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This Story Contains: NaruSaku, One-sided NaruHina, One-sided NaruSasu, Lemons, Lime, Angst, Romance, Adventure, Blood, Action, Humor, Gore, Naruto-ness, and Sakura-ness.
OTHER PAIRINGS: (These pairings will come of this list and move to the 'This Story Contains' once they appear as a couple or One-sided Relationship.)
KibaHina
ChouAyame
ShikaTema.
One-Sided NaruIno
Slight InoSaku
Pairing Policy: The Pairings will not be final until they make an appearance in the story. If you want a certain pairing send a review or pm and I'll see if I'm up to it.
This Chapter Contains: NaruHina (Somewhat One-sided)
Rating: M for lemony-ness. Also 'Big People Language' like the word FUCK. (Sorry Peeps, still no lemons.)
Disclaimer: I wouldn't be writing this if I owned Naruto would I jackass. Thanks for reminding me that I don't.
Author's Notes: Okay It's pretty much official that it will be ShikaTema. The slight InoSaku will happen most likely. If you just read the bottom part and then read this... I laugh at you since there was nothing to important except for the fact that you should go read Chapter 3 since I added the rest of the chapter.
As Naruto ran down the path he noticed Sakura up ahead of the road.
"Heya Sakura-chan!"
"Oh, hey Naruto-kun."
"What are you doing here Sakura-chan?"
"Just hanging around... Hey Naruto?"
"You know what I hate?"
"What?"
"People who just skip through the author's comments. That place has valuable information, and if you want you can even send a review or pm to suggest your favorite pairing. Of course it better not be NaruXAny Girl Except Sakura or SakuXAny Guy Except Naruto because the author won't have none of that stuff in his stories. He only makes NaruSaku Like right now, just to prove his point, he just put thoughts of me doing you right here in the middle of the street."
Naruto backed up as there was an evil glint in her eye. Sakura dragged him behind the alley where clothes come out full force. Sakura's underwear smashed through a window while Naruto's pants smacked an innocent bystander on his head giving him a minor concussion.
Naruto escaped her grasp for a second. He jumped hanging onto to the corner of the alley screaming out to no one. "PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTES. I HATE ROUGH SEX WITH SAKURA. SHE USES HER MONSTROUS STRENGTH!"
"What did you call me?!"
He was slowly dragged back into the alley. His screams could be heard for miles.
Two Girls Equal Two Flirts?
Hinata moaned as Naruto sucked on her nipple. His hand skillfully glided across her stomach and between her thighs. He rubbed the pink pearl of flesh roughly. Hinata bit on to his shoulder as she had to muffle back a cry of pleasure. His other kneaded the unmouthed breast slowly. The fingers of the blond boy then slowly ran across her girth continously.
She continued to pant and let out breathey moans. "Na-Naruto-kun..."
"Beg." He demanded simply
"Please put your fingers in me Naruto..."
"As you wish..." As Naruto middle and ring finger slided across her girth before plunging...
Hinata gasped "FUCK".
"Damn it!" Hinata lifted the blanket that cover her body. Her sheets were covered in the light smell of sweat, and her panties were covered with her juices. She absolutely hated wet dreams. Especially ones with Naruto. Those were the ones that would leave her lingerie soaked.
Now she would have to finish what Naruto didn't even know he started. She slipped her fingers in...
"Thanks for coming with me to lunch Hinata-chan. It's always nice to have lunch company. Especially since I haven't eaten since the jailbreak."
"No problem Naruto-kun, but you are going to help me with my training right?"
"Sure Hinata-chan!"
The pair walked into the ramen stand only to be greeted by Ayame. "Hey Naruto-kun. Is this your girlfriend?"
Hinata blushed. "N-no..."
"Yeah she is! She real great. Her name is Hinata-chan!" Ayame giggled at Naruto's outburst. Hinata couldn't get rid of the faint blush that adorned her face.
"That was funny. Who would think of us as a couple? We are total opposites. Don't get me wrong Hinata you are a great person, but you probably hate me being so loud when you are so quiet. There's no way a relationship could work out between us." Hinata's heart ached in pain as she heard Naruto speak what couldn't be the truth. There was just no way that she could accept it. "Well, how 'bout that training Hinata-chan?"
