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"…well that explains a lot."-Shrek 'What movie do you think?'

Chapter 9: Discovery

LAURA'S POV

I didn't feel like myself this morning. My head was pounding, my back ached and I could barely move. This was by far the worst hangover I've ever had; but I didn't drink anything last night, or at least not enough to make me feel like this. I rolled out of bed and crashed onto the floor. The crash sounded bigger then it should have, not to mention I sat on something extremely painful. My vision was blurred so much that I couldn't see my own hand in front of my face. When I tested this theory, my hands looked bigger, and a different color, and less fingers. "I must be drunk." I slurred, but my voice sounded different to, still recognizable, but different. I attempted to walk out of the room, but I either kept tripping up in my own feet or bumping into something I shouldn't be. The things I was bumping into were at least three feet away and I could feel them easily, and I was pretty sure my arms weren't three feet long. After much stumbling and tripping, I found my way to the door. I quietly opened it, attempting not to wake anyone, and slammed it shut. What happened next would screw me up forever. "AHHH BEEP! MY TAIL MY TAIL MY…?" I turned around to see a long blue tail caught in the door, the weird thing was, it was connected to me! "HOLY CRAP!" I dislodged my tail from the door and ran into the bathroom. I was afraid to look in the mirror, I did anyway. Normally I would have screamed, fainted and died. I just fainted.

MICA'S POV

I heard a loud noise and yelling from one of the guest rooms. I raced upstairs with Thunders on my shoulder and saw where the noise came from, the bathroom. "Whadaya think made all that noise?" Thunders shook his head as we approached the bathroom door. I slowly peered into the room and gasped at what I saw. "Ohmygosh! We have to tell him!" I ran into the guest room and found him still asleep. "MEWTWO WAKE UP WAKE UP! THERE'S AN ANGEL IN THE BATHROOM AND SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU! WAKE UP WAKE UP!" He groaned and woke up.

"What are you talking about?" He sounded grumpy, he usually does.

"I went into the bathroom and I saw an angel passed out on the floor and she looks just like you! Come see, come see!" I grabbed his hand and tried to get him out of bed but he wouldn't move. "Come on! I wanna show you the angel! Please." He looked mad at me, but finally agreed to come. It turned out that just about everyone was at the bathroom door looking at the angel. We pushed past the small crowd to see her. She did look just like Mewtwo, except she had light blue skin, wings and a tattoo of a weird symbol on her back. "See, I told you there was an angel." Suddenly, the angel started moving and we all backed away. She looked like she just got up. The angel held her head in her hand and staggered to her feet. "This is so cool. I wonder where Laura is; I bet she'd love to see this."

"What are you talking about?" The angel groaned. "I am Laura."

LAURA'S POV

I don't understand. Everyone was surprised that I was me, and why was Mica calling me an angel? I looked in the mirror again. I was human anymore. I looked near identical to Mewtwo, except for the wings and coloring. What was going on? "Don't you believe me?" They were all too shocked to respond.

"Prove it." My gaze shifted to Mewtwo. I couldn't believe it! He of all people should know who I am and yet he was uncertain. "If you are in fact who you say you are, prove it."

"Why do you need me to prove it? Don't you recognize me? Don't you remember everything that happened?" I was almost in tears now. I hated the fact that he didn't know me anymore. Then I thought; what about all the times I acted like I didn't know him? Karma sure knows how to kick someone hard. "What about the sweet note you sent me on Valentines Day? Or the night we danced above the stars? Don't you remember anything?" His gaze still didn't soften. "What is wrong with you? Don't you love me anymore?" I fell to my knees and cried as hard as I could. The only other time I've ever cried like this was when he left, now it seems he might be gone again. "Why don't you love me?" I couldn't bare to look at him, I couldn't look at his uncaring face. Then I felt his arms around me. I got courage and looked up at him. "I thought you…" He put his finger to my lips.

