Authors Note- Sorry for not updating for so long… I've been busy with school and sports… Sorry please forgive me…

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AB- THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR AGREEING I AM NOT A PANSY! That Gaara sure can get in your head….

Gaara- You knows it bitch…

AB- Is it me or is Gaara trying to a act "Gangster"

Gaara- Please bitch! Shut up before I pop a cap at you!

AB- … Just read the story…

Gaara- Ya read the story before I pop at you!

AB- …

Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto… but a guy can wish he did….

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ALL OR NOTHING! GENIN EXAM!

YEAH! EXAM DAY! I mean OH NO!

A young boy was sleeping soundly till it was interrupted by an unpleasant sound. BUZZ! BUZZ! "UGH! MORNING ALREADY!' yelled the young blond.

The blond tried to ignore the alarm clock and go back to sleep, until another sound came into his ears. "NARUTO! I DON'T HEAR YOU GETTING UP! REMENBER THIS ONE WORD! EXAM!" yelled a man from downstairs. Who was this man? He was the father of Naruto Uzumaki Hatake!

Sleepy eyes opened wider than bowling balls. "AHHHHHHH! I'M LATE! GOTTA GO! HURRY HURRY!" yelled Naruto.

Downstairs Kakashi just chuckled to himself. 'Hehe… I knew that would get him up… Now to play around with him before the exams!'

5 minutes later, Downstairs

Kakashi just sat watching Naruto eat. He was about to throw up seeing how fast Naruto can actually eat. "Ummm… Naruto…"

"No Time to talk Dad! I AM LATE!" yelled Naruto and began to eat even faster.

"You baka! Did you even look at your clock to see what time it was?" asked Kakashi looking away from his son 'eating'.

Naruto dropped his chopsticks and looked at the clock on t he wall. '7:35… more than an hour till the test." Naruto slowly go up and made his way to the bathroom. After he closed the door all that was heard was vomiting sounds.

Kakashi simply got some ear plugs and read his favorite book.

7:50

After a grueling fifteen minutes in the bathroom, Kakashi and Naruto just sat at the table in silence. Kakashi wanting to break the silence he asked a very simple question.

"So Naruto…. When are you going to ask Hinata out?"

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" yelled a blushing Naruto

"Oh come on… I know you like her a 'lot'. I've seen how you look at her…" said Kakashi putting his attention back to his book.

Naruto just twitch a little. "Me and Hinata are just friends. Nothing more."

"Psh ya right." Replied Kakashi

"Your not one to talk dad. What about you and that lady… What was her name again? OH YA ANKO!" Exclaimed Naruto pointing a finger at Kakashi.

'Gulp' was all that was heard from Kakashi. He slowly turned his head away from his book and was twitching a bit.

"What did you say?" asked Kakashi blushing under his mask.

"You heard me! I know what you Anko do!" yelled Naruto yet again pointing a finger at Kakashi.

"No-o you don't understand! S-She has seducing ways!" stuttered Kakashi

"Ya Right! You still like her since you fall for her seducing ways! And I have proof!" yelled Naruto.

Naruto pulled out a couple of pictures from his pocket and showed them to Kakashi. They were pictures of Anko and him doing 'things'. Kakashi suddenly felt like killing himself.

"What do you want for those pictures?" asked a very tense Kakashi

Naruto went into deep thought and replied, "Well let's see… You can start off by raising my allowance, clean my room for the rest of the year, teach me a new jutsu every week, and you can't read those pervy books for a whole month."

"WHAT! How will the not reading my books help you! I will not do it!" yelled Kakashi

"Oh just for my pure enjoyment, but since you disagree with my idea I guess you and Anko will make the front cover of the newspaper…" said Naruto

"Wait… I'll do it… Just let me say goodbye to my books…" cried Kakashi

'Jeez what a big baby' thought Naruto

After a few minutes of Kakashi looking at his books for the last time, Naruto got all the books and hid them away. For a while after that he just watched his dad morn of his books. 'Wow… those books mean a lot to him… OH WELL!' thought Naruto

"Ok… Well I gotta go to school now, so bye dad!" smiled Naruto

Kakashi just sat there in pain. If one was close enough they could see a single tear drop in Kakashi's eye. Indeed, Kakashi was in pain.

