Chapter13

Slipshot parked up outside Sam and Mikeala's house and turned her holoform on and got out. She walked over to the door and knocked on. Sam answered

"Hey Slip! Jay's round the back." He smiled and she nodded and moved her holoform into the backyard scaring Jay "need something?" she asked grinning

"ACK!" Jay yelped as he fell over making her laugh. "Don't do that!" he breathed and she grinned and sat on one of the small swings.

"Sorry. So what did you need me for?" she asked casually as she swung her legs back and forth

"HE WANT'S TA ASK YO OUT ON A DATE!!" Michelle grinned from her bedroom window as his eyes widened.

"MICHELLE!!!" he yelled

"That true?" Slip asked frowning

"...Y-yeah." He answered

"I'm sorry Jay but I have to say no." She sighed

"Why?" he asked

"Well for one... i'm a 15 foot robot with cannons and sharp knives, two this is just a holoform and three... I already have someone," She sighed and his eyes widened.

"Who?" he asked confused

"A new recruit, his name's Frostbite; he'll be in school with us tomorrow," she explained and he sighed.

"Should'a guessed really... not many people would wanna date me" he spoke dejectedly and chucked a rock over the fence into a small field.

"Nah, you're a nice guy. You'll find someone... of your own species some day." She grinned and he smirked "take your dad for example, Autobots got him and ya mum together." She grinned

"Really?" he asked

"Yep, the giant war got em together really... but the Autobots helped," she smiled and took her glasses off

"So... i'm guessing it's a never thing right?" he asked

"Yep, Frosty was a Decepticon after all." She grinned and his eyes nearly bulged out of his head

"DECEPTICON?" he yelped and she nodded

"I was captured during a spy mission... he helped me out. He's in the med-bay now... recovering from a nasty blast from Jazz." She sighed

"...Could you help me out?" he asked

"With what?" and Michelle walked out

"So... you goin or not?" she asked and Slip shook her head "why?"

"She's with someone." He informed her

"Ooh gotta meet him, if he passes your standards... must be yummy." She winked and Slip laughed

"He's ex-Decepticon." She grinned and Michelle shrugged

"I like em baad" she laughed and both Slip and Jay rolled their eyes.

"Wanna come and meet him?" she asked grinning

"Heck yeah!" Michelle exclaimed. She'd always loved the bad ones; she had a crush on Barricade at one point... after he attacked her.

"Ok, then I can see who I lost too." Jay shrugged and Slip patted him on the shoulder

"15 foot robot dude... and I'd never date a different species, it's just... wrong." She shuddered and disappeared as a horn sounded

"Come on Jay, let's go see the Decepticon." Michelle beamed and ran to the Porsche, Jay ran inside to tell his dad

"Hey Dad?" he asked and Sam turned around

"What?"

"Me and Michelle are off to the Autobot base; Slip says a Decepticon turned good's joined." He smirked and Sam shook his head

"Be back for tea." He smirked and Jay nodded and was out the door and to the Porsche where both girls were singing to some random song on the radio

"People are all the same; and we only get judged by what we do; personality reflects name, and if i'm ugly so are you so are you!" they sang as he got in

"Singing again?" he asked grinning

"You know it!" Slip responded and the engine revved

"Floor it Slip!" Michelle cheered

"You got it." She replied and shot off dodging cars... finally a police officer flashed the lights at them

"Aww man what a downer!" Slip groaned and pulled up. The police officer got out and walked over to the window as it rolled down she turned on her holoform

"Can I help you officer?" she asked sweetly

"Do you actually have a licence?" he asked indicating to her age

"A car really shouldn't need a licence Officer." Michelle grinned

"But the driver does miss." He replied

"The car is the driver dude." Jay grinned as Slipshot shook her head

"Sir my name's Slipshot... Autobot spy and assassin... I don't have time for you stopping me." She sighed

"Uh huh, the Autobots are giant robots, not young girls." He frowned and her holoform disappeared

"Dude, I have a mission here, I gotta get back!" she growled and he backed up

"Erm... ok, go ahead, just be careful on the roads." He spoke clearly

"Yes sir." Slipshot's holoform saluted and wheel-spinned before taking off leaving a dust trail making the officer cough, 'Earth's gotten much more amusing with those guys around,' He thought grinning and went back to his car.

"Mission?" Michelle asked

"Yep, my mission to get you two to the base" She laughed. A few years after the war all the police and army and hospital facilities had been informed of the giant robot's presence and kept it an utmost secret.

