The Akatsuki Stories II:

Akatsuki Reborn!

Disclaimer: No characters in this story are real.

Chapter III

Retrieval

Part II: Itachi

" YAY! SUNA!" cheered Kabuto as they reached the desert village.

" All right, let's find Itachi." said Orochi as he got out of the car.

" I'll stay here." said Kisame, sweating, " This is no place for a shark."

" Fine. But where's Sasuke?" asked Orochi.

" ITACHI!!!!" Sasuke was already running through the center of the village, looking for his brother.

" Lord Kazekage!" yelled a guard to Gaara, " A lunatic is running through the streets with lighning in his hands!"

" Is he emo?" asked the Kazekage.

" How did you know?" asked the guard.

" ( sigh), Sasuke." Gaara got out of his chair and his sand followed him out the door.

Suddenly, Sasuke was face to face with his one time rival, Gaara of the Desert.

" Get out of here, Uchiha." said Gaara, turning his sand into fists, " Or I'll make you leave."

" Have you seen a guy with long hair and lots of eyebags?" asked Sasuke hastily.

" No."

" AW MAN!"

Then, Orochimaru and Kabuto appeared, huffing and puffing.

" Gee, Uchiha, slow down." panted Orochi, " We could barely catch up."

" But Gaara, have you heard of Itachi Uchiha?" asked Sasuke.

" No, but I have heard of some guy named Ichati Hachiu." said Gaara, pondering in his thoughts.

" What does he look like?" asked Sasuke, getting impatient.

" I don't know. He has a hockey mask over his face and he owns a lot of Icha Icha books."

" Bingo."

Gaara gave them directions and soon, they were outside of... Burger King?

" I'm going to get some chicken fries!" said Kabuto, pulling out his wallet.

" I'll have the Whopper." said Orochi.

" And I'll have the Jr. Whopp- WAIT A MINUTE!" yelle Sasuke, " Why are we outside BURGER KING?"

They then heard the familiar voice.

" That'll be $20.95."

" ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke charged up another Chidori and ran through the door.

" Brother?" Itachi was at the register, wearing a Burger King outfit and had an " Ichati Hachiu" nametag.

" ITACHI!" Orochi went in and hugged the employee.

" Micheal Jackson?" Itachi asked as he got out his dagger.

" No, Orochimaru, remember?"

" Even worse." Itachi stabbed the snake man in the back, blood seeping out.

He then fell to the ground, dead.

" NOOOOOO!!!!!!" cried Kabuto over the dead Micheal Jackson of all animes.

" I think I have a Phoenix Down with me." said Sasuke, looking in his pocket, " Got it!"

You have used Phoenix Down on Micheal Jackson

" OROCHIMARU!" corrected Kabuto.

Same thing

Orochi Jackson has rejoined your party

" Yay!" Orochi got up and handed Itachi a uniform.

" I won't come back." said Itachi, " I'm getting a raise and I have a 6-month lease on the new sand castle I bought."

" Then I guess I'll have to kill you." said Sasuke sinisterly, pulling out his blade.

" Fine." said Itachi, throwing on the cloak.

" Come on, Kisame's waiting in the OrochiMobile." called Orochi.

" Don't you mean the JacksonMobile?" mumbled Itachi.

" SHUT UP!"

AT THE JACKSONMOBILE

" I'm sizzling." said Kisame as he stood in the back seat.

Suddenly, he saw Sasori walking with Gaara to McDonald's.

" SASORI?"

" FISH BREATH?"

" GAARA!"

Kisame stumbled out of the car to meet the puppet man.

" Why are you walking with the kid that almost killed Leader?" asked Kisame, glaring at Gaara.

" He won't leave me alone." whispered Sasori to Kisame, " He thinks I'm his father."

Then, Kisame burst into laughter and couldn't stop for five hours.

" I'm sorry, but what'd you say?"

" Dad, why is the overgrown fish man talking?" asked Gaara.

" Leave me alone kid!" yelled Sasori, " I've been trying to tell you for the past 2 and a half years, I'M NOT YO DADDY!"

" Okay." Gaara turned around and walked towards the tower.

" That was weird." said Kisame, " Now get in the car."

" Why should I?" asked Sasori.

" Oh WEIRD KID!" called Kisame, " DADA CHANGED HIS MIND!"

" DADDY!" Gaara ran at full speed towards Sasori, arms outstretched.

" FINE THEN! START THE CAR!"

" WAIT!"

Orochi, Sasuke, Itachi, and Kabuto were running towards the car as fast as possible.

" We'll never make it." panted Kabuto, falling to the ground.

" Oh yes we will." reassured Orochi, " A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"

He sent Itachi flying towards the car, landing on the sunroof. Orochi then tied a rope around Sasuke's neck.

" FETCH BOY!" yelled Orochi, pointing towards Itachi.

" RUFF RUFF!" Orochimaru and Kabuto were dragged on the sand and whipped into the back seat just before they drove off.

The JacksonMobile drove towards Transylvania to retrieve their fourth member.

" HEY!" yelled Orochi, " I'M NOT MICHEAL JACKSON! Now someone very young and beautiful comes towards me."

Everybody then scooched away from the snake man.

To Be Continued...