"Shh, it's alright, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that, I should have known, now dry your eyes; you know how much I hate seeing you cry." I smiled weakly and pulled myself closer to him. "We'll figure out what's happened to you, I promise. In the meantime, I still think you're beautiful." More tears forced their way out. I never wanted this moment to end, I wanted to be held like this forever and that might have been the case. But one name stands in the way of all tender moments; Ryan.

"THE MAFIA'S AFTER ME! THE MAFIA'S AFTER ME! THE MAFIA'S…" He stopped in the doorway and just stood there for a moment. "Did I interrupt something?"

"Yes." We both said bluntly.

"…ok…who's the chick? No wait! Don't tell me…your sister!"

"DO I LOOK LIKE HIS SISTER TO YOU?"

"Actually yes, but I'm guessing you're not." I gave him a 'no duh Sherlock' glare. "I bet I could even guess your name. Don't tell me…Mewthree right?" Half of me was questioning whither or not he was on to something, the other half was muttering "How original." "Hey, if you had a kid, would it be Mewfive?"

"No, but if you have a kid it'll be a miracle." I swiftly got up and kicked him in the BEEPS. "One hit KO!" He fell over clutching his BEEP in pain. "I may just get used to this. Now what were you saying about the mafia?"

"They but a live horse in my bed and they set it on fire!" I had a feeling this was leading up to something really bad.

"Ok first off, the mafia doesn't put live horses in peoples' beds; they use severed horses' heads and secondly, did you say they set it on fire?" He nodded. "Why the hell would someone set a horse on fire?" He shrugged his shoulders. Then Mew came racing upstairs screaming something about wolf demons from Mars. "How do you know it's from Mars?"

"I just know ok? You can tell when something's from Mars."

"Have you never been to Mars?"

"No."

"Then how do you know what wolf demons from Mars look like if you've never been there?"

"Ok this is getting extremely pointless!" Link blurted out. "This day just gets weirder by the second. First Laura possessed Mewtwo's sister…"

"I AM NOT HIS SISTER!"

"…riiight…then Ryan thinks the mafia's out to get him and now Mew's yammering on about wolf demons from Mars. What next? I suppose your friends are gonna turn into monsters and wreak havoc all over town."

"Actually that might happen." We all turned around to see what we never expected. Another mew; but instead of being pink like Mew was, he was blue. "I suppose you all are wondering who I am?" We nodded. "Good. I am Artimus, but I am known to you as Kitty." Mica was about to speak but Artimus or Kitty or whoever he was kept talking. "It may come as a shock to find that what you all believed to be a common house pet, is really a powerful god. I would be to if I was in your shoes. Anywho, I see the transformation has gone successfully, but…"

"What…you knew about this?"

"Of course, do you not remember the dream you had last night? I explained everything to you then."

"Right, I remember that now!" I began explaining to everyone what the other mew was talking about.

FLASHBACK

I opened my eyes to find myself in another world. It was like a forest, but something was wrong. It felt different, like I was there before, in a dream I don't remember. "Hello there." I looked up to see a blue mew floating above me. "I was worried for a second, but everything has gone perfectly." I questioned what he was talking about, and then I looked at my hands.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?"

"Nothing that wouldn't have happened anyway. Let me explain. You are Mewthree, a super powerful…"

"Hold up. First off, who the hell are you? Second, what was I drinking last night because when I wake up I am staying away from that."

"Watch your language. My name is Artimus. No, you weren't drinking last night but you shouldn't drink that poison anyway. It makes even the most sensible man act like a blabbering idiot. As I was saying, you are Mewthree, a super powerful clone of me. You were created in a lab in the Jhoto region along with two others, and…"

"Who are the others?"

"I cannot say, but you will find out when you wake up. Please stop interrupting me I have a lot to cover and not much time to do so." This was a pretty screwed up dream, but it couldn't be real, could it? "I'm sure this is all very confusing to you so try and keep up. Do you remember, about four years ago when you first experienced having powers? Have you ever questioned where your powers came from?"

"How do you know about my powers?"

