"Ah, my sweet girl, you are ready to complete your mission?" a cool sleek man's voice whispered into Aria's cold ear. The short blonde girl's bright blue eyes sparkled with pride as she looked at him. "Father Argeno, You know very well that I could never wish for anything greater than being a second daughter to you," she said smiling up at the man who had changed her life. "Very good my dear, remember you are doing this for her; for them." "I undertand, and I will avenge your daughter no matter what. Even if it means risking my life," she said staring at her kind Father Argeno's daughter's picture.
Aria remembered the day she met Father Argeno. She was younger then and had no understanding of the cruelty of the world. She lived a normal, humble life before meeting him. She remembered the look of need on his face when he asked her to perform in his opera after hearing her perform in the streets. Everyday after that day she would visit Father Argeno to listen to his stories of when the earth attacked by monsters. He told the most wonderful stories. On Aria's twelth birthday he bought her a teddy bear which she named Arjie. Soon Aria was receiving gifts every week from Father Argeno. Life seemed perfect in Aria's twelve year old mind.
Then on a very stormy and windy day, Aria's parents fell into a flooded creek near Aria's school and drowned. Aria was overwhelmed by grief when she was informed. She spent three days locked in her room; refusing to come out. Aria rembered how she had so many visitors come by her room the day of the funeral. Each of them came by bearing their "sympathy" and a plate of food with a letter of "regret" attached to it. Aria knew these people care about her, so she soon grew to hate all of them. Aria soon wanted nothing more than to see every single one of those filthy snobs dead.
When Argeno came to visit, Aria couldn't help but cry. He was probably the only of those people who cared about her. He slid candies under her locked door everytime he came to visit to let her know it was him. He would sit outside her door and talk to her in a soothing voice. He often told her what was going on in the world outside of France. The one day Aria remembered bes was the day right after she had come out of hiding in her room.
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"Are you going to return to hiding?" Father Argeno asked Aria who was now crying on the steps outside her house. "It would an awful waste of talent." "Ofcourse I'm going back into hiding," Aria sobbed into her knees. "What else can I do?" Father Argeno placed a warm hand on her back. "You could try moving on," he suggested looking at the girl whom he loved like a daughter. "I can't move on. I have no where else to go," she cried. Tears were now flowing down her legs like rivers of sorrow. "That's not true," he said pulling her close to him. "You will always have a place to go when you feel traped. That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. Aria, it would make an old man like myself extremely happy and proud if you would agree to be my daughter." He was smilling and patting her back. Aria kept on crying. "My father used to tell me," Father Argeno continued. "That the world was like a playground. Every single person was a small grain of sand or pebble on the ground around it. All those gigantic forts were like events in our life; no matter what we try to do about them they are there and only time can take them away." Aria began to giggle a bit. "That's not a very good simile," she said trying to wipe away her tears. "Ya, I know. I told my father, and do know what he said?" he asked her with a smile on his face. Aria shook her head. "He said, 'Son, no matter what you think, It will always put the "smile" in "Simile".'" Aria giggled. She had never heard something so foolish before. "I'd love to live with you Father Argeno!"
Aria quietly sat in the pues of the court house. She watched as her "new father" talked things out with the judge. "She has no other family left," Father Argeno argued with the tough looking bald man. "Well that's beside the point," the judge pointed out. "No it isn't!" Argeno said slamming his fists down on the table in front of him. "Aria should be given a say in who she wants to be her parent!" "Well Aria, do you want to live with this man here," the judge said gesturing to Father Argeno. "Or would you like to live with Nana Freeman our foster home which we have waiting for you." Aria stood up proudly. "I would like to live with Father Argeno," she said proudly so the whole courtroom could hear. She didn't to live with that old bat Freeman. She hated that lady beyond words. How could anybody think she would go with her! "Then it's decided," the judge yelled slamming his mallet. "Aria Jaqueline Perdu will live under the the care of Nana Freeman!"
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"The New Adventures of Old Kai"
Kai: "I'm only 33!!"
Michelle: "It's about the twins... They have been late every day for the past 6 weeks. We teachers are getting very concerened...blah..blah blah..."
-Kai gets bored and being the a male begins staring at Michelles clevage-
Kai: 'Damn that's some nice boobs there. How in the world did a teacher wind up up with those...I wonder..'
Michelle: Slaps Kai again "I'm up her you perve!"
Kai: "I...I'm sorry! I didn't mean to..."
Michelle: "You need to be a bit a more respectful to women! You better not be the reason those girls are always late!"
Kai: "What!?!"
Michelle: "You know what I mean!" begins to leave "Goodbye Mister...uhh..Mister...Mister Kai!!!" slams door behind her
Kai: looks down at counter to see a piece of paper lying on it. He picks it up and looks at it "Hey she left me her number."
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Yuna: "Dun dun dun!!"
Yani: "That's my line!"
Yuna: "Oh Sorry"
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Please Rate and Review. I want to know if I should start a seperate story on the new adventures of old Kai.
