The Akatsuki Stories II:

Akatsuki Reborn

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto's death will occur simontaneously with the death of Micheal Jackson.

Chapter XI

Retrieval

Part IX: Burgers and Iced Tea

" WHAAAAT!!!???"screamed the Akatsuki at the top of their lungs.

" We had to sacrifice a lot bring you back!" said Sasori.

" And Kisame, Kakuzu, and Tobi DIED from trying to reform Akatsuki, un!" added Dei, " And now, you want us to be FRY COOKS!?"

" Oh no!" said Pein, " That's Spongebob's job! You'll be cashiers, floor moppers, part of the RIS resistant, that kind of stuff."

" Spongebob's here?" asked Itachi, sweatdropping.

" Yeah!" Pein pointed to a yellow sponge flipping patties.

Everyone sweatdropped.

" So, will you join?" asked Pein, putting on the best chibi face he could think of.

BONK!

But Hidan threw his head at Pein, knocking him out.

" Sorry, Leader, " he said, " but I have other plans. TO SAN FRANCISCO!"

He hopped in a patty-shaped car and drove to California.

" NO!!!" yelled Spongebob, " Not the patty wagon!"

He threw his spatula at Hidan's head, causing it to whirl into the food processor- ZING!- and the death of an immortal.

" HE'S A MADMAN!" yelled Itachi, " A MADMAN!"

" Now only SIX Akatsuki members remain, yeah!" said Dei, " BUT, we'll all slowly die one by one!"

" AAAAHH!!!!!" Itachi, Sasori, and Deidara ran around, screaming.

" Oh well." said Pein, " Better get back to work."

Then, the manager came.

" Pein, I've just been informed Rick's mom died when he was born." he said.

" But he's 45 now." explained Pein, " His mom died 45 YEARS ago."

" But I never got a chance to say I was sorry his mom died." said the manager, " Even the blind emo said he was sorry! So you're going to fill his station while he goes home."

" Do I get payed overtime?"

" No."

" Can I play with the Wii in the lounge at my break then?"

" Fine."

" YAY!!!!!!!!" He ran to the register, " In-n-Out. May I take your order?"

" Yeah, I'll have a Double-Double and a single for my business partner, Kabuto."

" OROCHIMARU?" Pein looked up and saw none other than the snake man, all bandaged up.

" Yep." he said, " Now, I don't have any money, so could you, uh, sneak out some burgers, eh? Eh? EEEEEH?" He was elbowing him so much, he eventually elbowed him in the face.

" OW! That's it!" said Pein, " I'm taking a break. Guys, could you fill in- HUH?"

Sasori was banging the dishes with aspoon, Deidara had a leftover bag of clay in his cloak, so he made a jug and was blowing into it. Itachi, however, found a guitar and was IN A PIRARE SUIT!?

Itachi:They say a man should always dress for the job he wants

So why am I dressed just like a pirate at this resturaunt

It's all because some traitor

Won't rejoin our team

Now I stay here every evening serving burgers and iced tea

Should have gone to CENSORED

Deidara: ( Yeehaw!)

Sasori:I could've seen this coming at me like an atom bnomb

They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts

So you don't end up selling beef to tourists in T-shirts

They finished, and Pein was sweatdropping.

" I know." said Itachi, " It stinks, but it'll sound better in the recording studio at Ninja Star Records."

" Yeah!" said Dei, " We started a band called, " Destiny's Child"!"

" There's already a band named " Destiny's Child"" explained Pein.

" Then we'll call it " Sharingan Clay Puppeteers"!" yelled Deidara.

" Yeah!" cheered Sasori. They high-fived and mooned the fry cook.

" SO LONG LOSERS!" They went in the Akatsuki-Mobile and saw none other than Sasuke, Kabuto, and OROCHI!

To Be Continued...