KawaiiGameFreak: Sorry I've been so busy. School's started and all that crap. I will do my very best to update once a month until this story and Origins are done. This chapter and the last chapter of the fic will be the longest two chapters that I've ever wrote so be patient. Plus I'm still trying to figure out an epilogue for this fic. All that aside, enjoy! (Super Smash Brothers Brawl comes out December 3rd W00T!)

"Well we know I'm going away and how I wish, I wish it weren't so. So take this wine, and drink with me. Let's delay our misery."-Eagle Eye Cherry, 'Save Tonight'

Chapter 16: The Effects of Spiked Lime Kool-Aid on the Mind

SAKURA'S POV

"What the hell are you doing? Don't put that crap on my eyelids! Put down the pantyhose! Where are you sticking that? HELP ME!" Were just a few of the many cried we heard from the bathroom. Mica, Peach, Ashley and their victim, Laura, had been in the bathroom for the past forty five minutes trying to get her dressed up for the formal street party; which is a bit of an oxymoron now that I think about it. "Let me go! You all are are effing crazy you know that, right? Get me the BEEP outta here!"

"Dear sweet Nayru, it sounds like they're putting her through extreme torture."

"For someone like her," Ryan chuckled, ", this IS extreme torture." We were all dressed up and just waiting for the rest to finish. Most of the men were wearing black tuxedos for a laugh. Meta Knight wasn't dressed up, claiming his armor was good enough to wear. Thunders, Kirby and Artmus (against his will) were wearing little black bow ties. Mew wore a little red bow on her left ear and a red ribbon around her tail. Ashley was wearing a very strange dress that looked like something out of a medieval story book. It was made of black, almost velvety material with red from the wrist down. She even found a way to wear something called a corset (it was a mystery where she managed to get the ensemble in the first place). Alecia was wearing a very simplistic black dress, which came up to her knees and was covered in white spots. She also wore a red belt around her waist with a black rose in the center. Mica wore a very cute pink dress with little gold sequins all over to and a pink ribbon around the waist tied to a bow on the side. Peach simply wore her normal pink dress. As for myself, I had picked out a purple kimono with picture of clouds and flying cranes about it. I would have liked to wear something more Western, but it is my favorite. Everyone looked fantastic and I'm sure Laura would be no surprise. Everyone waited by the bathroom door for the victim to come out. The screaming did die down in a moment and soon it was quiet.

"What? I'm not going out there. Looking like this? Are you insane? No. No no no! What are you doing? HEY! HEY! LET GO OF ME YOU…HEY!" The door flew open and Laura fell out of the room face first. The door slammed shut as she slammed onto the floor. She immediately got up and started pounding at the door. "LET ME BACK IN! I HATE YOU PEOPLE! LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME…huh?" She stopped pounding at the door as Mewtwo put a hand on her shoulder. She turned slowly, keeping her head bowed (probably to hide whatever make-up she was wearing). Anyone could tell she was embarrassed, but she looked amazing. She was wearing a night blue dress covered in sparkles. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail with at least half a dozen scrunchies and clips. Her right bang was also pinned back with a stripped, multicolored clip. She wore the moon around her neck and a bracelet made of stars on her wrist. The way her feet sounded when they hit the floor gave away that she was wearing high heels (I couldn't tell for sure since her dress covered her feet). Even though she looked amazing, she still refused to make eye contact with anyone and no one was really saying anything. She was scared. She had never looked like this before in her life and we all knew it. She knew none of us would laugh at her, but still, I would be scared if I was in her shoes. She was fidgeting like crazy, I could hear her stuttered breath, she wasn't crying but she was still scared to death.

"You look beautiful." Mewtwo finally broke the nervous silence, which made Laura finally look up. You could hardly tell she was wearing make up. There was a small amount of blush and eye liner but that was about it. Still, this was completely alien to her so it must fell like she's caked in it.

"Seriously?" She asked in a quiet voice. "You aren't just saying that are you?"

"No, we'd tell you if you were ugly." I jabbed Ryan in the arm for that.

