Disclaimer; Really, if I owned Naruto Gaara would be mine, Tanka would be in the show, Shikamaru and Temari would be together, Sakura would die from something stupid, Itachi would have killed Sasgay, I mean Sasuke, Naruto and Hinata would have gotten together already, Tobi would call Konan mom, Tobi would be with Hinoko, and Deidara would be a girl (Dei-Dei-Chan). Oh, and Kaka and Anko would be together, too.

Hello, my non-existent fans!!! Temari is torturing her brothers again so… ENJOY!!

Temari Has a Date

It was 7 o'clock. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I only have two hours until Shikamaru gets here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Shikamaru had FINALLY taken time out of cloud watching, to ask out Temari. And Temari was ecstatic. So she had taken the whole day off just to get ready. And now, two hours before he got there, Temari was scrambling to get ready.

Gaara walked in the room so he could ask Temari a question, but before he could say anything, Temari was screaming at him.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM, FREAK?!?!"

"Temari, this is the living roo-"

"Get. OUT."

"But-"

"NOW!!" And Gaara hightailed it out of there.

The phone rang.

"I'LL GET IT!!!!" she screamed running towards the door. Kankuro came in and answered the phone, while Temari opened the door, just to find no one was there.

"Where is his lazy ass?" Temari was obviously pissed off and this is the time Kankuro picks to be an idiot. As he hangs up the phone, he turns to Temari and says, "That was Shikamaru, he says he can't make it… He's on a date with Ino."

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

"Ha, ha, ha!!!!! You should have seen the look on your fa- OW!!!!!! Oh, shit!" At this point, Kankuro had the shit beat out of him by his sister. Once she finished pummeling him, she started ranting about how lazy Shikamaru was, how much of a dumbass Kankuro was, and how Gaara was a real freak(not true!!! Gaara is a SEXYBEAST!!!!!!). And then she went up to her room destroying everything in her way and some things that weren't. Half an hour later, Shikamaru knocked on the door.

"YO, TEMARI!!!! THE SEXIST LAZY ASS IS HERE!!!!"

She practically ran down the steps until she got to the last flight, where she slowed down and regained her composure.

As they were walking out, Gaara whispered to Shikamaru, "Good luck, you're gonna need it."

LOL!!! Gaara made a funny! Temari is so cool!!! Um... Kankuro… is a dumbass/manwhore!!! Sorry, me and Kankuro are cool!!!!