The Akatsuki Stories II:

Akatsuki Reborn

Disclaimer:Any references to the easy button are all true.

Chapter XI

Retrieval

Finale: Easy Buttons Attack!

" KABU!?"

" LITTLE BRO!?"

" SNAKE MAN, UN!?"

" YEP!" yelled Orochi, " I was brought back to life by Tsunade as long as I promise not to destroy the village!"

" But Lord Orochimaru," said Kabuto, " You crossed your fingers behind your back."

" That's the point of being evil!" said Orochi, " Breaking promises! Right, Sasuke?"

" Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna kill brother now."

He drew out his sword and poked Itachi in the neck.

" Oh snap." He bolted out the door as the crazed 15-year old boy chased him, shooting ligthning from his sword.

" Can you tell us how you came back?" asked Sasori.

" In flashback, un?" added Deidara.

" Fine then." said Orochi, " But I lost my debit card, so I'm using Kabu's."

FLASHBACK

Orochi, Sasuke, and Kabuto were in a big bloody pile when Tsunade came by.

" Shizune, you forgot to clean up the hallways!" she yelled, not drunk for once.

" I'm kind of busy!" yelled back Shizune, who was fighting back a pack of zombie easy buttons.

" That was eeeeeaasyyyyyyy.." chanted the buttons, " THAT WAS EEEEEAASYYYYYYY."

Tsunade sighed, " Well, since I'm too lazy to sweep them up, including my fear of blood, I guess I'm going to have to bring them back to life.

you have used Mega Phoenix Down on Chicken Butt Fan, Gray Hair Dude, and Micheal Jackson

The three suddenly rose up and all their shot wounds, slashes, and stab wounds were healed. They also got half their health back each:

Chicken Butt Fan: HP: 1450/2900 MP: 40/40

Grey Hair Dude: HP: 450/900 MP: 10000/15987

Micheal Jackson( Form 1): HP: 5000/10000 MP: 0/245

END FLASHBACK

" Did you like it?" asked Orochi, turning off the TV and taking the things off his head.

" Yeah, un!" said Dei," And those sushi rolls I kept tasted WAY better then popcorn!"

" Don't hog them all!" yelled Sasori, pulling back the bucket of Kisame sushi rolls.

" Hey guys!" yelled Kabuto, " There's a giant easy button blocking the road! Should we kill it?"

" Yeah, un." Dei took out his clay and stuffed it in his chest mouth," What, you guys thought I'd remove Chestie?"

BATTLE BEGIN

Deidara: HP:1000/2000 MP: 300/300

Easy Button: HP: 10000/10000 MP: 0/0

Deidara used CS2

Easy Button dodges attack and activates

Deidara loses 10000 HP

Deidara: HP:-9000/2000

Deidara loses

BATTLE END

" NOOOO, YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Deidara fell to the ground, dead.

" It's happening again!" screamed Itachi, " MOMIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

He ran out of the car and flew into a Staples van.

" KONAN!!??" It was true.

In the driver's seat was none other than one of the few survivors, Konan!

"Hey, crazy blind dude."

" Konan!!??" Itachi was still surprised to see her driving a Staples van, because he didn't read the last chapter of the previous story.

" Yeah, I know this looks weird." sahe said, " But I can explain in flashback!"

" YAY! FLASHBACK!" Out of the back of the van popped out none other than Pein! And he had his peircings back!

" I told you to stay in the back with the other 5 of you!" yelled Konan, angry.

" Actually, it's only 5 of us now." said one Pein, who had long hair, " Jiraiya-san killed the Pein that looked like the blond dude who always says un."

" It doesn't matter!" said Konan," All we have to do is collect the dead body of Tobi Uchiha, and we shall rule the world!"

Konan and all the other 5 Peins started laughing.

" Paper-obssesed origami woman say wha?" asked Itachi.

" Watch yo language, boy!" The Pein that had a big jaw popped out and ripped out some of the stuffing in the seat.

Konan sighed, " I guess I'll just start the flashback and this sentence uninterupp-"

CRASH!

The van slammed into a Staples store.

" We're here!" cheered the Pein that had very spiky hair.

" Itachi-san, welcome to Akatsuki HQ Mark 2!"

THE

END

Not really though! Looks like the Retrieval chapters are done! But if you payed close attention to the Kakuzu Retrieval chapter, you'd be expecting a big boom! Like this!:

" ITACHIIIII!!!!" screamed Sasuke as the car sped up.

" Sit down, kid!" said Kabu," we're supposed to retrieve Zetsu from Demonic Plants Inc.!"

" No way!" Sasuke jumped out the car window and ran into the great beyond.

And just in time!

BAD-A-BING, BA-DA BOOOOM!!!!

At least Sasori cheated that gypsy woman! And Micheal Jackson is finally dead! Too bad for Kabu, though. Well, please exit the web page in an orderly fashion... NOW!