"Shhh." We all laughed a bit, even the scared girl dressed like the night sky. Laura looked almost in tears as she wrapped her arms around her boyfriend. He hugged her back and smiled; yet another Kodak moment for them. Suddenly the door flew open to interrupt the happy moment. That was always happening. It was almost like someone was saying that they shouldn't be together, but I don't think they listened or cared.

"Don't start crying now." Peach ordered. "You'll ruin your make-up." She laughed a bit, muttering "Fine, whatever" under her breath. Everyone gathered on the deck. The party was in full swing. Music was playing; people were dancing and having a good time.

"You realize we can't just walk down there, right?"

"What do you mean? Why can't we?" Ryan questioned.

"Incase you haven't noticed, most of us aren't human. The whole place would freak out." Alecia did have a point.

"What about when they came last time?" Mica asked, 'They' referring to the Smashers.

"I kept them pretty secret, though when people finally wised up they freaked out. But I'm sure most people here remember that they're cool." It was still sketchy in my perspective. If I saw people who by laws of science shouldn't be there I'd have a heart attack. "Though I don't want to go down there myself."

"Why?"

"Why the hell do you think? I'm wearing a freakin' dress!"

"Why do you hate them so much? Dresses I mean." Link asked.

"Cuz I do, that's why!" No one really understood her logic, but as she says "Do not question my sense of logic, for I have none." "I'm not going down there until someone else does first."

"We'll go down first." Link volunteered. "We're the most human looking."

"Fine, you go down and tell them the Smashers…or at least a few of them are back, kay?" He nodded and, with Peach on his arm, calmly walked down to the cul-de-sac. No one noticed him going down. "How long tell the fangirls rape him and steal his wallet?"

"I give 'um five minutes."

"I give him thirty seconds." We all eagerly watched and waited.

"Ladies and gentlemen…"

"HOLY SHIT! IT'S LINK!" The music stopped and the crowd of fangirls swarmed around Link. But Peach was already whipping out her golf club.

"Back off! He's mine!" I don't think I've ever heard that many disappointed women at once.

"HOLY SHIT! IT'S PEACH!" Now the male population of the party was swarming.

"Will you all just leave us alone for two seconds so we can say something?" A silence fell.

"I LOVE YOU LINK!" Shouted a random fangirl.

"…ignoring you…what I was trying to say before I got so rudely interrupted was that…ladies and gentlemen…some of us have returned to your world for a short time and while we are here we'd like to have some fun. So without farther adieu…let me introduce…the couple of the evening…Laura and…"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" The afore mentioned yelled. Everyone turned towards her, causing her to hide behind Mewtwo.

"I just thought you'd like the attention."

"What the hell made you think that?"

"You aren't ashamed of your boyfriend, are you?"

"HELL NO! Are you on drugs or something? Why would I be ashamed of someone as amazing as Mewtwo?" A resounding gasp was heard through the crowd. I could almost see Link smirking. He knew exactly what buttons to push to get her to say what he wanted said. Laura was now a deep shad of red, realizing what she just said. I would have expected her to start crying now, but she didn't. She said something that made everyone take a small step back. "Y-yeah, tha-that's right, Mewtwo. My boyfriend is Mewtwo, and ya know what? I don't care. I love Mewtwo and I don't give a damn who knows it!" Now both were blushing wildly. I think that was the bravest thing I've ever seen her do. She turned to her boyfriend and smiled. "I meant every word." Both just looked into the other's eyes before embracing each other in a passionate kiss. The crowd was now cheering and whooping for the happy couple.

"Get a room!" Ryan immaturely yelled. Laura quickly pulled away and flipped Ryan off.

"At least I'm getting some." Needless to say, Ryan shut up.

"Come on! We can make fun of Ryan's inability to get laid later. Let's party!" On Link's cue everyone ran down off the deck and into the streets, Laura clutching Mewtwo's hand for dear life.

NORMAL POV

Everyone was gathered at the portal fields and were awaiting orders from Ness. "Ok people, we all know what we're here for, we're here to rescue our fellow Smasher's from the clutches of the Queen of the Warpos. Some of you may not make it back with your souls intact, but to save lives, it's worth it." Everyone was still a little skeptical about his plan.