"Simple, I know everything about you; from your middle name to all the names of your old imaginary friends."

"Ok smartass, if you know everything about me, name every crush I've had in the past ten years." Artimus sighed and shook his head.

"You're kidding me right?" I shook my head. He sighed again. "Just naming the ones from Digimon will take a week."

FLASHBACK INTERUPTION

"Dude!" Ryan sputtered between laughing fits. "You liked guys from Digimon?" My whole face was turning purple.

"Shut up! I was only seven! Now let me finish!"

FLASHBACK

This was the weirdest non alcohol induced dream I've ever had. I was actually starting to believe what he was saying. "Let's get off that topic." I continued to blush wildly.

"Alright. To continue on what I was saying earlier, you and the other two were part of a project to determine the effects of my DNA on other pokémon. It was in conjunction with a similar project on the go in Kanto, which I assume you are quite…familiar with." I assumed Artimus was referring to Mewtwo. "But unlike the other two, who were merely injected with my DNA, you were made from scratch, a literal test tube baby if you will. After you awakened, you nearly destroyed the laboratory you were created in looking for someone and getting in a fight with one of the projects. The scientists had to restrain you underground due to your aggressive behavior. After that, you became a scared sheep, doing whatever anyone told you to do in fear of being put underground again. You were tortured constantly and obtained several large scars on your back." I turned around to try and see what he was talking about. On my back I did notice some scars, right where the ones from the Mount Payaton incident used to be, and my tattoo. It was a large Japanese symbol for the moon and the words "eternally an angel of the night" in Japanese below, but something wasn't right. Connected to the giant symbol were supposed to be wings, but they disappeared and were replaced with real ones.

"Then how the crap did I get here?"

"Please watch your language. I was just getting to that. You see, the Kanto team was far behind in terms their test subject being battle ready and the fear of their money being cut, along with jealousy towards the Jhoto team, was growing larger, so they did what any lunatic would have done in that scenario, blew up the competition." I shuddered at the similarity between this and the Mount Payaton. "They set up bombs in the lab while everyone was sleeping and rigged them to go off in a chain. It was lucky you teleported yourself and the other test subjects out in time or you would have suffered the same fate as your creators. Where did you teleport to? Earth. Of course you all weren't together, each of you ended up in a different part of Earth. It was a miracle that you all ended up in the same dimension let alone the same town. I'm sure you haven't guessed who the other two are seeing as you are not that smart." I growled at him and he backed off. "As I was about to state earlier, when you teleported to Earth, Mew and I followed you as to protect you. Mew saw it fit to give you a human form to help disguise you and the other test subjects."

"Wait a minute…Mew knew about this?"

"Yes, but she swore never to tell you or the others about your past. While she returned to her home world, I stayed taking the form of Kitty. I watched over you for years, making sure your powers never rose up or your identity was found out. Then the SPCA caught me and put me in their shelter. I was hopping you would adopt me so I could still protect you, but instead, you picked that swollen sack of fat you call Smokey. Then some old bat adopted me and shipped me to Rick's. It was lucky these events happened so when they did or you might have never found this out and break away from your human shell."

"What about the portal? Did that have anything to do with this?"

"No, pure coincidence. But it was still beneficial to the discovery of your powers. Tell me, when exactly did you use your powers?"

"Saving Mewtwo from a fire and protecting him from my ex-boyfriend." I didn't add the BEEP part because Artimus would just say "Please stop swearing" in that annoyingly refined tone of voice.

"Exactly! Before, you never wanted anything so much that you would sacrifice yourself to see that you get it. Your powers only came through because you cared enough for Mewtwo to put yourself in harms way to protect him." Of course! It was so obvious that you'd never think about it. "I think I've explained enough, any questions?" I was in utter shock, to put it lightly. Every loop hole in my life has just been exploited. No wonder I didn't fit in with anyone, everyone else is human and I'm not. But still one question was left to be answered; who were the other two subjects?