"You sounded... very... professional." Jay grinned

"Very serious." Michelle mocked a serious voice

"Never mess... with the ASSASSIN!" Slipshot yelled laughing.

"Or the spy." Michelle grinned

"That too!" she exclaimed. When they arrived the two jumped out the car letting her transform and pick them up. She placed them both securely on her shoulder and walked inside. "Ya see, this is why we'd never work out, you can stand on my shoulder." Slip grinned

"Yeah... you're right." He laughed as Michelle chuckled

"Biggest crush ever, just flushed down the dunny!" she cheered, oh yeah... she'd been round Maggie a lot growing up. Frost-bite smiled as he heard laughing then a knock on the door

"You in there Frosty?" she asked and a chuckle was heard

"I'm ere!" he replied

"Hmm, sounds hot." Michelle grinned as Slipshot shook her head and walked in "...is hot." She grinned as Slipshot sighed

"So these are the human friends then?" he asked smiling

"Yep, this is Michelle and this is Jay." She smiled and Michelle waved

"Nice to meet you, hey Slip... Ratch said i'm fine." He grinned

"Really?" she asked

"Yeah, recovery systems kicked in after he shot me." He shrugged and she sighed

"Still hav ta smack him for that one." She growled

"Don't smack your uncle cause he shot me." Frost-bite chuckled

"Fine... hey have you seen Thunder yet?" she asked

"Yeah, he came by whilst you were out, something about 'welcome to the club'" he chuckled

"Why not? You're the second decepticon turned Autobot," Slip laughed

"...True." he nodded

"So you two are...?" Michelle didn't know the word

"Well..." Slip frowned

"Together." Frost-bite smiled and she smiled softly at him

"Ah, so not... Spark-mates then?" she asked and they both widened their optics

"Why do you ask such privet questions?" Slip asked dryly

"I'm a girl... i'm naturally nosey." She grinned

"Well for the record, I don't wanna know." Jay spoke dryly

"Good." Both Autobots spoke in unison as Aqua walked in apparently looking for someone

"Hey guys, Slip have you seen your dad...? I've lost him." She spoke confused as Slip grinned

"Nah, he wasn't at Sam's either... here, he told me to give you this last night." She smiled and opened a small compartment on her arm and took out a note; she gave it to her and let her read it. When she'd finished she had a big grin on her face "what is it?" Slip asked

"Oh, nothing," she answered and disappeared out the door.

"I think he gave her a note tellin her to meet up for some alone time." Michelle giggled

"Ugh, primus you're perverted!" Slip groaned as Frost-bite laughed and Jay grinned.

"You don't say much do you?" Frost-bite asked Jay whilst the girls were doing something

"I do, just not at the moment, nothing to talk about really." He shrugged

"Uh huh, you're sittin next to an ex-decepticon... ya think someone would think of questions to ask." He grinned and Jay shook his head

"Not really." He sighed

"Ahh I get it, you're the kid with the crush on her holoform." He smiled and Jay scratched his head nervously

"I did have... now... nah." He grinned as the girls came over

"Ok lads, we have a plan... I wouldn't suggest you helping out Frosty... you could get hurt, but we're pranking... Ironhiney!" she grinned

"I'm out!" Jay hid behind Frost-bites arm

"I'm in!" Frost-bite grinned then turned on his Comm link 'as long as I can reap the benefits from you gorgeous.' He spoke huskily and her face heated up

'You'll just have to wait and see won't you, sexy' she grinned and he smirked

"Ok... what was that?" Michelle asked suspiciously

"What?" Jay asked

"That look, they used their Comm links to talk without us hearing!" she exclaimed 'I wanna finish what we started in that cell' he spoke, meaning EVERY word of it making her systems heat up even more.

'Aww poor you' She grinned deviously as he smirked slyly

"There it was AGAIN!!" Michelle whined

"If they speak in the Comm links, then it's probably stuff we wouldn't wanna hear." Jay spoke dryly

"Jay's right," Slipshot winked at Frost-bite who whistled innocently.

"Erm Michelle?" Jay asked and she looked down from Slips shoulder

"Hmm?"