"Are you sure the people of Earth won't freak out when we show up?" Pit asked.

"They didn't freak out too badly last time. So they should be used to us by now." They nodded in agreement, still not fully convinced of his plan. "Now, soon as I push this button the stone portal will open and we can go to the world of Earth. Gee, I wonder why the main button's pink." He chuckled at the idea of such a hero being an item with such a ditz. "Here we go people!" The physic boy slammed the main button and the wires that surrounded the portal sparked to life. The doors slowly opened to reveal a great swirl of color. "Strange, it's not as loud as…" BANG "…never mind." The Smashers were all in awe. There were so many colors, that it would take infinity to count them all. "Well what are you waiting for? GO!" A stampede of fighters raced through the portal with their self appointed 'leader' Ness following close behind. When everyone was through the portal, it shut behind them.

The room was the same as before. Beige walls, a desk in one corner with a spinning chair in front of it, two bean bag chairs in front of the TV they just emerged from, but there was one thing different. Instead of a black cube beneath the TV, a white rectangular box sat there. There were no controllers coming from it like the black cube, and no cover to open and insert discs. There was instead a slot on the side and a strange remote on the desk that matched the color of the rectangle. "Ok…any idea what that is?" No response. "Anywho, let's set out on the rescue!" He ran out of the crowded room and headed upstairs. "How we managed to live here I'll never understand." He muttered as he raced into the kitchen.

"How do we know they're even here?" Falcon asked. "For all we know they could be hours away."

"Check the rooms." Ness ordered. Groups of people went into different rooms and came back with the same reaction.

"Nothing in this room."

"Empty here."

"No one in sight."

"This is odd." The physic child pondered. "Everything looks like it hasn't been touched and some stuff I don't even recognize." The sheets on the beds were still made neatly, the appliances were all cold and there was a small amount of dust of everything. The house itself hadn't changed that much, but there was some different furniture and some walls were a different color. It was just too much change for just four months. Something was up.

"Look outside." Fox gestured to the large glass door that connected the dinning room to the patio. From there the Smashers could see a mass of people dancing and drinking and having a great big riot. "Humans are social animals by nature, so it would be…"

"PARTY!" Falcon, Marth, Roy and Falco all ran outside and onto the deck before Zelda stopped them.

"Are you mad? We can't just go down there! We have to make an entry. We have to look somewhat classy. Look down; everyone is wearing formal clothing so we must act formal if we wish to be civilized." The group of fighters stopped for a moment.

"Yeah…" Fox slurred. "…STREET PARTY!"

"PARTY!" Everybody stampeded past Zelda and into the biggest part of the party, right in the middle of the cul-de-sac. Zelda was about to get up and dust herself of when Pichu jumped on her head and on to the party.

"These people are barbarians." The Hylain princess yelled at no one. "Seriously? A little respect for royalty would be nice. I'm mean I run a flaming kingdom, they could at least be so polite as to not run me over. Come on, I think…" Unfortunately, no one really cared what Zelda thought.

LAURA'S POV

If there are three words in the English language to best describe me, they would be: scared, to, death. I will not lie, I am constantly scared. I'm scared that someone will hurt me, that someone will laugh at me, make fun of me, ignore me, betray me, leave me and so on. I am just about the least brave person on the planet. I can't fully trust anyone with a secret (save Sakura and Mewtwo) because I'm so scared that they might tell it to someone and laugh at me behind my back. I'm scared to admit when I like someone. When Ryan asked if I liked someone, I made up a story about some guy from Wyoming that I met over Neopets because I was so scared to tell him who I really liked. Knowing how scared I am, how in the hell did I manage to say what I just said about two minutes ago? I could not believe it. No matter how many times I play what happened in my head, I still think I was possessed by someone a hell of a lot braver then me. I guess I needed to do something like that before I left. It was kinda fun being brave; not to mention my bishie-kun looks so cute when he blushes.