The Academy

Naruto's hand slowly went toward the door, but suddenly he stopped. He took a deep breathe and went into deep thought. 'What if… What if I'm not good enough and everyone makes fun of me… Well as long as I have Hinata as my friend I know I'll be ok…' That encouraged Naruto that he could pass this test. He was about to open the door till he heard the sound of two people running behind him.

He turned around to see horror. Sakura and Ino were running straight at him and seemed to be in race. Number one rule when Sakura and Ino are in a race, never be in their way.

Before he knew he was ran over by girls… left behind to rot. With footprints all over him he slowly got up and walked into the classroom. He watch the girls fight over who should sit next to Sasuke. Even though he hated the guy he still felt sorry for the curse of the fangirls.

He saw all but one girl sitting in the corner. That girl was his first friend. She was Hyuuga Hinata. As he started to walked over to her a boy stepped in front of him.

"Hello Naruto… Good luck on the test my friend." Said the monotone boy

"Hehe thanks Shino and Good luck to you too." Smiled Naruto

The boy merely nodded his head and sat back down. While Naruto was walking toward Hinata he notice she was doing her little habit of poking her fingers together. 'She looks cute when she does that… Wait a minute! I CAN'T HAVE THOUGHTS LIKE THAT! Damn you dad! You and your perverted books have poisoned me!" Even though Naruto didn't know it, but he was standing right next to Hinata hitting his head saying things like, 'Pervert dad… dumb books'

Hinata sat there worried that her friend has gone crazy. "Ummm… N-Naruto-kun are you alright?" asked Hinata

Naruto eyes suddenly realized where he was. He saw Hinata sitting right beside him. He sat right by her and said, "Hehe, sorry about that. Having an internal argument."

Hinata just sat there hoping he was right as she began to talk Iruka came into the classroom and started to speech. "Okay settle down everyone it's time for your test."

Everyone started to get silent while Iruka continued on. "The first part of the test will be a paper exam and the second part will be a bushin test."

Naruto just sighed he knew he could do the paper test with ease since his dad made him study everyday, but the bushin was a problem. Hinata saw her friend discourage face and said, "I-I'm sure you'll do fine Naruto-kun."

Naruto smiled and said, "Ya I hope so, Hinata."

30 minutes later

"Pencils down! Please pass up the papers and then we will began the next test!" said Iruka

Even though Naruto didn't showed it he was nervous. As one went after another into the other room, he had the worst luck of all. He was the last one to go. Before he went Hinata came out from the other door and said, "G-Good Luck Naruto-kun… I-I know you'll pass."

As she left Naruto just smiled and walked into the testing room. As he came in he saw all of his teachers around the room with Iruka up in front. Most of them were glaring at him, but some were actually smiling at him. This made him felt a little better.

"Naruto, you must make 5 bushins to pass. Good luck." Smiled Iruka

Naruto nodded his and started build up his chakra. He tried to ignore the glares, but they were bothering him. "NO! Concentrate you can do this!" and then he did the hand seal and closed his eyes.

"Naruto…" said Iruka

Naruto started to open his eyes and saw Iruka smiling. Naruto looked around and saw at least 10 clones. "You Pass!" said Iruka

"WHAT YOUR GOING TO LET THE DEMON CHILD BECOME A SHINOBI! HE'S THE ONE WHO KILLED ALL OF OUR COMRADES!" yelled one of the teachers

"STOP! You know that's forbidden!" yelled Iruka

"SHUT UP WE NEED TO KILL THE KYUUBI! HE IS STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! KILL HIM!" yelled the teacher and suddenly 5 anbu's surround him

"Your under arrest for disobeying the Fourth's Law." Said one of the anbu's.

Naruto just stood there, shaking and on the verge of crying. 'I'm the Kyuubi… I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED EVERYONE!' thought a very sad Naruto and all of sudden he ran off.

"NARUTO COMEBACK!" yelled Iruka

On a rooftop

Naruto was crying, he tried to stop, but the tears just kept coming. He suddenly felt another presence and turned around. He saw his teacher Mizuki standing there.

"Hey Naruto, wanna talk about your problem." Smiled Mizuki

"Mizuki-sensei…" said Naruto

"Want me to make the pain go away?" said Mizuki

Naruto just looked up in hope that Mizuki could actually do that.

"Can you really do that?" asked Naruto

"Sure, all I need you to do is get something for me…"

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AB- OMG CLIFFY! I'll try to update faster this time to make you guys happy. Till next time! Gaara take it!

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