Declaimer: I do not own Invader ZIM! Tho I do own Invader Black, and her S.I.R unit FIR (Ferocious Information Retrieval Unit)
The Song Is ALSO NOT MINE! its 100 percent Fucked by Angelspit, some lyrics are changed

"Hello" talking
'Hello' thinking


Chapter 1.Invader Black Returns

(Invader Black's POV)

'I'v been in this voot runner for the longest time now...and its gotten a little cramped, especially with FIR, i'll have to remember to ask My Tallest for a bigger one when I get the chance.' I blink my big eyes -there different from a normal Irken's eyes that could differ from red, purple, violet, yellow,etc, but were a midnight black color that looked very glossy showing I am very much alive- 'Which reminds me. Its been a long time since i'v seen my home on Irk, been a long time also since I last seen my friends Red and Purple. In the past couple months I'v had a really big hight change, and taken over a planet or three. I wonder what my next assignment will be...?(Hey look its rhymes!!) Oh would you look at that...I'm almost home..I'll need a new outfit..even tho I hate shopping, this ones to small on me now, I can't appear before the Tallest/Red and Purple like this.


(regular POV) (with Red and Purple/Pur)

"Hey Pur!"

"What Red...?"

"You remember Black right?"

"Yea she got us a nice snacky planet! mmm the snackyness...that and how could I forget her? When we went to the Irken academy together..." Shudders as he remembers something. "That and she is very...forceful... I still can feel that lump when she hit me in the back of my head in the Academy..." Rubs the back of his head looking like he just got punched.

"Focus Pur,she's on her way, and when she comes she'll want something to do, so for once please just help me figure out a new planet for her, a nice one since she is our friend, and the fact that we know she can beat us so bad we'll be puking out our squeedily spooches."

"But Reeeeeeeeed i'm eating my snack! AND I don't wanna lose my squeedily spooch!" wraps his arms around his squeedily area, mind you, that the snack never leaves his hand.

Red walks over and takes the snack. "you will get it back AFTER we find a new planet, now unless you want to get hurt by Black you will help me."

"Awwh..fine... you know I wonder how much taller she is, in her last report she mentioned about a hight increase."

"You know...I don't know... she can't be that much taller can she?"

"I don't know...now..about the planet..." grabs the snack when Red wasn't looking. "So..."


(Black)

Mumbles to herself. "I can't wait to get out of this stupid thing, it hurts my legs, and FIR is getting restless so close to home, I hope they give me a new ship...there is no room!" Just then my PAK -which is a midnight black color matching my eyes- beeps and says.

"Invader Black, we are almost to your home on planet Irk."

"Yes I know..." Stupid PAK of course I know were almost home...

"I heard that thought."

"Damn." FIR then pips in

"Hey Black when we get home can we go and do some shopping!"

"FIR! you KNOW I hate shopping! but I guess we will."

"YAY"

"...I'm so bored...I'm glade I put this in." Grins and types something on the key bored.

"Oooo Black play the song I like please!"

I blink my big black eyes and smile. "Heh, ok FIR here you go" Types some more on the key bored and the song 'Your 100 Fucked' By Angelspit. FIR and I then start singing along.

\\Dip my lekku in blood ink
Write it down in red
Scribe the words "Happy meal"
Right across your head

Tired of getting walked on
Treated like a smeet
Don't blame me for all the years
That you were asleep

Relax
Irk is in control
Watch the dot
Take your meds
Obey my demands
Trust my S.I.R
Time for surgery
Relax
Irk is in control
Watch the dot
Take your meds
Obey my demands
Trust my S.I.R
Shut your eyes you're dead

Televised mass poison
Spitting at the screen
Keep the masses deluded
With fabricated dreams

Powdered Irk in a bag
From the Vatican
I want you to fuck off
As hard as you can

Relax
Irk is in control
Watch the dot
Take your meds
Obey my demands
Trust my S.I.R
Time for surgery
Relax
Irk is in control
Watch the dot
Take your meds
Obey my demands
Trust my S.I.R
Shut your eyes you're dead

Heaven has burst open
Now it's raining bones
The chaos will erode you
Breeding little clones

Born of a fallen rib
From the monkey's womb
Overcooked by cathode rays
Evolved to consume

100 percent(4x)

Eating from the butcher's slab
Becoming what they meet
Restrained and roasted while they gorge
Strapped into the seat

Bathing in your arrogance
Dining will ensue
Irk made me a cannibal
To fix problems like you

Relax
Irk is in control
Watch the dot
Take your meds
Obey my demands
Trust my S.I.R (100 percent)
Time for surgery
Relax
Irk is in control
Watch the dot
Take your meds
Obey my demands
Trust my S.I.R (100 percent)
Shut your eyes you're dead

Last time was the last time...
This time, you're 100 percent(3x)

Last time was the last time...
This time, you're 100 percent fucked//

"I love this song Black, I really think you should have it in your PAK so when we take over a planet it will play, it would fit so well!"

"I know it would FIR and i'll try ok?"

"YAY! Oooo look were home!"

FIR and I land on the planet and hop out of the voot runner.

"Ahh it feels good to be home...now TO THE TALLEST! oops...I mean TO THE STORE THEN THE TALLEST"


(Back with the Tallest)

"Hey Pur, have you thought of anything?"

"Yes I have."

"And that would be...what?"

"Wondering how tall Black has gotten."

"Stup-" someone walks into the room interrupting Red's sentence.

"My Tallest Red"

"What Irken, speak."

"Well I thought you would want to know one of the Invaders has returned."

"So?"

"Well Just letting you know." Walks out of the room.

"Well Red whoever it is, we better give them a planet and let them go."

"Yeah."


(Black's POV)

'Here I am walking around and for some reason everyone is stareing at me like I had become a smeet. Is there something one me?' I look at a random window and see that nothing has changed in my appearance except for the fact that I grew taller.'oh well.' "FIR!"

"Yes Black?"

"Come on we need to find me some new clothes that fit."

"Yes Black."

We walk into a random store and I start looking threw the tops and find a dark purple sleeveless shirt and a same color fishnet that reaches to my wrists, and hand them to FIR then I move further down and on my way I find a light violet trench coat with the Irken symbol on the back in red and also hand that to FIR. When i'm done there I walk to the other side and look threw the pants and find a pair that were slightly baggy with hand-made rips on it. Hands that to FIR also and heads to the dressing room taking the clothes from FIR and trying them on. About 5 minutes later I walk out. "Hey FIR how do I look?"

"Black! That looks so great on you."

"Hehe, thanks! I need some pins though."

FIR takes some pins out of no were and hands them to me , I then use them to pin the rips in the pants closed and thinks it looks better that way.

"I think we can go see the Tallest now." Picks up FIR, places her on my shoulder and pays for the clothes getting more weird looks as I walk to the big...building...thing were the Tallest are.


Well thats it for chapter 1, just so you know, i will always stop and random points, no matter how good its getting, and for awhile until I get better at stories, the chapters will be short, so don't get mad.
Chapter 2 will be here sooner or later so keep watch, i might update if I feel really good and into it, but only if I get reviews to keep me going, Flames are welcome, but try and make it a helpful flame, saying what i might change or make better, but no "you suck" or "this isn't what Invader ZIM is about" etc, if ya don't like DON'T READ! and as for the "big...building...thing" 1 i was having a blond moment(yes i am a blond/dirty blond/going to brown) that and its just funny so i left it there

I'll give a cookie to anyone that can tell me whats going to happen next!!!!
They will also get their screen name put in the next chapter if they guess it right