The Akatsuki Stories II:

Akatsuki Reborn!

Disclaimer: Mr. Rogers was not killed in the making of this film.

Chapter II

Retrieval

Part I: Kisame

" Ew, it's dark down here!" whined Kabuto, putting on his doctor gloves before moving down.

" Orochi, why are we climbing into the sewers?" asked Sasuke, about to lower himself into the hole.

" This is where we'll find Kisame!" cried Orochi, so eager he JUMPED into the murky water.

" Orochimaru!" yelled Kabuto, " I'LL SAVE YOU!"

He jumped in and WHIP!

A giant tentacle smacked off his glasses!

" Well, looks like I'll have to save the day." sighed Sasuke, drawing his sword.

" HELP!" cried Orochi, " IT'S CRUSHING MY NOSE!"

" BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE!" corrected Kabuto, hanging upside down from a tentacle.

" CHIDORI!" Sasuke sliced the monster's tentacles off and rescued the two.

" wha waz at?" asked Kabuto.

" WE WERE ALOMOST KILLED!" yelled out Orochimaru.

" Then let's get moving." said Sasuke, " I'm missing Dukes of Hazzard Part III."

Orochi and Kabuto sweatdropped as Sasuke continued further.

After about half an hour of walking, they saw a green building coverred with mold and fish blood.

" Wow." said Orochi, " This place has changed!"

" Then let's go in."

Sasuke knocked on the door and a giant crab came out.

" What do YOU want, human?" asked the crab rudely.

" Have you seen a blue guy with gills and a black cloak?" asked Sasuke.

" What makes ou think I should tell?"

Sasuke unsheathed his sword just a tiny bit, but it was effective.

" POPS! SOME KID IS HERE FOR YOU!" the crab yelled to his father.

Then, a blue man with gills, sharp teeth, and shiny black eyes came out, dressed in a white robe.

" What do YOU want, Itachi's little brother?" asked the blue man, " You interuppted mass!"

" KISAME!" cried Orochimaru, hugging the fish man.

" Orochi?" asked Kisame, pushing off the snake, " What are you doing in the sewers?"

" I was wondering if you would restart Akatsuki!" yelled Orochimaru.

Kisame stared at him blankly. Then he closed the door and locked it.

" NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" screamed Orochi, " NOW I'LL NEVER REJOIN AKATSUKI!!!!"

Sasuke sighed. " If you want to watch Dukes of Hazzard, don't come with the snake man." Sasuke slice the door open and saw... THE KILLER SQUID, THE CRAB, KISAME, AND A BUNCH OF FISH EGGS?

" How many tines do I have to tell you, I WON'T REJOIN!" yelled Kisame, drawing Sharkskin.

" Honey, why do you draw a weapon?" asked the squid, " We can solve this with peace and- GAH!!!!

Sasuke had sliced the squid in half, blood splattering everywhere.

" YOU KILLED MY WIFE YOU-------!!!" screamed Kisame, waving Sharkskin in Sasuke's face.

" But I can bring her back!" said Orochi, " IF you rejoin..." He got out a contract.

Kisame muttered for a few seconds and finally said, " Fine."

He got the pen and was about to sign when suddenly- BAM!

" What's wrong!?" asked Kabuto, the whole place shaking.

" It's bathroom break at " The People with OverActive Bladders" center!" yelled Kisame, " And when I say overactive, I MEAN OVERACTIVE!"

" HELP!" screamed Kabuto, jumping in sasuke's arms.

" Get off me, or I'll set your house on fire, slice your legs off, and watch as you drag you bloody stumps out of the burning building." said Sasuke, dropping Kabuto.

" I'LL SAVE US!" yelled Orochi, grabbing the bag of fish eggs inside.

" MY BABIES!" yelled Kisame, chasing after Orochimaru.

Then, the snake man threw the eggs into the pipe of pee and feces. Then, the water stopped.

" HOORAY!" yelled Kabuto, grabbing orochi's leg.

" YOU ( beep) !" yelled Kisame, " YOU THREW MY CHILDREN UP THE PIPE! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?"

" Rejoin?"

" Sure." said Kisame, " Do ya got an extra uniform?"

AT THE SURFACE

Orochi, Sasuke, Kabuto, and Kisame got out of the manhole, seeing that the festival already began.

" Now what do we do?" asked kisame in his new Akatsuki outfit.

" We go to Suna." said Orochi, going the other way.

" Why?" asked Sasuke.

" I heard ITACHI'S going to be there." said Orochi.

Hearing the name of his brother, Sasuke sped towards Suna, the others close behind him.

" AKATSUKI!!!" yelled Kabuto, being dragged on the ground by Kisame after Sasuke chopped off his legs.

To Be Continued...