"Dad said, be back for tea... We're ten minutes late." He gulped

"Oh crud." Michelle growled

"s'ok, I'll get Sunny to drive ya." Slipshot smirked and they both gained big grins on their faces

"A Porsche is one thing... but a gorgeous golden H.O.T Lamborghini brother... is another." Michelle fanned herself

"I think you're gonna be the first human to sleep with an Autobot... seriously." Slipshot stated dryly

"I wish! You guys have access a to the internet... learn all sorts'a kinky stuff offa there" She winked and Slipshot smacked her forehead

"You're disturbed ya know that?" Jay asked as Slipshot called for Sunstreaker over the Comm link. He showed up a few seconds later

"What's up?" he asked frowning

"I need you to take these two home," Slipshot answered and he nodded

"I ain't a taxi service Slip... but only for you." He grinned and transformed opening the doors for the two teens

"Sunny, have I ever told you that you're plain hot?" Michelle asked

"Twice actually," He laughed "three if you count now."

"Get in the car." Slipshot shook her head and picked them up the put them on the floor. Michelle saluted and jumped into the car as Jay followed

"ADIOS LOVEBIRDS!" Michelle yelled and Sunstreaker laughed then wheel-span outa there.

"So... you wanna finish that off do you?" she asked slyly and he grinned

"Heck yeah!" he exclaimed

"Too bad." She winked and disappeared out the door 'come find me big guy!' she laughed through the Comm link. He smirked deviously and followed her. Slipshot had hidden behind a large cement block. As he walked past she grinned slyly and snuck out and was about to make a run for it two arms encircled her waist as she tried to wiggle free, laughing her head off.

"Found you." He whispered in her audio processors

"Don' mean you're getting anythin." She replied and slid down through his grasp "Assassin, remember?" she winked and disappeared into a room. He looked inside to see her talking with Roadrip and Jazz like nothing had happened... ok so nothing had happened, but still!

"Come on in Frosty," She grinned deviously "plenty of room for everyone." She winked. He walked in slightly nervous

"We ain't gonna shoot ya kid." Jazz grinned

"Yeah, you've already done that haven't you?" Slip smirked

"Sorry 'bout tha," he apologised sheepishly

"No worries" He replied and Slip smiled.

"Hey Road... where's Dove?" she asked frowning

"I have... no idea, why would I have any idea?" he asked suspiciously

"Well since you have that BIG crush on her." She grinned

"..." he wasn't able to speak

"Uh huh... I know, you're spark goes bonkers near her." She laughed

"Near who?" a soft voice asked, they turned round to see Dove-spring holding a cut of energon/.

"Near you a course," Jazz smirked and she almost dropped the cup out of shock.

"W-what?" she asked as Roadrip was frozen on the spot unable to speak/move/...run away...

"His spark goes nuts when you're around." Slip laughed and Dove frowned

"If you're being nasty just stop, it's not nice." She spoke and Slip sighed and put a hand on her shoulder

"Look, don't believe me if you don't want to... you're choice." She shrugged and walked off to get a drink pulling Frost-bite with her.

"Roadrip?" Dove asked uncertainly as Jazz walked off grinning

"Uhh..." he responded

"Road... was that true?" she asked feeling herself heat up at the assumption.

"Erm... er..." he couldn't speak!

"Road?" she asked concerned

"Er... I, erm... she... she's evil." He growled and she smiled warmly

"Yeah, she is... so... was it true?" she asked softly and he sighed

"...Well... kinda..." he rubbed the back of his head nervously and she actually dropped the cup and gasped

"Y-you... like me?" she asked shocked

"Why wouldn't I?" he asked confused

"Well... i'm not really much to look at." She sighed

"What made you think that?"

"That Femme... Viper." She spoke sadly

"Ugh the stuck up one?" he asked making a funny face making her laugh.

"Yeah." She giggled

"Don't listen to her, you're... beautiful." He grinned and her systems began to heat up rapidly. Meanwhile...

"Beg." She grinned as she pulled away

"Gonna make me?" he asked panting, she gave an evil grin

"I have my ways," She left a trail of kisses up his chest armour making him groan "now, beg." She smirked

"Nope." He breathed and her kisses went lower as she smirked at his shuddering. An hour later... he had actually given into begging, as they lay side by side snuggled as close as possible.

"You're too good at that." He grinned

"You too," She winked mischievously.

"...It's getting late... maybe we should get back to the kids." Bee chuckled nervously and Aqua looked up at the dark sky.

"Yeah... good idea," She yawned. Then they both transformed and drove back tiredly after a long day of extreme bliss.


HAHA! I bet you thought I was talking about Slip and Frosty at first weren't you?! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!