CHAPTER 10

"No need to run friends!" Ruby said confidently. They actually had every reason to run. Terry's psychotic older sister was gonna murder each of them with her Flygon, Claydol and Cacturne. "You know why? Because when I shove a pen up my butt, I become..." He dropped his pants and... seriously, do I have to say it? "LASER TESTICLE MAN!" Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at Ruby as if he were insane... which he is.

"Oh man... he is soooooooooo dead..." Sapphire said fearing for Ruby's safety. Terry tapped her on the shoulder.

"I suggest we go-a on my idea from last chapter and run for our freakin' lives. Agreed?"

"Agreed. RUN!" Sapphire and Terry made a break for it and left Ruby behind them.

"HEY! Weren't you guys listening? Laser Testicle Me is gonna save the day!" Gold and Emerald were getting disgusted by Ruby's ignorance.

"Let me ask you something," Gold said.

"What?"

"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN' MIND!?"

"Quite possibly. What's your point?"

"His point is-a that do you really think shoving a pen up your butt is gonna turn you into some sort of super hero?"

"I sure as hell do!" Ruby said in a suddenly deeper voice. Suddenly, humongous, double barreled, ten foot laser cannon popped out of Ruby's pants zipper. It stared Gold and Emerald directly in the face.

"HOLY MOTHER HUMPING SISTER OF JESUS!" Gold screamed. He couldn't believe that Ruby's laser testicle nonsense was real. "THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!"

"TWIN TESTICLE TERROR BLAST!" Ruby shouted. Gold and Emerald ducked just in time. Unfortunately, the local Nurse Joy was taking an afternoon stroll at the wrong place and wrong time. The blast burned her to ashes... again.

"OH-A MY GOD! HE KILLED NURSE JOY!"

"YOU BASTARD! THAT KID'S A FREAK! RUN FOR IT!" Just like Sapphire and Terry, they ran like the freakin' dickens.

"Ah, another good deed done," Ruby said pulling the pen out of his butt. This made the laser cannon retreat back into his testicles. Seriously, I don't even understand that laser testicle thing... I'm kind of getting creeped out by own story... Let's see what Silver's doing!

STORY CHANGE: SILVER CHAPTERS

Silver woke up again and was still trapped in the cage. But now they put his cell in the middle of some sort rock type arena. A woman stood on top of a mini- mountain in front of Silver's cage.

"Are you Roxanne?"

"Yes pervert, I am."

"Why'd you people capture me?"

"I heard that you were trying to buy tampons-."

"FOR A TEAM MATE!"

"A likely story..." She leaped off the mini- mountain so she and Silver were eye level.

"I don't get it, what's so wrong about buying tampons- FOR A TEAM MATE!"

"Nothing really..."

"THEN WHY AM I HERE?!" Silver's rage was causing him to foam at the mouth.

"We feminists are conspiring to wipe out every male human in all existence... That's why we need dirty perverts like you..."

"WTF!?"

"Don't speak L33T. This isn't some kind of noob forum..."

"Why would you want to take out all men? Don't we get you aroused anymore? And don't you need us to IMPREGNATE you?"

"What you fail to understand is that all feminists are lesbians. So we'll just harvest all the sperm from you and then impregnate ourselves. And in the event that we have sons we'll just harvest their sperm and kill them later."

"Okay... besides that being the dumbest thing I've ever heard, can I say something?"

"What is it?"

"I have the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis. Would you like me to put words in your mouth?"

"YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT!" She tried punching him in the face but he stepped backwards.

"HA! Looks like I'm not the only pervert here!"

"Wh- what do you mean?"

"I saw you look down at my penis when I said that dictionary thing. I can tell you're not a lesbian, you just say you are!"

"Sh- sh- shut up! You don't know me!" Roxanne was getting scared. What Silver was saying was true.

"I don't know you but I know your type. A pretty young woman like you probably gets the Minge filled every day and likes it. You don't want people to know that you're some sort of slut so you pretend to turn to feminism to hide your insecurities. But now you're in too deep aren't you bitch? They're indirectly forcing you to eradicate anything with a penis and there's nothing you can do about it because you're THEIR FREAKIN' LEADER! Aren't you? Aren't you? AREN'T YOU!?" Roxanne sank to the floor holding her head in pain. Everything Silver just said was true but she was too afraid to admit it. Two of the feminist guards came in to the room.

"That pervert's hurting Roxanne! Get him!" One of them took out a metal pole and jabbed Silver in the face with it again.

"I'm not through with you yet bitch..." Silver said before going unconscious again.

"Watch out for him..." Roxanne said getting back up. "He knows how to manipulate the mind... Tricky bastard..."

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I'm in so much doo-doo right now. My Mom caught me on the computer! She decided to be nice and let me finish writing but tomorrow she's taking away the mouse AGAIN! But trust me... I have my ways... Silver's not the only tricky bastard around here...