ASII:AR

Disclaimer( Done by Madara Uchiha): It takes a tough man to eat at Taco Bell. It takes a tougher man to take one to the face!

Chapter Unknown

End of an Era

" So, what do you think?" asked Konan," I first worked here at this very building MANY minutes ago..."

FLASHBACK

Konan was working the paper shredder in the Paper Room at Staples when suddenly-

BAM!

The copier came to life! It leaped up and copied Konan's butt.

" What, you thought I was going to get shredded by the paper shredder, like people in the forums always PICTURE HAPPEN TO ME!!!??" screamed Konan.

She turned into a bunch of pieces of paper and destroyed the copier. Suddenly, Jiraiya, the new manager, came into the room.

" What's up, sexy lady?" he asked, a sly look on his face.

" You perv!" yelled Konan, " You rigged that copier to come to life and photocopy my ass!"

" No I didn't!" said Jiraiya," It takes pictures!"

" It doesn't matter." whispered Konan," You're gonna die in 10 days."

" Why not seven, like the Ring?"

" Because I want to stay cool."

END FLASHBACK

" That didn't make sense." said Itachi.

" Do you have any pictures from the copier, Konan?" asked long hair Pein.

" I want some too!" yelled In-n-Out Pein.

" Me three!" yelled Big Jaw Pein.

" Me four!" yelled Very Spiky Hair Pein.

" Me fat!" yelled Fat Pein.

" Pervs." muttered Konan, " Well, let's get inside."

They all went inside and saw hundreds of customers!

" Sorry." said Konan, " There's a sale on toner today."

Itachi sweatdropped and made a customer slip and break his shoulder blades.

" Um, sir?" a guy named Bob came over," Read the sign."

Itachi looked and saw a sign that said " NO SWEATDROPPING".

So instead, Itachi made a question mark.

" Stop wasting time, Itachi!" said Konan," the lair is behind the shelf of " How To Draw Sakura" books."

So, they went forward to uncover the most horrifying lair ever...

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