby being used as a soccer ball. There were two funny things about the sketch book; there were at least seventeen drawings of Mewtwo, and the other was a picture of a battle scene. It showed Young Link attacking Mewtwo, who looked badly beaten, but something was stopping Young Link from attacking. It was the girl from the other pictures, using a shield to protect Mewtwo. That was the last one in the book.

"Dude!" Falco exclaimed, "That's her! Since when did she have super powers?" A slapping sound was heard.

"That's a drawing idiot!" Fox shouted. "Anything can happen in a drawing. Anyways, this has to be her sketch book, why else would it have that many pictures of Mewtwo?"

"That would make sense, but if I remember right, she couldn't draw a straight line with a ruler let alone these…and why would the name Sakura be on the front?"

"Maybe she role plays on anime sites and her username's Sakura." I pondered over this, but my thoughts were interrupted.

"Excuse me? Who are you?" I looked up and saw a human girl. She had short red hair, redish brown eyes and spoke in an oriental accent. Everyone back at the mansion was muttering "Who the hell is she?" among other things. I assumed she was Sakura. "Are you a friend of Laura-sans?" Now everyone was yelling "Say yes!" among other things.

"Yes, and I was wondering where I would find her." She explained to me that she was in the room upstairs covered inHazMat signs, but warned me not to enter for it was very late in the night. She even offered to let me stay. "Thank you kindly," She seemed so innocent, childlike even, much like Kirby, but different, I couldn't quite put my finger on it. I glanced at the sketch book.

"I see you found my art work. Do you like it?" I nodded and asked her how she knew about all this. "Laura-san told me about everything that happened, though I think she's just making up the last part." I couldn't help but wonder about that last picture myself. I don't know much about humans, having only arrived at the mansion recently, but I was pretty sure humans couldn't create force fields. I pondered this as Isnuck back upstairs andto the next room. It was covered in warning signs. What was so bad about this girl?

"This looks like her room alright, be careful, she's insane, good luck and remember, don't die." Sound advice. I slowly opened the door. It was covered in toys, hockey flags, junk and more junk. I took a step in and was nearly blown of my feet by a thunderous sound.

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"

"Sorry 'bout that." Fox murmured sheepishly. "Should've warned you about her snoring." I slowly approached the bed and found the girl I'd been warned so feverishly about. Her dark brown hair was a complete mess, her mouth hung open and she was drooling a bit. She looked as menacing as a Waddle Dee. "Ok...last time we were here, she was fourteen, four months later, she's eighteen, this makes no sense. And since when was she that tall?"

"Or that thin?"

"Or that hot?"

"…"

"Falcon! Get off the speaker!" Ness demanded. "Anyway, this might be her place, but to make sure, I need you to find a card, it should be right on her window ledge, do you see it?" I looked up and saw a paper card. "Bingo! Be careful." I quietly jumped on the headboard and grabbed the card. All it was, was a trading card with Mewtwo's picture on it. "Let me see it!" I held the card up to the camera. "Yup, that's hers alright. Now get out of there before she kills ya!" Unexpectedly, a groan like that of a beast erupted from her and her eyes fluttered open. She just stared at me with her lazy blue eyes for a moment before her expression shifted from tiredness to anger. "This can't be good."

"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?" She bellowed. I tried to explain but she wouldn't listen. "AND WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR HEAD? IS THAT A CAMERA? YOU'RE WORKING FOR RYAN AREN'T YOU?" Then she shifted her gaze to the card in my hand. "HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY CARD? NO ONE TOUCHES MY CARD, EVER! I KNOW HOW TA FIX YA!" She reached for a box under her bed, pulled out a sharp steel knife and pointed the blade at my head. "Turn the camera off, give me the card, and no one gets hurt, got it shorty?" I compiled with her and shut off the camera, then handed the card back to her. She swiftly snatched it from my shaking hands. I guess everyone was right, she is insane. "That's a good little shorty, now answer my questions, who are you and what are you doing in my room?" I explained to her that I was sent here by Ness and Master Hand to retrieve Link, Peach and Thunders for the tournament. I left out the fact that she was nicknamed Queen of the Warpos by Ness. "I see, very well then, you can ask them if they want to come if you want, and you are welcome to stay as long as you like." I thanked her for her hospitality and asked why she kept knives under her bed. "Simple, for my knife board." With that, she took the knife she was holding and flung it at a picture of Young Link. "Whenever I'm mad, I just throw knives at my BEEP ex-boyfriend, it's fun." That explains the last picture in Sakura's sketch book. "Now…did anyone else come with you?" I was about to respond when a cry came from the kitchen.

"WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD?" She hastily ran out of the room and into the kitchen while I followed after her. Everyone was in a state of utter shock, if they were awake enough to tell what was going on. "Everything's gone!" Peach wailed. "All the food in the house is gone!"

"WHAT?" Laura checked all the cupboards in a panic, every one of them was bone dry, the fridge was empty, there wasn't a scrap off food in the place. Not to mention something else that seemed just the slightest bit off. "WHERE'S THE KITCHEN SINK?" The sink looked like it'd been ripped from its place on the wall. "Ok, this is starting to get weird."

"DUDE! WHERE'RE THE SPEAKERS?" Ryan called from the computer room. Everyone rushed in to find out that the speakers were gone. "And who's the dude in the fancy duds?" She quickly explained who I was before I had a chance to and checked over the files on the computer. Then, she just started laughing out of the blue. "What the heck is so funny?"

LAURA'S POV

I was in an extremely bad mood up till now. I noticed a file named "PP", with I assumed was a codename for "Personal Project". Meta Knight had told me of how awful it sounded, like a dying animal. I decided not to tell them whose voice it was, I'll save it for blackmail purposes later. Now on to where everything went. We were passing around ideas as to where all the food, and the speakers, and the kitchen sink went, when something came into view at the top of the stairs. It was a little pink gumball, and it looked very full.

"KIRBY?" He just stared at us, took a step forward, and rolled down the stars into my arms. He was still as cute and rubbery as ever. "I missed you little buddy." He 'poyoh-ed' in a lazy tone of voice. "How'd you get here?" He was trying to explain, but since he was only a baby and he couldn't talk yet, no one knew what he was saying.

"Ya," Link mused, "how did you get here? I thought no one else knew about the portal…unless…NESS I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" We all just laughed, even though I had no idea what he was talking about. Then I remembered something. All the food was missing, the sink was missing, the speakers were missing, and Kirby looked full. I smirked evilly. Everyone could tell something bad was going to happen.

"Ya know what? You're too cute to hurt." I grabbed Cameron's nearby hockey stick and Kirby's eyes turned into dinner plates. "You wish…" Kirby raced up the stairs with me right after him. No matter how cute he was, no one gets between me and my food supply. I could hear the crowd behind me laugh away as I chased Kirby all over the house. "For some reason," I thought as I attempted to bash the little pink puffball into next Tuesday. "I can't help but get a sense of deja-vu."

KawaiiGameFreak:…I haven't got much to say right now…actually I do. Not the next chap, but the one after, or even the one after that, I will attempt to fill the biggest plot hole known to man, which in turn will create an even bigger plot hole which I will fill once again, which may take two whole chapters. Not to worry, the following chapters will (in my opinion) be some of the randomest ever.

Mewtwo: Randomest isn't a word.

KGF: Yes it is!

Mewtwo: Microsoft Word says it isn't a word.

KGF: Well Microsoft Word is retarded! Ja ne!