(Please don't kill me for the long wait, but I had to get at least 1 review before I continued)Well it feels good to return with Chapter 2! Invader Black is mine and so is FIR (Ferocious Information Retrieval Unit)

Declaimer: I DO NOT OWN TALLEST RED OR PURPLE! I wish I did...Oh well CHAPTER 2!

Those who reviewed my last chapter.
PenArtist10000- Thanks, your my first reviewer and I hope I can make it better.

Dead Chick Walking-
You were very close, but not quite there, you will see the plot unfold (When I think of an actual plot...) in later chapters. -hands you half a taco- that and yes it is something that would be in the show. The first episode for example when Red says "Falls victim to our big...spaceship...gang." then Purple replies with "The Armada." looking like 'DUH!' And those will be VERY frequent in my story(s)

Ringmaster Raven X-
Thanks.

Invader Devi-
You are also close and for that I give you a cookie with Zims symbol on it. -Hands you a cookie with said symbol- And in the future I might make another one with the same characters just with a different plot, not sure yet.

TheCoffiiFairy-
Thanks for pointing that out, I forgot spell check...again. I went back a re-did it, and thanks you for reviewing, also i'm pretty sure you could write your own FanFiction if you tried, I came up with this while drawing little hearts around ZADR and RAPR on my note book.

Chapter 2-Seeing the Tallest and her surprise!


(With the Tallest)

Random Irken walks in. "My Tallest."

"Now what?" Red muttered angrily.

"The Invader is here to see you My Tallest."

"Fine, fine send him in."

"Um, My Tallest its a female Irken."

"Well bring her in then."

"Yes, right away."

"Hey Pur." Purple sleepily looked up from were he was slightly dozing off.

"What Red...?"

"Come on lets go and meet this Invader and give her a new planet, then we can get back to our nap."

"Ok ok i'm coming." groggily gets up and fallows Red.


(Blacks POV)

'I keep getting more and more weird looks from everyone, and when I walked in and asked to speak to the Tallest I got even more weird looks, but I don't care I just want my new planet and leave, after asking for a bigger ship of course.' FIR is sleeping on my shoulder making a robotic kind of purr, and she also has her "tail" still wrapped around my neck, she was still in her Fox appearance, she seemed to like it very much, all black with the very end of the tail white, theres a blood red streak of fur running from the top of her head to the tip of the tail, and a silver one going from her shin, to her 'stomach' area and then to her tail,with dark purple eyes. 'Were are the Tallest?' I sit in a near-by chair waiting for them. I lean back into it and it looks like I shrunk some, but thats fine.Oh I hear the Tallest approaching. I perk my antenna up to try and listen to there convo but I can't. 'oh well.' I stand up while they walk in, and when they do they don't look at me and just stand on the platform looking at the space thingy with planets on it.

"Ahem..Red? Pur?"

Purple turns and looks at me before jabbing Red in the side." Hey Red! Blacks Back!"

"Really?" Turns and looks at me. " Oh my Black! You've grown quit a bit since we seen you last! come here come here"

I looked confused but I comply anyway and walk over to them and to my surprise...

Red looks at me with big eyes and pulls my arm so i'm standing between him and Purple and they both gasp and Purple speaks.

"Black! You! You got to be as tall as me and Red now! Maybe about half an inch short though!"

"What?! No way! You two have always been taller then me!" I look shocked out of my wits and I just stare at them for Irk knows how long before red speaks.

"Black, your as tall as us, that means you are one of the tallest Irkens, means once we get you measured you may also have the same rank as us! But you know the council will want to check...Stupid council..."

I just stand there gaping like a fish out of the poisonous stuff called water. "B-but Two Tallest have never been heard of! Let alone Three!"

Purple just stands there smiling at me and I remember the days when we were back in the Irken Academy, we were the best of friends, me, Red, and Purple, even though they both were taller them me, I helped them out in the...brain...field...I know they are not't the smartest out there, so I helped out whenever I could, Then I snap out of it and wake up FIR.

"Arg...Black what was that for?...Oh My Tallest!" FIR stands up on my shoulder with her tail to her forehead in a salute "Its good to see you again."

"Yes, FIR it is." replies a smiling Purple.

"So? Whats our next planet going to be?"

This time Red replies "Your not getting a new one FIR."

Before FIR could ask why Purple starts speaking again. "As you probably can see, Black is about as tall and me and Red, So she will be measured by the council, and if she matches our hight, she will be one of the new Tallest, and be addressed as Tallest Black, But thats only if the council see thats she is as tall as we are." FIR looks shocked then glances at me, then to Red, then to Purple, back to me, then lands on Purple once more. "So that means...we can't invade anymore planets?

