CHAPTER 13

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Sapphire shrieked as I sent her back to her own world. She was jettisoned through Marie's computer screen and crashed head first into the wall. "OW! Son of a bitch!" She got up from the floor to find something horrible. Marie had somehow put Terry in a dress and tied him to a chair. She was forcing him to play in her tea party. Her Banette was still staring menacingly at anything that moved.

"Do you want some more tea Mrs. Nesbit?"

"Who-a the hell is Mrs. Nes-bitch because it-a sure as hell isn't me! And how the fuck did a blind little girl tie me up Am-a I that weak?"

"In order: You're Mrs. Nes-bitch- I mean bit- BECAUSE I SAY SO! You got tied up because I threatened to shoot you in the neck and you started crying. It was pretty easy to subdue you... And yes, you are that weak. NOW DRINK BITCH!" Marie tried shoving the entire tea pot down Terry's throat.

"OK! That does it!" Saph pushed Marie away from Terry. "He's my bitch! Let's roll up out this place Jerry!"

"TERRY!"

"Don't care! Let's bounce!" Sapphire dragged Terry by his collar and dragged him out of the room.

"Hey! You can't steal from a blind girl!"

"Apparently I can. At least you can have fun with that Banette of yours..." Sapphire said before leaving. Marie was speechless. Somehow, Sapphire guessed that she uses Banette to see. How could someone like Sapphire notice something her own father couldn't?

"Thank-a you Sapphire!" Terry said as Saph untied him. "The fresh air never smelled so sweet!"

"I am pretty awesome aren't I-?"

"HI GUYS!" They both turned to find Ruby chasing after them.

"RUBY! YOU'RE NOT DEAD!" Sapphire dropped Terry and hugged Ruby.

"OH MY GOD! IT'S RUBY AND HE'S NOT DEAD!" Ruby screamed. "HI RUBY!" Ruby broke away from Sapphire and hugged a nearby tree.

"But you're you little idiot..."

"You-a traitor..." Terry hissed at Sapphire.

"What did I do?"

"You hugged him!"

"Oh that! I just did that to steal the wallet from his back pocket. See?" Sapphire said showing the wallet to him.

"Oh... HOLY-A MOTHER HUMPING SISTER OF JESUS!" Terry shrieked. A thunderous noise came from Norman's gym. The three friends watched as the roof of the gym was blown off. Marie came floating out of the hole with thousands of ghost pokemon swirling around her.

"GIVE ME BACK MRS. NESBITCH!"

"Damn it! Can't we-a go anywhere without being chased down by the police or some-a freak?" Terry complained.

"RUN FOR IT! AGAIN!" Saph screamed as she dragged her two friends away in to the forest.

STORY CHANGE: Silver Ice

"Gold! Are you sure this was a good idea?" Somehow Gold had tricked him into riding Gold's old Pidgeot, Whirlwind, back to Hoenn. "Why didn't we ride with Crystal?"

"Where's your sense of adventure Silver? We're only twenty-seven! We've got plenty of time to worry about shit!"

"But Whirlwind's not as strong as it used to be. We might fall..." Gold bitch slapped Silver across the face.

"Don't you ever insult my pokemon! If anything, Whirlwind's even stronger! We're incapable of falling!"

"BUT WE'RE STILL CAPABLE OF CRASHING! LOOK OUT!" Whirlwind was about to crash into a helicopter with the word 'Magma' written on the side.

"Pull up!" Gold commanded Whirlwind. The Pidgeot soared out of the helicopter's way but also dropped Silver in the process. "SILVER!"

"I HATE YOU GOLD!" Silver screamed as he fell into the forest below. Luckily, he completely missed the canopy of tree branches and crashed headfirst into none other then Gold Junior.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Gold shrieked as Silver senior crashed into him. "Watch where your going you piece- HOLY CRAP! SILVER! EMERALD STOP!" Emerald stopped walking and turned back to her comrade. "I FOUND SILVER!"

"Gold? Weren't you just up there? And why do you look so youthful?"

"Silver? Why do you look so old and smelly? What did those feminists do to you?"

"Feminists? Hmm... Is your name Gold Junior?"

"That's what my underwear band tells me. And you're Silver Junior. Remember?"

"No I'm Silver Senior."

"Okay... this is getting-a way to weird for me. I'm-a out of here!" Emerald said before taking off again.

"Damn! Why do you keep doing that! Hey! Old Silver! Come with us! I'll explain what's going on later!" Gold grabbed Silver by the wrist and ran after Emerald with him.