END FLASHBACK

"Holy…crap…" was the phrase on everyone's mind according to the looks on their faces. I wasn't surprised. You'd be pretty shocked to if you found out that your friend/landlord/girlfriend/daughter-in-law is actually a clone of a mew, and had super powers. This was going to take a lot of getting used to. "Ok, tell me, did you have any other weird dreams we should know about?"

"Yeah actually, I did. You were all there but…everything was made of Legos and…there was this, pirate…"

"Ok! Unnecessary information!" Ryan exclaimed. "We don't mean your normal screwed up dreams."

"Dreams involving pirates and Legos are considered normal?" Meta Knight questioned.

"Well more normal then this!"

"You make an excellent point my friend." Then, out of nowhere, the fire alarms went off and a crash was heard along with swears and the sound of burning wood, all from the guest room Ryan and Alecia used. We all ran to the room, me stumbling on my new legs and knocked down the door to find the sprinklers on and something shivering in the corner. I couldn't believe it, Ryan was right. In the corner was, in fact, a flaming horse. Its eyes were coal black, its skin was white with a hint of yellow and instead of a mane of hair, it had a mane of fire. Its tail and the backs of its legs were also on fire. It shivered with every drop of water that touched it and it's eyes had a look of pain sorrow.

"H-help me." It strained to speak. All I could hear was her own name, ponyta, but I understood what she was saying. Maybe now that I'm a pokémon, I could understand them. "Help me…please." I understood and told Mica to turn off the water. "Thank you." We still had no idea where she came from or how she got here. No one wanted to go near her, in fear of getting burned. Then Ryan, for once in his life, became brave and went right up to her. He slowly reached out his hand and she just stared into his eyes.

"A-A-Alecia?" The horse nodded. "No way! What the heck happened?"

"Test subject number two." Artimus droned out, almost like a computer. We all turned at him in shock, then back to 'Alecia', and to Artimus again. "Yes, this fine specimen right here is in fact your friend Alecia."

"You are joking me right?" He shook his head. Ryan turned back to Alecia, who seemed quite upset. He walked back to her and hugged her. Everyone thought he was crazy, but, not a single burn mark appeared on his body, his clothes never even singed. I heard him whisper something to her. Upon hearing this, she looked into his eyes, as though questioning him. He nodded and Alecia looked like she was about to cry, from happiness of course. They just continued to look into each others eyes, a perfect Kodak moment if I ever saw one. But it was quickly interrupted by a thunderous crash from below us. "What the heck was that?" Everyone was wondering that themselves, then I thought of something.

"Wait a sec," I turned to Artimus, "how many test subjects did you say there were?"

"Three."

"Ok, if I'm one, and Alecia's two, then that means…" The room went silent from about ten seconds before the idea clicked in everyone's head.

"Not good."

5 MINUTES LATER

We were looking over the stairs, no one daring to venture down, knowing what lay there. "I'm not going down there!" Mew screeched, "The wolf demon from Mars is down there! She'll rip me to shreds just by looking at me then she'll eat my soul!" The group presented her with a 'WTFH' stare that could've been put in the Guinness. Then, an idea dawned on us. "What?" The not-all-there in the head kitty was soon flung down the stairs. In less then a second she teleported back up to us. "HAHA! I'm so smart! I'm not going down there because I can just zap myself back up! I am the coolest!"

"Mew, dear, let me be the first to tell you that you are a complete psycho." Artimus said.

"You think you're the first to tell her that?" I asked rhetorically.

"WOULD YOU ALL SHUT UP? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" The voice was very gruff, defiantly female, but very gruff.