Purple looks surprised but smiles. "If she is not of required hight, then yes you can go back to being Invaders, but if she does reach high requirements then no, maybe once in a while but not as often."

I just stare at nothing while they continue to talk. 'H...how did I get tall enough to become a TALLEST! I was the shortest one in the Irken Academy, and the shortest Invader, hell I was shorter then ZIM when I became an Invader!' Thinking the name ZIM with venom, how dare he be taller then her. 'Now they say I could be a Tallest! They must be playing a prank on me, but I wont fall for it.' Does a low growling sound as she speaks. "Hey boys...I'm tired of playing this game I came back for only 2 things, 1 is to get a bigger ship, the voot runner is to small for me and FIR now, and 2 I want another damn planet to invade, you know I hate when I get told lies so now, i'll just pick a random planet and be on my way" before they could utter a word I was at the space hologram looking for and picking at random, a planet to invade. Sees one that looks good and growls again while turning to look at them."Red, Pur! I will take this planet, and I demand a bigger ship, and you two KNOW I will not take no as an answer."

Purple visibly gulps. "Um y-yes Black, we know" nudges Red and whispers "Theres got to be a way to get her to stay" (hey look another rhyme!)

"I don't know Pur, they only thing I can think of is that we get her to stay for a little bit, and you take her a couple places, like a date or something, I remember stealing her notebook once during class to read her notes when she fell asleep and found your name everywhere in it, so maybe she would listen to you more then me."

"Red are you sure it would work?"

"Um...no...not really..." Shoves Purple into into me, making me tumble slightly, Purple reaches to grab me before I fall but before he could I lean back and put my claw-like hand on the floor, doing a back flip landing on my feet once more.

"Red..." Her voice as silky as a black widows web.

"Yes Black?" Gets a bad feeling in the pit of his squeedily spooch.

I walk over to Purple to make sure hes ok before walking over to Red, looking very pissed. "Why did you shove Pur into me?"

"Uh I didn't mean to Black, I pushed him a little to hard and-"

"I don't care, Don't do it again, or I will personally pull your squeedily spooch through your eyes, then give it to FIR to feed to one of the Slaughtering Rat People."

Red shivers and looks scared shit less. "Ok Black, wont happen again! I promise..." protectively puts his arms around his squeedily area while backing away.

Watching then smiles quickly. "Oh yes, I almost forgot, I got these for you two" Takes two bags of...something from her PAK and throws the bags to the two Tallest. "Some snacks I picked up on the last planet, there really good."

Purple gets all teary eyed and hugs me. "Thanks Black!" Then he tries to pull away but his lekku get tangled up with mine, I stiffen for a little bit remembering something, then snaps back into reality from the pain. "GAAAA!!" tries to pull away and we both squeak. "Owww."

"Purple -ow- stop that" holds him still. "Don't -ow- move!" I see him try to nod, eh close enough."FIR."

"Yes Black?"

"Stand on Purples head and bring out that mirror you like so much and make it so I can see what i'm doing."

"Ok!" Jumps on Purples head getting an 'ow' from him, and pulling a mirror from no were and making it so I can see.

"Ok a little more to the right...little more...there." I reach up and slowly trace one of the lekku and softly loosen it so I can slip it out, it was one of mine, now I do the same to another one and while doing so I get a shiver from Purple and a low noise coming from him, i'll wonder what that is later, but as I get the second almost out I finally realize how close we are and a blush comes up on my cheeks, and, of course, Red has to say something.

"Hey Pur! Look, Black is bluuuuushing"

"Red as soon as I get me and Pur out of this I will get you and make you wish you have never met me..." growls and out of the corner of my eye I see Red dash off, great now I can do this in peace.After fumbling with one of Purs lekkus I finally get it to loosen up and slip out of the tangled mess. "Ok Pur move your other lekku slightly and loosen it enough to slip out."

"Yes Black." twitches a little bit, and feels it loosen up and pulls softly getting it to come right out. "Ahhhh much better"

I rub my sore lekku."Yeah, much better."

"Now what?"

"I don't know...Hey lets go get something to eat, i'm hungry..."

"Um...ok?"

"Were do you wanna go Pur?"

"How about that new place down Spooch Street?"

"Sounds like a plan." starts walking towards the door, looking back at Pur. "Are ya coming or what?"

Snaps out of his daydream. "huh? oh.. yeah i'm coming." speeds up to catch up with me.

Grabs his arm. "Lets go!" drags him behind me as we head to that new place on Spooch Street.


Yea! Chapter 2! Remember, flames are welcome, reviews are awesome, more reviews, next chappy!!!
Lekku- Those antenna on top of the head of all Irkens.