"Yeah sure..."
Sakura was getting a little frustrated. She had certainly developed her teacher's temper. How long would it take Shizune to get better. Luckily she had a few minute break because if she had to deal with every air breathing fucktards non-stop, she would literally jump of the fucking roof of the hospital.
This civilian was certainly not helping either. I mean this guy had to be retarded. Who actually ask 'If you don't use it will you actually lose it?' Though she had a suspicion that he was just messing with her. She actually had to turn away from him, pretending that she was looking for something, so that he wouldn't see the complete and utter rage on her face.
"Hey pinky is that dyed or is natural? If you don't mind, could I check myself?" He smirked and small pinch on Sakura's tushie thinking he had Sakura in the palm of his hands.
SNAP!
That was indeed the last straw for Mr. Cheezy Pick Up Lines
Sakura's fist went straight toward his face.
As for the perverted bastard who was on the recieving end of that punch... He forgot how to walk...
"Sakura what the hell were you thinking?"
"He violated me!"
"Really? No one told me that... Look you have the rest of the day off. Let me deal with this, but this doesn't mean you aren't in trouble. The man forgot how to walk for the love of Kami! Don't you think you could have toned it down a little."
"I guess, but he still got what he deserved. Thanks for the day shishou!" Sakura bowed and started walking down the stairs of the hokage tower. 'I guess I should go visit Naruto-kun. I never found out what happened.'
'Don't forget! We still haven't found out if he is gay or not.'
'Right' She thought as she neared the compound.
Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!
Hinata fell to her bottom. She was exhausted.
"Good job Hinata-chan! You got 4 Kage Bunshins that time!"
"Thank you for helping me out Naruto-kun. I know you just woke up a few hours ago, but it does help." Naruto reached out to pick her up. She grabbed the hand, but Naruto used to much force pulling her up. She fell forward pushing Naruto down to the ground with her on top of him. As she tried to move her right hand to support her Naruto groaned.
She realized that her hand had slid down his pants AND boxers. She also happened to realize the she was somewhat pulling on the length that was Naruto. The said boy had his eyes closed and breathing labored.
Big sparkling blue eyes opened in shock as he saw Hinata leaning forward for a kiss. There was no way he could avoid the kiss without tossing her off him. Not only that, but she might yank his member which would hurt. "I love you." She mumbled before capturing his lips with her own.
The kiss was gentle and filled with passion... from Hinata's side. Naruto remained unresponsive until he felt the urge to just kiss back. He pressed his lips against hers hard. Hinata was a little startled by the sudden change, but overall she was happy with where this was going. She slowly brought her hand out of his pants and swirled about his chest. The moment she let go of his member was the moment his brain kicked into gear.
'What am I doing? WHAT AM I DOING?!' Naruto frantically jumped up tossing Hinata off to the side which completely contradicted what he thought earlier. Hinata looked confused, hurt, and most of all terrified.
"Hinata, I'm sorry, I-I..." An all too familiar voice cut through the air.
"Naruto is that you I've been looking all over the place for you. The owners of the ramen stand said that you would be here at the training grounds..." Sakura stopped as she looked at what was in front of her. Hinata laying on the ground looking terrified. Naruto was standing over her with disheveled hair, the orange jacket untucked and unzipped, his pants were tight looking for some reason.
'I don't think he's gay. OH MY GOD! He has a huge stiffie!' Inner Sakura screamed in joy.
"NA-RU-TO!!!" Sakura screamed in full fledge fury. Hinata waved her hands in there screaming out "Don't do it!" Naruto just stood there accepting his impending doom.
BAM!!!!!
Naruto was sent flying through the air onto the other side of the training ground. He groggily got up and walked away knowing full well what would happen if he stayed. Sakura turned back to Hinata who looked somewhat angry.
"I told you not to hit him!"
"What you were just gonna lay there and let him take advantage of you?!"
"No! We kinda of kissed and well..." Sakura for some odd reason felt her heart ache at the mention of the kiss. Even as she thought about it the pain only grew. She had no idea as to why. Maybe she should sit down and talk with someone. She continued to ignore Hinata as she talked about how great the kiss was.
'I think I'll go talk to Ino.'
