The Akatsuki Stories II:
Akatsuki Reborn
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto's death will occur simontaneously with the death of Micheal Jackson.
Chapter XI
Retrieval
Part IX: Burgers and Iced Tea
" WHAAAAT!!!???"screamed the Akatsuki at the top of their lungs.
" We had to sacrifice a lot bring you back!" said Sasori.
" And Kisame, Kakuzu, and Tobi DIED from trying to reform Akatsuki, un!" added Dei, " And now, you want us to be FRY COOKS!?"
" Oh no!" said Pein, " That's Spongebob's job! You'll be cashiers, floor moppers, part of the RIS resistant, that kind of stuff."
" Spongebob's here?" asked Itachi, sweatdropping.
" Yeah!" Pein pointed to a yellow sponge flipping patties.
Everyone sweatdropped.
" So, will you join?" asked Pein, putting on the best chibi face he could think of.
BONK!
But Hidan threw his head at Pein, knocking him out.
" Sorry, Leader, " he said, " but I have other plans. TO SAN FRANCISCO!"
He hopped in a patty-shaped car and drove to California.
" NO!!!" yelled Spongebob, " Not the patty wagon!"
He threw his spatula at Hidan's head, causing it to whirl into the food processor- ZING!- and the death of an immortal.
" HE'S A MADMAN!" yelled Itachi, " A MADMAN!"
" Now only SIX Akatsuki members remain, yeah!" said Dei, " BUT, we'll all slowly die one by one!"
" AAAAHH!!!!!" Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara ran around, screaming.
" Oh well." said Pein, " Better get back to work."
Then, the manager came.
" Pein, I've just been informed Rick's mom died when he was born." he said.
" But he's 45 now." explained Pein, " His mom died 45 YEARS ago."
" But I never got a chance to say I was sorry his mom died." said the manager, " Even the blind emo said he was sorry! So you're going to fill his station while he goes home."
" Do I get payed overtime?"
" No."
" Can I play with the Wii in the lounge at my break then?"
" Fine."
" YAY!!!!!!!!" He ran to the register, " In-n-Out. May I take your order?"
" Yeah, I'll have a Double-Double and a single for my business partner, Kabuto."
" OROCHIMARU?" Pein looked up and saw none other than the snake man, all bandaged up.
" Yep." he said, " Now, I don't have any money, so could you, uh, sneak out some burgers, eh? Eh? EEEEEH?" He was elbowing him so much, he eventually elbowed him in the face.
" OW! That's it!" said Pein, " I'm taking a break. Guys, could you fill in- HUH?"
Sasori was banging the dishes with aspoon, Deidara had a leftover bag of clay in his cloak, so he made a jug and was blowing into it. Itachi, however, found a guitar and was IN A PIRARE SUIT!?
Itachi:They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed just like a pirate at this resturaunt
It's all because some traitor
Won't rejoin our team
Now I stay here every evening serving burgers and iced tea
Should have gone to CENSORED
Deidara: ( Yeehaw!)
Sasori:I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bnomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling beef to tourists in T-shirts
They finished, and Pein was sweatdropping.
" I know." said Itachi, " It stinks, but it'll sound better in the recording studio at Ninja Star Records."
" Yeah!" said Dei, " We started a band called, " Destiny's Child"!"
" There's already a band named " Destiny's Child"" explained Pein.
" Then we'll call it " Sharingan Clay Puppeteers"!" yelled Deidara.
" Yeah!" cheered Sasori. They high-fived and mooned the fry cook.
" SO LONG LOSERS!" They went in the Akatsuki-Mobile and saw none other than Sasuke, Kabuto, and OROCHI!
To Be Continued...