Now I had the excat opposite of what I wanted, attention. I was still a little uncomfortable about everyone talking to me about Mewtwo. The funny thing was that most of the people who were talking to me were people who picked on me in school. This was hilarious. All I had to do was become a video game character's girlfriend and everyone starts treating you like a human being. I loved how they tried to be my bestest buddy after picking on me, calling me fat ass, stealing my writing folder and posting it on the bulletin board, making me go into the lunch mosh pit to get them chips and bars, begging me for my homework, yanking my ponytail and alike. I guess now that I have a boyfriend that could kill you at will; they want to get on my good side. It was like holding the remote to a doomsday device. They were like "Please don't smite me for treating you like crap over your entire school life. I'll beg and plead and do whatever you want. Just forgive me." and I was like "I'll be kind to you since you beg so well. When I take over the world you will die first." Hehe, that would be cool. Even though my mind was elsewhere I was still humming the words to the song now blasting over the speakers. "I'm feelin' alive all over again, as deep as the sky, under my skin. Like being in love, she said, for the first time. Well maybe I'm…"

"Hello Laura? Earth to Laura, are you there?"

"Huh? Wa?" I was snapped out of my 'world domination' fantasy by Mewtwo's hand waving in front of my face. He was still blushing a bit. "Oh sorry about that. I was just…" I decided not to mention the whole 'doomsday device' thing. "You wanted to ask me something?" He did look like he wanted to say something but, was just a little nervous to.

"Um yes…I was just um…I-I um…meyoudanceplease?" I couldn't help but giggle a bit. He was hopeless at romance and he knew it.

"I'd love to dance with you." I was just about to head out and dance, when I felt something. It was almost like a rumble coming from underneath me. "The hell?" The music stopped and everyone stood in place. A few drinks fell over and some balloons popped.

"Is that an earthquake?" Meta Knight (who had kept quiet the entire time) questioned.

"In Newfoundland? No, but if it's not an earthquake then…" I turned towards my house. "Oh…my…god…you don't think…?"

"Think what?" Before I could respond, something happened.

"PARTY!" They came back.

That's right. "STREET PARTY!" The Smashers came back.

In a matter of moments a mob of anthros, swordsmen, gun slingers, racers and assorted other fighters poured out into the streets. Naturally the humans moved out of the way, but the rest of us stayed put. Well, almost all of us.

"OMG!" I forgot the fact that most of them hated me and started randomly hugging whoever was closest. "Falco, even though you're an idiot I missed you! Pichu, even though you woke me up at five in the morning I missed you! Falcon…nevermind. Ness, you annoying little retard, I missed you! I missed everyone one of you weirdoes!"

"Who are you?" Ness managed to say as I bear hugged him.

"Huh? Don't you recognize me?" Not one of them responded.

"Well you do kinda remind me of Laura…"

"Yay!" I thought, "They remember me."

"…but you're wearing a dress which really throws me off." I paused for a moment. I'd almost forgotten about the whole dress thing. I was having too much fun.

"…THEY MADE ME!" I pointed to Ashley, Peach and Mica who were giggling wildly at the mention. "Anyway, besides the fact that I'm in a dress, I am Laura, the over hyper, over weight, over swear happy kid that drove you all crazy four years ago. Any way I can prove it?" Everyone was still skeptical. "Fine then…A HUNDRED BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL…"

"We get it." Now I remember why I loved hanging around these people.

"Awesome! Oh! Before we get this party really underway, I'd like to introduce you to some of my friends, both new and old. This is Ryan, Sakura, Mica, Alecia and Ashley." Everyone waved happily at the Smashers, except Sakura, who just shyly smiled in their direction. "As I was saying…" I noticed someone in the crowd of fighters. He was clad in a toga, and looked a bit like the lovechild of Roy and Sora from Kingdom Hearts. A golden crown of leaves adorned his head and he carried a quiver on his back. "Hi Pit!" Everyone turned to him. "You're a new Smasher I see. Cool, nice to meet ya." I shook the confused angel's hand and stopped for a second. "Hmm…" I walked around him and studied him.

"Um, what are you…"

"Your wings looks just like mine."

"WAH?" The fighters were kind of confused by my comment. I didn't even really realize what I said.