THUMP…THUMP…THUMP

The whole house shook as the creature moved. Its shadow growing as it inched closer to the stairs. Everyone took a steep back in horror, even the almighty Mewtwo. In a matter of moments the beast was in view. Thick muscles bulged out from under snow white fur. Its skin was dark blue and its face was almost like a mix of human and dog, minus the red jewel in the center of its forehead. Two pitch black scythes came from its body; one sticking from the side of its head and one for its tail. It stood on two legs and advanced towards us. At this point, we weren't so scared. After all, not many things are both scary and four and a half feet tall. It was hard trying to hold back the giggling, no matter how menacing her appearance. "Which ever one of you woke me up will pay severely!" It bellowed, then let out a mighty roar that shattered every glass object in the house. Mew promptly fainted and everyone else was left in shock. The giggling stopped. The beast stopped moving and stared at us, though focusing mostly on me and Alecia. "Who are you?" She demanded. Everyone was too scared to speak. "Tell me! Who are you?" Thunders, Mica and Kirby quivered in terror behind me as the monster continued to shout out demands. Meta Knight slowly drew his sword, preparing for battle. "You wanna fight me? Is that it?" I knew who this beast was, and I knew she wanted nothing more then to have blood on her claws; I wasn't going to let that happen.

"Knock it off Ashley." I stepped in front of everyone, gaining bravery from no where. "We won't fight you."

"Maybe you're just a coward." She snarled. My face burned from anger. I wasn't a coward, but why I suddenly became so heroic I still don't know. "I don't know who you are or why you're here, but let me tell you something. I am not the meek and powerless human I was before, I'm more powerful then any of you will ever be!" Everyone was still cowering behind me; but I wasn't scared. Normally I would've pissed myself at this point, but I wasn't scared in the slightest. I just grinned smugly.

"Wanna bet?" She let out a war cry and lunged towards me. I ducked out of fear, expecting to be pounced upon by the beast, but that never happened. I opened my eyes to see a purple shield surrounding me, and Ashley back at the bottom of the stairs, clutching her head in pain. She staggered to her feet and lunged at me again, only to have her face come in contact with the shield and send her flying. It appeared as though her intelligence dropped along with her height as she continued to lunge at me, only to smack off the shield and fall down the stairs. She finally held up her paw and made a waving motion.

"You win." She growled. "But, do me a favor?" I nodded. "Explain to me what's going on."

1 HOUR LATER

The girls and I had pretty much gotten used to our new forms and I was now able to walk without being a hazard. I'd just finished explaining everything to the girls. I told them all about the dream (leaving out the Digimon part for obvious reasons), trying to repeat everything Artimus told me to the best of my ability and I was now attempting to shut Ashley up. It wasn't her questions that bugged me; I didn't mind that, it was her stupid Mewthree jokes. "Hey, I bet your favorite band is 3 Doors Down, or 3 Days Grace." My glare hardened. "Maybe if you and Mewtwo broke up, you'd each be Mew2.5." I just stared at her, confused. "Five divided by two is two point five, duh."

"I already did the Mewfive joke." Ryan butted in, "I bet you can't even think of a better one then that." Ashley continued to stare angrily at Ryan. "Woot! I own you!"

"Yes Ryan," Alecia muttered, "you own everyone with your exceedingly bad jokes."

"See? Even Alecia agrees with me." I gave him yet another 'you dumbass' look. There were many problems to this scenario; my tail getting caught in doors, Alecia's inability to speak English and Ashley's height. It wasn't only her height. Alecia was only 3'03", Ashley was 4' 5" and I was…ok I was 6'06" but you get the idea. "Does this mean that none of you are human?" I nodded. "And you all have super powers?" I nodded again. "Sweet! Ladies and gentleman, meet the new Fantastic Four!" (insert animé style sweatdrop here)

"We can't be the Fantastic Four, there're only three of us."

"Yea! I wanna be Jonny cuz he's so hot!" Everyone stared at Alecia. "What did I say?"

"Cool," Link slurred, "you can mind talk." She tilted her head and stared at Link.

"Wa?"

"You can talk with your mind instead of your mouth, like Mister Sunshine over there." He gestured to Mewtwo, who was still staying a fair distance away from Ashley. "Just be careful about your thoughts, I'm sure we all wanted to know that Jonny is so hot." He heightened the pitch of his voice as he said the last part and everyone exploded in laughter. The human turned horse blushed heavily and walked out of the room. Ryan's laughter was replaced with a look of guilt as he watched her leave. I was too busy laughing to really notice anything, but I could tell plain as day that both of them were not very happy.

