CHAPTER 6

Things weren't going well for Terry and Ruby. Gold and Silver had finally made their way upstairs to where Ruby and Terry were. The upstairs of the pokemon center was a dead end with a window being the only exit besides the stairs.

"Gary, I've had enough of these guys. We both have pokemon right? Let's kick their asses!" Ruby suggested.

"It's Terry and that's the first good idea you had all day. We challenge you to a double battle!"

"We accept!" Gold and Silver said at the same time.

"GO BLAZE!" Ruby shouted releasing his Torchic.

"Go Leviticus!" Terry said releasing the stolen Mudkip.

"What the hell's a Leviticus?" Ruby asked getting distracted once again.

"What? Leviticus is my father's name!"

"Could you at least name that thing right? Couldn't you have picked something good like me instead of Lepissacus over there?"

"Leviticus! And how dare you criticize me when your pokemon's name is a cliché!"

"What do you mean?"

"Every fire starter that's ever been in a fanfic has been named Pyro, Blaze or Flame! You're just adding to the stereotype you filthy- DUCK!"

"What's a duck?"

"Get your retarded ass down!" Terry shoved Ruby to the ground as Mange and Scurvy sent a Fire Blast and Thunder attack at them both. "Let's focus for three seconds and- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Ruby rushed up to Blaze and kicked him like a small orange football.

"Blaze! Flaming Nut Smash maneuver!" Ruby ordered. Blaze started spinning in midair. It looked like it actually was a spinning fireball. It soared over Mange and Scurvy and hit Silver right in the-."

"My zeroes and one!" Silver collapsed while holding- do I need to say where?

"HA! How do YOU like getting hit in the nuts bitch?" Gold taunted at his brother. Terry was awestruck over what just happened. His mouth practically dropped to the floor.

"What are you doing butthole?" Ruby asked. "Attack now while they're distracted stupid!" Terry went back to reality and mentally smacked himself in the face. For once he was being the stupid one.

"Hydro Pump!" Leviticus just stared at him confusedly. Instead it lifted its leg and pissed on his shoe. "Eww! What-a the fuck?" Terry lost his temper and kicked the Mudkip away just Ruby did with Blaze. Scurvy caught it in midair. It used Thundershock on it before tossing it back.

"Damn! Leviticus get back in there! Use-a scratch!" Leviticus got confused again and pissed on him again. "GAAAAAAAAH!" Ruby got fed up with Terry's incompetence and pushed him aside. "What was that for?"

"Dude, you suck! I've got enough skill for the both of us so just stay out of the way! GO SHED!" Ruby released a Shedinja to take Leviticus' place. "Shed use Shadow Ball! Blaze use ember!"

"Fire Blast!" Silver ordered of Mange.

"Thunder!" Gold ordered.

"ENOUGH!" A familiar voice from up above said. Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing to see where the voice came from. Somehow, Sapphire and Pancakes had woken up and climbed onto the ceiling rafters without being detected.

"You electrocute me; reduce a Nurse Joy to ashes and then tried to go after my hunt? BROTHERS! YOUR ASSES ARE MINE!"

"Take it easy Saph! We were just trying to bring you home, that's all. Don't do anything you'll regret!" Silver said trying to calm her down. Sapphire ignored him and pulled a green disc out of her pocket. She placed it on Pancakes' forehead and after a few seconds it disappeared into Pancakes' skin.

"SOLARBEAM!" She grabbed Pancakes by the neck again. She pulled on its tail and forced it to do the attack. Before they could run away all four boys were engulfed by the green beam of light. The pokemon center, which was already looking like swiss cheese, was being torn apart right through the center from the Solarbeam.

"Isn't it fun to watch as you destroy your enemies Pancakes?" Pancakes didn't answer. Somehow it obtained a box of popcorn and was watching the scene with sheer delight. The two of them were interrupted by two red and blue dragon-like pokemon crashing through the window. "What the hell?"

Two red and blue pokemon scooped the now unconscious Ruby and Terry out of the way of the Solarbeam, leaving Gold, Silver, Mange and Scurvy to get swallowed up by the rest of the attack. They then carried them out of the window and safely back onto the ground outside.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing? Those are my idiots!" The blue one overheard her and used Hyper Beam to shoot down the rafter Sapphire was sitting on, leaving her and Pancakes to fall down the same hole they created. "Damn irony!" Sapphire cursed just before hitting the ground...

A few hours later...

Sapphire woke up feeling extremely light headed and covered in ceiling plaster. Pancakes was on the ground next to her, knocked out but not dead.

"Thank God that I inherited Dad's powerful resilience... HA! Take that you stupid dragon thingy!" She said making a fist in the air. "I don't die that easily! I'm the freakin' main character bitch! Who's the head bitch in charge? ME! Huh..." She looked out of the window to see that the police had gathered around the now demolished Pokemon Center. "Oh snap! If they find me then I'm the one going to jail!" She returned Pancakes back to its ball and started climbing over the rubble to get to the back door. She completely forgot that her brothers were somewhere under the debris. Instead of a back door she just climbed out of a hole Gold and Silver made earlier. Ruby and Terry were lying on the ground, still unconscious.

"Wake up!" She kicked both of them in the sides of their heads.

"OW!" The boys said at the same time.

"Oh crap... not you again..." Ruby complained dazedly. "Why can't you just leave us alone?"

"Damn... what-a the hell happened?" Terry asked. "All I remember is getting hit-a by that Solarbeam..."

"Me too..." Ruby said. Sapphire then came up with a fiendish idea.

"I'm the one who saved you two. I pushed you guys out the window where you fell unconscious out here!" Saph lied.

"Why would you save us? Terry questioned. "Weren't you, and I quote, 'gonna tie us-a up, rape us and then turn us into the police'?"

"DON'T ASK QUESTIONS?!" The feds will get us all if we don't hurry! And since you owe me your lives, you two are now my new monkey slaves!" Sapphire was trying to trick them into coming with her.

"What's a monkey?" Ruby asked.

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!? We go, NOW!" Without another word they all headed for the exit to Oldale Town. The world's most retarded alliance had just been born...

STORY CHANGE: Golden Chapters

Just like Sapphire, Gold had their father's incredible resilience. After all, he technically was their father. He wiped the debris off of his clothes. He started sifting through the rubble for any sign of Silver. He eventually found him but it was clear to Gold that he was dead.

"NO! WHY MUST THE EVIL DIE YOUNG!?" Gold began to weep over his brother but was stopped when Silver's hand came out from the garbage and pimp slapped him across the face.

"Team GS doesn't die that easy..." Silver said in rusty whisper.

"Let's kick ass..."

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The end of this chapter is the start of the real story. Everything leading up to this moment was almost like a prologue until now. I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh yeah! The threat! Review or suffer! Bye for now!