"Ya, they do, except mine are blue-ish and…" I turned back-to-back with Pit. "…yup, mine are slightly bigger."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Oh riiight, you don't know yet. Yet another thing I completely forgot about." I turned to Mewtwo. "Should I tell them, or you wanna wait?"

"Whatever you want to do."

"Huh? What does he have to do with it?" I chuckled a bit. It's fun knowing things that few people do. It made me feel smart, or at least smarter then my friends.

"More things I kept forgetting about. Jez, I'm going crazy…er. I assume you never heard what I said a few minutes ago so I'll tell you. But first…" I quickly checked the back of my dress. The back was just low enough to see the wings on my tattoo, so I figured it was safe. I closed my eyes and focused. I was a little worried about showing my true self in front of all these people, but so much has been said already said that it wouldn't matter much. I could hear whispers and gasps and "HOLY CRAP" s. Slowly the white glow around me faded and my true form was revealed. My wings just stuck out from the back of my dress and my tail only poked out from underneath me. You could just see my feet which had completely destroyed my heels and all the clips and scrunchies that kept my hair together fell to the ground. I opened my eyes to see a group of fighters that nearly crapped their pants. "Ta da!" I threw my arms up. "This is the real me! Aren't I sexy?"

"Yes."

"Shut up Falcon." Samus slammed the back of his head with her cannon. "Though none of us have a sweet clue what the hell is happening or why you look like Mewtwo we're going to enjoy the party." She pressed a button on her power suit, dissolving it into a chip and leaving her in her skin tight blue Zero Suit. "That's better, now…"

"Holy shit, you're a blond?" Yet another stupid comment from Falcon.

"See?" Samus smirked. "Not all blonds are dumb." She turned around, only to have her face in a conveniently placed stop sign.

"…ummm…that was random. Hey! I've got an idea! Alecia! Ashley! You guys wanna…"

"No." Alecia interrupted. "I'm not changing forms. I'll look ridiculous plus I'll burn my dress." I was about to turn to Ashley but she already shifted into her beast form. Needless to say, even more people crapped their pants. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Enjoying the party!" She walked over to the buffet table, clearing the area. "Hey, this has its advantages." She scarfed down a good portion of the food before Falco pushed her away and they got into a fist fight.

"Haha! See?" Ness grinned. "I told ya she wasn't human! You owe me five bucks." Popo sourly handed him over a five dollar bill. This was perfect; it was just like old times. All we needed now was Easy-Mac and my old trumpet.

"Now, I'm sure you all are wondering a lot of things and I will explain all this in due time, but first…" I calmly walked over to Mewtwo and smirked. "You wanted to dance?" I'm not sure how one person could blush so much, but he managed to. "Hehe, don't be embarrassed. You aren't ashamed of your girlfriend are you?" I bet no one saw that coming. I paused a moment, waiting for their reactions.

"WHEN THE HELL WAS THIS?" Roy shouted. "I mean…how…why…I thought you hated each other?"

"I suppose I did torment him a while ago, but I've changed…well no duh. Let's not dive any farther into my personal life…" I faced the 'normal' crowd. "…let the Grandfalls-Windsor End of Summer Street Party begin!" Everyone cheered and went along to enjoy the party. "Now…where were we? Ah yes." I grabbed my kitty by the arm and dragged him into the center of the cul-de-sac, aka the dance floor. "Don't worry, I can't dance either." I blushed a bit. I think this will be the most fun I'll ever have in a dress and, considering who's speaking here, that says something.

SAKURA'S POV

"So these are the Smashers." I thought to myself. "How did she survive?" Everyone was running wild, dancing, drinking, singing and just being random. It was impossible to tell that this was a formal affair unless you saw what people were wearing. Most of the Smashers weren't talking to me except for Meta Knight.

"Fangirls get so annoying." The armor clad fighter mused. "No matter what I say, if I say it with a Spanish accent, the ladies swoon. Watch." He whistled over a small group of women. "Tengo una lengüeta de doce pulgadas y respiro a través de mis oídos." He spoke coolly while laying on a thick accent.

