The Akatsuki Stories II:

Akatsuki Reborn

Disclaimer: No vampires were harmed inh the making of this chapter. Except for Cousin Drake.

Halloween Chapter Part II

The Thriller, Remixed

As the two hurried into the dark

The Trick-Or-Treaters went out to play

But when they tried to get out

They let a shout

Micheal Jackson, he's doing the Thriller!

" BWAH HA HA HA HAAAA!!" screamed Pein at the top of his lungs.

" YOU PEDO!"

" OW!"

Blue wacked Pein on the back of the head with her VCR.

" How could you torture those poor innocent children?" she cried out.

" Oh, I'm not done yet." said Pein sinisterly, " I have ANOTHER tape!"

" Please don't let it be Wizard of the Wizard of Oz Massacare." hoped Blue.

" I hated that movie." whispered Naruto from the dark balcony of the Hokage faces.

" Are you kidding? I LOVED that movie!" cheered Sasuke, " Didn't you see the part when Scarecrow ate off the crow's head ALIVE?"

" DON'T REMIND ME!" yelled Whats-her-face.

" Anyway, remind ME how this plan will work!" asked Naruto.

" Of course!" said Sasuke, " But I'm not using flashback, it's too expensive."

Naruto punched Sasuke on the head till he gave up and put it on flashback.

HD FLASHBACK

Sasuke got out the blueprints for his latest Anti-Jackson plot ever.

" Okay, if this is going to work, I need two cans of Dr. Pepper and Red Bull, as much steel coat hangers as possible, and my MCR CD."

" Why do you need a CD?" asked Naruto.

" Ever since my parents were slaughtered, I have grown a taste for emo music."

Naruto and whats-her-face sweatdropped.

" Anyway, LETS GET MOVING PEOPLE!"

They got the stuff and they talked about the Wizard ofThe Wizard Of Ozs Masssacare.

END FLASHBACK

" $ 35.99 FOR A 3 MINUTE FLASHBACK!?" yelled Sasuke, " THIS WAS A RIP OFF!"

" But it WAS in HD!" said Naruto.

" Whatever. Let's just build my Anti-Micheal Jackson device already!"

" What ARE you going to build, Sasuke?"

" (sigh), goggle me."

Naruto snapped a pair of goggles on Sasuke's head.

GOGGLE VISION

First, I'll take the Dr. Pepper cans and Red Bull and empty them. Then, I will use the coat hangers to build a Jackson-sized robot. He will look exactly like him, BUT, he will go on a rampage and destroy all Micheal Jackson related items in the village! It's brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT!

END

" Soooo, WHY did you need soda if you aren't going to use it on the robot?" asked Naruto.

" Well, I'll be thirsty during construction, DUH!"

Sasuke was about to build his monster when Pein said something.

" The items in this bag are..."

He pulled out the most feared thing in the universe...

" (gasp), OROCHIMARU DOING THE THRILLER!?" screamed Konan, landing dead on the floor.

" YES!" yelled Pein, " I am going to beam the tape into the original Micheal Jackson tape, so MICHEAL JACKSON AND OROCHI ARE DOING THRILLER!!!!!!!!!"

" NOT THIS TIME!"

Pein turned around to see Sasuke on the balcony.

" WATCH THIS!" He pressed a button on his Micheal-JackBot and it dropped to the ground, going for the tapes.

" KONAN! STOP HIM!" yelled Pein.

" No way, Jose." replied Blue, filing her nails.

" WAAAH!" It was too late. Pedo-Bot had melted the tapes into one, and he threw them on top of-SQUASH!- Grinch.

" GOODBYE, STRAIGHT WORLD!" he yelled, dead.

" HOORAY!" cheered the three heroes.

But it wasn't over. The citizens of Konoha were already dying, if the weak hadn't.

" JACKSON-BOT! CRUSH THE VCRS!" yelled Naruto to the robot.

" No problem." said the Micheal-Bot, " I shall sacrifice myself with all the other Jackson-related items in the world."

" Even Orochimaru?" asked Sasuke, a non-emo look in his eyes for once.

" No." answered the Thriller Killer, " He is too Micheal Jackson like. Goodbye."

He ripped open a vortex and stole a cube-like thing with lots of symbols on it.

TRANSFORMERS WORLD

" Sam!" yelled Optimus Prime, dying, " push the All Spark into my chest, so I can kill Megatron!"

" kay." Sam held out the All Spark, but it was gone!

" AW MAN!"

Megatron got out his laser shooter and... let's just say the Decepticons won.

NARUTO WORLD

" Goodbye, cruel world!" yelled the robot, pushing the All Spark in his chest.

BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!

Naruto and Sasuke woke up to see that nothing happened. But all that was left of Jacko-Pedo was a half-melted cube.

" We will never forget you, Anti-Jackson." said Sasuke to the stars.

" Now that we saved Halloween from Micheal Jackson, what do we do now?"

" CANDY!" screamed a pile of ashes on the ground.

" YAY!" The two ran into the streets, stealing candy from the bags of dead children who did not survive Micheal Jackson.

At last, peace was among the village

So Naruto and Sasuke soon began their pillage

They stole from the dead children, truckloads of sweets.

But no one will ever forget, when Jackson roamed the streets...

THE

END

HEY! In case you're wondering about all the Micheal Jaxson related nicknames given to the robot in the story, we want YOU to post some for us! That's right! If we like what we see, then your nicknames will be in the next dedication chapter!

Any Micheal Jacksons out there will DIE a slow, PAINFUL death!