"Man this sucks" Sora said as he went to his class, "Why aren't I in the same grade as you Kairi? We are the same age."
"Yeah we are, but," she began.
"You and Riku missed a year of school." The boys chorused.
"Sora, just let it go. I'm in the same grade as Kairi now." Riku said.
"So?" Sora said, "you now have someone to keep you entertained through these grueling hours of school. I'm totally bored now."
"Well now you know how I felt," Kairi, "When both of you were gone that whole year. Do you know how lonely I felt?"
"Oh no, Riku did you bring the chocolate?" Sora asked nervously.
"Sora," Riku said, "we agreed that because you are the one that starts this you are the one that brings the chocolate from now on"
"Do you know how alone I felt, my two bestest buddies gone." Kairi wailed as tears began to form, "And I couldn't even remember the name of one of them. It was so horrible." Kairi began sobbing uncontrollably. Riku wrapped his arm around her shoulder. Go. Get. It. Riku glared as he led her towards school. Sora began sprinting towards the closest convenient store. Chocolate was the only way to get Kairi out of her self pity fest.
"Riku I got it." Sora said as he reached the school grounds. There he saw Kairi sitting on the ground flailing her arms out. She was talking to Selphie, and a few dolls.
Didn't Kairi stop playing with dolls years ago?
Maybe she picked it up again when we were gone
What do you want Roxas
I want you to comfort Kairi, Kairi's feelings affect Naminé
Sora glanced at Kairi again just in time to see one of the dolls move.
W.T.F. What the Flip it moved how the heck did it move?
I don't know why are you asking me?
Cuz you are the one with experience with evil things
So a moving doll is automatically evil
yes.
"Tidus?" came a familiar voice. Sora looked up and saw one of the dolls float over to his blonde friend.
"Y-Y-Yuna..." Tidus stuttered, "What the ell happened to you?"
"What happened to me" she said, "What happened to you? You're 14. I can't date you, I'm 19 it's illegal!"
"What are you so mad at me for?" Tidus yelled, "You're the size of Selphie's old dolls. You're tiny."
"Yunie," the blonde doll said, "he's here."