"OMG SMEXI ALERT!" And all of them fainted.

"What did you just say?"

"I have a twelve inch tongue and I breathe through my ears." I chuckled a little. Most of the Smashers had a decent sense of humor, even those you wouldn't expect to.

The party was booming with activity, yet I was on the sidelines doing nothing. Not that I wanted attention or anything like that, it's just, I wanted someone to dance with. If someone asks you to dance that means they like you, at least that's what Laura told me. If no one asks me to dance does that mean no one likes me? Or am I not pretty enough? Or maybe what I'm wearing, or what I look like. How many naturally red-haired Asians exist? Not very many I gather. Yet no matter my worries, I still wanted to dance with someone. I didn't want to ask someone, I've always thought the male asks to dance so it might seem weird if I asked a guy. Not to mention I was too nervous to ever ask someone. I wasn't jealous of all the couples I saw, I just wanted a chance to find someone I might like.

"Hey Sakura!"

"Huh?" Laura snapped me out of my thoughts. "Oh hello Laura-san." She had changed back to her human self.

"No need to be so formal, even if this is one." She hated me calling her 'san' but it was a force of habit for me. "Mewtwo's off being a loner if that's what you're wondering." She could read my mind so easily, though it was only natural since we were such close friends. "Something wrong?"

"Um…no, nothing's wrong." It was pointless to try and lie to her. She could tell when someone was trying to hide something.

"Tell me Sakura." She sounded like a mother attempting to pull the truth from a young child. "Something's wrong, tell me, I won't get mad or tell anyone." She knew every way to get me to talk. I had used all the same to get her to tell me her secrets.

"It's just…I want someone to dance with…but I just…"

"Chill Sakura, I'm sure you'll find a guy you like." Her confidence in me was almost unreal. "What about Meta Knight? I mean, I saw you talking to him and he seems like a nice enough person."

"Yes, I suppose he is nice enough but…well…" I gestured a few meters in front of me where Meta Knight was courting another lady.

"So, how long have you been involved with this tournament?"

"Jigglypuff!"

"…you've got to be kidding me. I've written some weird ships in the past but still…" She turned back to me. "Don't worry, I'm sure a nice guy will come your way and whisk you off you feet. In the meantime, at least mingle a bit, will ya?" I nodded knowing full well it would be hard. "Awesome! Now if you excuse me, I need to go check on my 'emergency flavoring'. Ja!" She ran off towards the buffet table. The 'emergency flavoring' she mentioned was a 6-pack of beer she always requested to be put under the table before a party. She said it was incase the party got boring and she needed to 'liven it up'. She ripped the labels off the bottles and put them in a cardboard box marked "Flavoring. Do not touch" so no one would get suspicious. Knowing Ryan and a few others, putting the phrase "Do not touch" on something was asking for it to be touched. "WHO THE HELL TOUCHED MY BEER?" The party quieted. "Someone emptied all my beer! Which one of you was it?" No one said a word. "When I find out who it was they're getting a swift kick in the arse!" I stopped yelling. "…carry on." Still nervous the party kicked back up. "Now I'm pissed."

"Is she always like this?" I heard Marth ask Mewtwo.

LAURA'S POV

"YES!" I yelled in his face scaring him a slight. "I'm always like this! I'm so hyper! I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom, doom doom doomy doomy doomy doom doom…" I pitched forward, being careful not to break my nose. "Hi floor! Make me a samich!" I closed my eyes and stuck out my tongue.

"The hell was that?"

"I think she's suffering from alcohol withdraw." Mewtwo knelt down and picked me up bridal style. "She needs to rest. I'll take her inside." I tried not to smile in fangirlish joy as he carried me away from the party. Now I could go inside, get some Cors Lite and resume my normal drunken stupor. I resisted the urge to giggle at the fact that he was falling for it. "I'm not falling for it."

"Damn. But I was doing such a good job."

"If you wanted to leave the party so badly you should've just said so."

"But that's not as fun." He just stared. "You're not going to figure me out so you shouldn't try so hard, you might hurt your brain." He slyly chuckled. It was fun messing with people, especially smart people. "Maybe now the party can be a little more entertaining."