Naruto's cheek hurt. It hurt a lot. From what he felt (or what he didn't feel) he could tell it was swollen, bleeding, and needed to be fixed by someone who knew medical jutsu. Great another trip to the hospital wonderful. They should just reserve him a room there. He toughed it out and continued walking to his house.
He found it odd that two people had confessed their love to him within the same week. He was sure as hell he didn't like Sasuke, but Hinata, she was nice, smart, cute, although a little quite and somewhat depending for his taste. He stopped for a moment to think what other qualities she had. When he came out of his thoughts he found himself outside the Yamanaka Flower Shop. 'Great Idea'
Yamanaka Ino to say the lease was bored... This was a crap job. Selling flowers that is. You sit around and watch people pick the wrong flowers for the wrong occasions. Then she ends up helping them out. It really was a drag.
Not only that she found herself sounding like Shikamaru every now and then. He ended up leaving Ino for, who she likes to call the sand whore, Temari. It seems that there were truly no good men in Konoha. 'Pft, I bet the next guy to walked through that door is the worst of them all.'
The door to the store opened. Ino looked up from a magazine that she was reading to see a extremely swolen face that belonged to Naruto Uzumaki.
"Sakura?"
"Yeah."
"Something perverted?"
"It's difficult to explain."
"So it was perverted?"
"I guess."
"You deserved it then." She pointed her arm up while looking back down at her magazine. "Purple Hyacinths is the 'Flower of Forgiveness.' The perfect flower for your not so perfect situation. It's on the house, don't worry about it." Naruto stared at her blankly before reaching for the door. "You want me to fix that a little?"
"Huh?" He managed to choke out. It hurt him to talk now.
"The bruise on you're cheek." He nodded before walking up to the counter. Ino reached over the counter and placed her hands on his cheek. A cool luminescent green chakra flowed from her hands. Naruto just stood there until his eyes came upon Ino's cleavage. He immediately blushed and closed his eyes.
Ino took notice and smiled... 'Aww he's a little shy, but atleast he's not oggling me. Maybe he's not so bad after all, but I wanna know what Sakura got all worked up about this time.' When she finished Naruto didn't look up to meet her gaze. He merely said thank you and left.
Author's Notes: Well thanks for the reviews and hits guys. I'm currently at about 2000 hits. A shout out to all my fans. A quick thanks to those who care. The Rookie Nine Kunoichi Cat Fight will begin soon. I don't know in how many chapters, but know that it will happen within the next few chapters. I didn't like the way this chapter came out. It felt bland and plain, but hey let me know what you think.
Review Box
Krymsom: I hope I continue too!
Terrybogard0: The small team Hebi pieces were just a part of my boredom, but glad you liked. I'm not gonna give you crap about anything. Wether you find it interesting or not.
Akuma-Kyuubi: Well sorry for my chapters being so short! Mister 4,000 words per chapter! That's right I read your story. It's pretty good, and I hate you because of that fact. Your stealing my thunder! RAWR! As for Sasuke I don't hate him, but I definitely don't like him. As for the Sasuke fans... Well most likely none of them read the NaruSaku filter, but hey I would love to get flamed by some guy saying that there was no way Sasuke is gay. I would laugh in his face because Sasuke has never shown any interest in women. I can rant too :P
Anonymous: Get an account Douchbag! Lol just kidding. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Couldn't resist. Thanks for the positive review though.
Flying Fox of Snowy Mountain: Yeah I didn't like the direction my other story was going so I'm gonna put it down for now. I'll leave it there to collect some dust and then we'll see where it goes. Hinata? She might get a little crazy. Nothing to worry about though. If I have some time I'll check it out. Although It's like 4:30 AM here and I'm freagin tired.
GnosisMaster: Throwdown first. Mindless Sex later. That's my idea of a perfect day!
Wind797: It's because all those lemons are getting to your head! (0o) ShikaTema will be appearing next chapter. I guess this chapter answered your question as to what Hinata might do. Thanks for reviewing every chapter. It's nice to know I have fans out there.
Raptor2001: This isn't gonna be ninja style man. It's gonna be down and dirty. You'll be surprised at how it happens (I think) lol. It's gonna turn into a three way tug o war with Ino coming into the game. As of now Sasuke doesn't care about children he just wants Naruto's love.
