Me: Yay! I got Naruto!

Mishimoto: I'll give it to you for a cookie.

Me: OK!

Mishimoto: Here you go

Me: Oooh, yay! Cookie!

Mishimoto: Thank you. (Walks away)

Me: Oh no! I ate my cookie… And lost my show! (Starts crying)Oooh, shiny…..

PMS

Gaara and Kankuro were huddled together in Gaara's room.

"I hate this time of month" Kankuro said as they heard scratching on the door.

"Nii-san," came Temari's voice from the other side of the door, scaring the shit out of both of them. "Nii-san… Nii-san… Let me in…"

"DON'T DO IT MAN!"

"I ALREADY KNOW!"

Temari was PMSing. Like every month, Kankuro and Gaara would cower in Gaara's room while Temari went and PMSed with her crazy psycho teenage girl killer hormones… of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (As Kankuro would put it)

"I really don't like this time of month…" Gaara said, looking at his bare foot. "She doesn't even tell me where my other shoe is when she's like this."

Kankuro sweatdropped and responded, "Isn't it under you bed? It's always there."

Gaara got down and looked under his bed. "It's not th- Oh, found it!" he said pulling it out from under the bed.

"See told y- oh shit" they both turned to the door as it started making scraping noises, which were coming from the door knob, which meant Temari was pick locking the door.

"PUT THE OTHER LOCK ON AND PUT THE DRESSER IN FRONT OF THE DOOR!" Gaara screamed as they scampered to do what he said. Gaara locked the three extra locks he had installed just for this, as Kankuro moved the dresser in front of the door. Then, just for safety, Gaara put them in a sand bubble. It went quiet.

"I think were safe…" not two seconds after Kankuro said that did Temari scream "WIND SCYTHE!" and the whole wall came down and everything went right through that bubble.

"Oh shit" Gaara and Kankuro said together. Aaaaaand Temari pummeled them.

"When I say 'let me in', LET ME IN!"

"Yes ma'am"

Yes I know you guys asked for a longer chapter but this was really funny and I really wanted to do this so SORRY! Also, sorry for the wait on this… We're moving and just got the computer set up…