NORMAL POV

After the couple left, the party fell into utter chaos. Apparently, Fox and Falco had found the 'emergency flavoring' and thought that it in fact was flavoring, so they poured it, all six bottles of it, into the punch bowl. Now everyone, human and non human, legal or not, was drunk. Ashley and Link were in their wolf forms and were now chasing each others' tails while an annoyed imp hung off Link's ears trying to slow him down. "What is wrong with you? Stupid mutt! Slow down! Heel! Something!" All while this was taking place, Thunders was swimming happily in the punch bowl…or at least he thought he was. He was actually doing the backstroke in the chip bowl.

"Lalala…the punch is niiiiiiiice. Feels crunchy though…but who cares? Lalalala…" Mica, on the other hand, was swimming in the punch bowl. Marth was singing karaoke with Roy, though it was never the same song for more then ten seconds. Alecia had changed forms and was break dancing in the middle of the street (how a horse could break dance was anyone's guess). Pichu was repeatedly running into a wall while Kirby and Jigglypuff were counting backwards from Tuesday. Pit's wings were duck taped together by Yoshi, but he hadn't noticed yet so he kept climbing to the roof, jumping off and repeating. Samus had jumped off the patio rail into the pool, if the pool was set up, that is. She simply jumped into the dirt circle and started running around flapping her arms yelling "FOR THE EMPIRE!" before collapsing and muttering "Screw the empire!" Falcon, Ness and the Ice Climbers, who had gotten some mattresses from the surrounding houses by bizarre means, had set up a mattress surfing course on the driveway. Fox was on the roof preparing to zip across the party on the streamers.

"Check this out peoplez!" He readied his signature move and sped across. "My ninja skillz kick AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Needless to say the streamer broke and Fox plummeted to Earth. Falco was shooting balloons with his laser causing minor explosions and singing "Ooooooh…zeeky boogy doog! Zeeky boogy doog! Zeeky boogy doog…!" Peach had been playing whack-a-mole with imaginary moles, which turned out to be other party goers who were getting hit in the head over and over again with a frying pan. Ryan had started a food fight with Zelda but they ran out of food so they started throwing balloons, forks, chairs, clothing, a boombox, other people, bowls instant ramen, dogs, a Super Nintendo, iPods, shoes, yaoi fan comics, stuffed toys; the list really goes on a bit. Mew and Artimus were playing strip poker; both were losing badly. Sakura was doing the robot (rather well actually). Meta Knight was proclaiming that all toasters must die. Mario was painting the side of the house with Cheese-Whiz while Luigi was flirting with a mailbox. All this, and the DJ was now playing all the songs backwards. To say the least, it looked like something out of a bad humor fan fiction.

LAURA'S POV

"Finally," I thought aloud. "Now that I'm all drunk up, we can get this party started!"

"I don't know what your obsession with alcohol is but it's very bad for you. It kills brain cells and rots your liver."

"But I have awesome healing powers, remember? I waved off third degree burns in a week or less! I don't need to worry 'bout that. Besides, it's a party! Live a little. We deserve to be insane at least for a while." I walked out the patio door…into complete and utter chaos. People were jumping off the roof, yelling all sorts of things, dancing every sort of way and the music was something out of the Twilight Zone. "Mewtwo, do you see all this?"

"Unfortunately, yes."

"Good…gimmie more beer."

"Why?"

"I need to try and make this look normal."


KawaiiGameFreak:…what…the hell…was that?

Link: That was the result of writing while hyper.

KGF: Like the title said, that was the effect of spiked lime kool-aid on the mind. Anyway, next chapter will be even longer then this, more emotion, more tears, more romance, more character bashing; this is the end of a series. I feel almost empty inside. I've spent the better part of three years writing this and now, it's almost over. I'll still have Origins and maybe a spin off of No Boundaries (upon request) plus a couple one-shots. Still, I'll miss this fic. But there's still the all important final chapter to write, plus the epilogue. Expect a wait…

Link: Like that's unusual.

KGF: Oh be quiet! Ja ne.