LATE THAT NIGHT

ALECIA'S POV

Today was by far the worst day ever. First I wake up as a god danm horse, then Laura and Ashley turn into mutants, now everyone can hear my thoughts! I can't play gutair anymore; I can't go to the mall or hang out with friends, I can't do anything anymore! My life, as of this moment, sucks. I sat in the back yard, staring up at the stars, trying to hold back tears as I said good-bye to my social life. Everyone else was inside, most likely partying; though what they're celebrating I have yet to figure out. "What are ya doin' out here?" I turned to the deck to see Ryan, with a lampshade over his head and a hockey stick in his left hand. "The party's inside, come on in!" I turned away, not wanting him to see me in such a state.

"No thanks," I murmured, "I don't feel like partying." He swiftly removed the lampshade and tossed away the hockey stick (shortly afterwards Laura could be heard swearing). Then raced down and sat beside me. He put his arm around my shoulder and held me.

"Tell me what's wrong." This was so bizarre. Ryan was actually being a nice guy. Well I'm sure he really is a nice guy, he just doesn't show it much.

"It's just…I hate myself." More tears forced their way out, even with all the defense I put up.

"Why? You're too cool to hate."

"No, not like that, it's just…this form of me. I mean, I'm not human, I'm a freak."

"No you're…"

"LOOK AT ME!" I yelled, the flames on my back flaring with anger. "I'm not human! I'm a god danm mutant! Are you some kind of moron? Read my thoughts; I-AM-A-FREAK!" My anger turned to tears now, as if I hadn't cried enough. He pulled me closer.

"Shhh, it's ok," He began rocking me like a mother would child. "you can cry here, no one will see, we're all alone." I was completely lost. One moment he's got a lampshade on, the next he's acting like Mr. Sensitivity. As much as I liked this, I was totally bewildered. "Sorry to interrupt the cute Kodak moment here but let me ask, how come I'm not catching on fire right now?"

"Right, I forgot to mention it." You would forget too after all that's happened. "Artimus told me that ponytas don't burn those they trust." For once, he looked surprised. Not the 'OMG' sort of surprised, the 'amused' sort of surprised.

"So…you, trust me?" I nodded shyly. "So…what could he have meant by 'trust'?" He was just being stupid now. What else could trust mean? "Maybe 'trust' could mean…'love'?" Now, he was just being border line retarded. I'll admit, Ryan was a nice guy, he had a good sense of humor, was really sweet, and not half bad looking, but I did not love him in any way, shape or form of the word. 'Like' was much more suited to describing my feelings towards him. Then I remembered what he told me earlier. The words were still ringing in my head, like an annoying song, stuck, making me unable to think about anything else. His exact words were, "I'd still ask you out." It came as a total shock that he still likes me, that he'd still go out with me, date me, use cheesy pick up lines on me, even though I'm not human.

"I wouldn't use that strong a word, but…ya, I like you." We continued to blush as I lay curled up in his arms. We just stayed like this for the longest time, staring up at the stars…though mostly each other.

NORMAL POV

All while this tender moment was taking place, a figure watched them. She did nothing to disturb them, only to watch for her own amusement. "Hehehe." She chuckled, "Let us see how you like it." After silently declaring those words, the shadowed figure pulled out a video camera, but it wasn't just any camera. It was a camera with the words "I'm Gonna Sell This on eBay" on the side in crayon.

KawaiiGameFreak:To my not so almighty cowriters…IT'S FINISHED! STOP ASKING ME!...anyway...I hope that wasn't too confusing for anyone. I might be doing a .5 chapter if I get enough requests or 'What the crap happened?' reviews. Of course it may take a while due to all the assignments from school and getting Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team soon. Ja ne!