Kai came home from grocery shopping to find Yani chasing Yuna around the house. "Kai! Kai!" Yuna screamed running up to him. "Yani and her boyfriend were making out in the pantry again!" "No we weren't," Doru said from inside the pantry. "Then why are you in the pantry?" Yuna retorted. "I'm looking for food," Doru replied as he opened the pantry door. "Sure," yuna replied sarcastically. "Doru, get out of my house," Kai said starring at the pantry. "And if I don't?" Doru asked stubbornly. "I call your father," Kai said calmly. "I'm sure David won't mind hearing about what his son was doing at my house." "I'm sorry Mr. Kai. I think It's nearly time for dinner at my house anyways. See you tommarow Yani!" Doru said nervously as he left the Omoru.
"Kai? Why did you have to scare him away like that?" Yani complained. "Because I don't enjoy people making out in the room where our food is stored," Kai said to the girl. "But you and that Mao girl used to make out in there all the time," Yani whined. Kai turned beet red. "That was a long time ago," Kai said defiantly. "Besides, I wasn't 15. My dad didn't even allow many girls in the house when I was your age." "What about Saya?" Yuna asked curiously. Kai looked at Yuna with a big grin on his face. "Saya didn't show up until I was about 16."
"Welcome to my home!" Kaori said proudly standing in front of a decent sized house with a bright pink roof. Saya was boggled by all of the bright colors that were painted all over the house. "My kids are just a bunch of little artist aren't they?" Kaori asked as she opened the brightly colored door. "Hey kids! I'm home!" Kaori's voice echoed through out the whole house. Saya soon could hear the pit-pat of little feet scampering across the house's tile floors. "Mama!" a little girl yelled as she through her arms around Kaori's neck. Kaori picked the little girl up and held her so that she was facing Saya. "Jillie, this is Ms. Saya," Kaori said pointing. "Nice to meet you," Saya said smiling at Jillie. "Can you tell Ms. Saya how old you are?" Kaori asked Jillie. "Three," the cute little brown-haired girl said holding three finger on one hand and sucking he thumb on the other.
Suddenly a slightly older boy and girl came running into the room. "Mom! Ray ripped Paula's head off!" the girl yelled showing Kaori the broken doll. "Ray, how many times have I told you not to borrow Daphy's toys?" Kaori asked the boy scoldingly. "If we didn't have guests today you'd be in time-out right now." "We have guests?" the boy asked his bright blue eyes obviously showing curiosity. "Saya, this Daphney-Ann, but we call her Daphy. And this is Ray," Kaori explained gesturing to the two children. Ray and Daphy both had blue eyes like their younger sister, but unlike their sister they had strawberry-blonde hair.
"Did my ears deceive me or do I hear pretty lady in my house," a deep man's voice said from behind them. Saya abruptly turned around to see a red-haired man standing in nthe door way. He had on a military uniform which was covered in grease. "Erik!" Kaori yelled as she pushed past Saya and Hagi. She flung her arms around the man's neck and kissed him on the lips. Jillie covered eyes with her hands and was shaking her head while her parents kissed. "I knew I heard pretty lady coming from here," Erik said kissing her on the cheek. "And I'm guessing that this is the 'Saya' you've told me so much about." Saya's face turned bright red. Kaori didn't tell her that her husband knew anything. "I hope you'll stay for dinner. Mama makes the best rolls!" Daphy said pulling on Hagi's bandaged hand. "Yoou really should stay. We haven't had guests in a while," Erik said with his arm around Kaori. Kaori irratatedly pushed his arm away and stamped down the hall. "I'll have to get something on the stove now," Kaori said annoyed and slammed the kitchen door shut behind her. "Don't mind her, she's been acting this way all week. I think she's probably pregnant again," Erik whispered in Saya's ear. "I remember right before we figured out she was pregnant with Jillie, she threatened to set the house on fire." Kaori's head suddenly poked out from behind the kitchen door. "Hunny, will you please give Saya and Hagi a tour of the house," she said sweetly. "Ofcourse sweetheart," Erik said waiting for kaori to go back into the Kitchen. "Follow me." Erik began walking down the hallway in front of them. The three children skipped along beside him. "To the next room, We go, We go, to the next room we go!" Daphy sang as she swung Paula behind her.
After Saya had seen the whole house, the group went back to the Kitchen where Kaori was awaiting them with a huge plate of fried rice in her hands. "Yay! Fried rice!" the children yelled in excitement as the rushed to their chairs at the table. The table was set for seven people. Four of the places had chopsticks, but three of them had forks. "Three of these places have forks," Saya pointed out Kaori. "The kids don't know how to use chopsticks yet. Well, except for Ray, but he just likes using a fork," Kaori explained to Saya as she served everyone rice. Saya sat down in one of the chairs with chopsticks in front of it as Kaori heaped a huge pile of rice onto her plate. "Don't think I forgot how much you eat," Kaori said serving a pile of rice onto her own plate. "Now let's eat!"
Yani and Yuna sat at the table filled with empty plates from Kai's cooking with full bellies. "You two full already?" Kai asked as he picked up the plates. "You used to eat toons more than this." The phone on the table suddenly began to ring. "Kai! Phone!" the twins yelled leaning back in their chairs. Kai placed the plates in the sink then rushed back to answer the phone. "Hello?" he said as he held the receiver to his ear. "Oh, hey Mao…Really?...Okay…See you soon then…bye." Kai hung up the phone and grabed his coat of the rack by the door. "Where are you going?" Yani asked looking at him. "Mao's back in town," he replied as he left.
Yani: "Next time on the New Adventures of Old Kai"
Kai: "I'm only 33!"
Yuna: "Shut-up"
Kai: "No!"
Yani: "We can fix that." pulls out roll of duct tape
Kai: "Mhmmmammuh!!"
Yuna: "Much better"
Yani: "Anyways, Next time!"
Yuna: "Mao comes back to Okinawa. Could this become a new relationship or a bad memory for Kai?"
Yani: "Dum dum dum" Spooky music plays
Yuna: "Yay theme music!"
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R&R pleazzzzzz! o
