Akatsuki Stor-
Subliminal Messages
Brought to you by the makers of " The Ring of Kunai" and " Pinnochio II: The Bloody Beggining."
Subliminal Message I:
From: Naruto Uzumaki and Minato
How Ramen Feeds the Mind and Body
Naruto: Hello, and welcome to Subliminal Message Number 1: Why Ramen Feeds the Mind and Body!
Minato: And I'm going to show you how you can make cool art and crafts!(pulls out construction paper, a sock, and a rusty chainsaw)
Naruto: Um, Dad?
Minato: Yes, fishcake?
Naruto: We're doing Ramen, NOT rusty chainsaws! That's in the next chapter! Anyway, ramen is a dish of Japanese noodles with vegetables, lobstrr, mustard...
TWO HOURS LATER
Naruto:...Mayo, Spahgetti, Metaballs, Boots..
Minato: OKAY!( Sticks Naruto with chainsaw) That's it for subliminal message 1! Back to you, Chicken Butt Fan!
Sasuke: It's Sasuke.
Minato: No, it's chicken butt fan! See, it's on your name tag thing!
Chicken Butt Fan: No it is- WHA!? I'M COMING AFTER YOU MASASHI!!!!( Steals rusty chainsaw and runs awy)
Subliminal Message 2:
From: Kakashi and Jiraiya
Why Icha-Icha Books 1-6,009,345,786 Are Bomb
Kakashi: Alright now, let's get to the point here. Jiraiya?
Jiraiya: READ A GOOD BOOK!
Kakshi: Right! But remember, the more orange the book, the better it is!
( Both do thumbs up)
Minato: That's it?
Kakashi: Yep.
Gaara: What about MY message to the readers!?
Temari: Yeah! Now give me one of those books! ( Snatchs Volume 365) Pure poetry.
( Everyone except Temari sweatdrops)
Subliminal Message 3:
From: The Sand Sibs
Why Gaara Needs Friends
Gaara: What the-!?
Temari: This is for your own good Gaara!
Kankuro: Yeah! You're 15 and you still play with dolls!
Gaara: Mr. CuddleKins is not a doll! He's a plaything!
Temari: Mr. Cuddlekins? What happened to Mrs. YoMamma?
Gaara: She got in a fight with Ms.YoDada.
Kankuro: Anyway, readers, especially the girl ones, Gaara doesn't need friends. He needs someone to LOVE. Why do you think he got thet tatoo on his forehead? Why do you think he's been playing with his Wa-Wa for 11 YEARS!? SOMEONE JUST LOVE MY BROTHER, KAY!? HE GOES ON MY LAPTOP EVERYDAY AND FILLS IT WITH EMO STUFF LIKE MCR AND FOO FIGHTERS AND BARNEY!!!
Temari: So sign up on this sheet of paper and join Gaara's Playpen today!
Gaara: What's a Playboy?
Kankuro:(blushing) It's...uh... like a human Mrs.YoMama, only naughtier!
Temari: Kankuro!( whack)
Kankuro: OW!
Gaara: Then what's a CENSORED?
Kankuro: It's a special wrestling move used on girls. OW!!
Temari: Well, that ends the Subliminal Messages saga! For now.
Minato: And remember, this segment was created because Shippu is too lazy to make a new chapter!
Jiraiya: WHOOO!! CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED I'm gonna CENSORED that CENSORED until she's all CENSORED up!
Everyone: MY EARS! MY VIRGIN EARS!
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