AN: I KNOW THAT IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAVE UPDATED BUT I HAD WRITERS BLOCK BAD. AND THIS CHAPTER IS KIND OF SUCKISH IN MY OPINION. BUT I'M ALWAYS MY TOUGHEST CRITIC LOL. WELL ENJOY.
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS THE THRID CHAPTER OF MY SECOND STORY I THINK THEY GET THE POINT
I am not a happy person right now. You wanna know why? It's because Jackson, being the idiot he is, passed like a million gas stations saying that he would make it. Shows how right he was seeing as how we are stuck on the side of the road. Which leads me to my second problem. Stuck alone in a car with Oliver. I know what you're thinking why doesn't she wanna be alone with Oliver doesn't she like him? I do but it is so unbelievably awkward right now. We've been in silence for like a hour now. I bet you guys have another question like why isn't Lily with you? Well of course she wanted to tag along with Jackson, and I asked to go but Jackson said he needed someone to stay with the car and that he couldn't trust Oliver alone so here I am. But I think the real reason he didn't want me to go is because...
"Miley?" Oliver said interrupting my thoughts.
"Yeah"
"Can we talk?"
"Yeah sure go ahead"
Silence. See what I mean its really awkward and I have no idea why.
"Oliver?"
"Yeah?"
"You said you wanted to talk."
"Oh right! Mm... remember the other night when our lips kinda almost touched?"
"Ohm"
"I wasn't really gonna kiss you. You know that right?"
Mayday! Mayday! Abort conversation I repeat abort conversation!
"Yeah of course I know that"
"Good cause I didn't want you think that I was gonna kiss you then get all weirded out by me or anything."
"Nope everything's good. Believe me Oken you can't get any weirder."
Being a secret popstar sure makes you a good liar. Everything is not good.
OLIVER POV
I have to be just about the biggest idiot in the world. Did I just say that I wasn't gonna kiss her? Because that sure is what I was gonna do. Now she's gonna think that I don't like her. Man I am a donut.
"We're back" Lily said getting into the car.
"Where's Jackson?" Miley asked.
Gosh her accent is so cute. That is wanna the first things that attracted me to her. Well that and her hair always smells like strawberries. Not that I smell her hair or anything like that. Okay not all the time.
"He's putting the gas in the car" Lily said.
"Alright we're ready to rock and roll" Jackson said getting in and starting the car.
If you think what just happened with Miley was horrible wait until you hear about the rest of my day.
What happens next makes this the highlight. Okay the second highlight.
HANNAH MONTANA
MILEY POV
Remember when I said Jackson was the biggest idiot? Well that changed this afternoon when Oliver took the title from him.
"How come I never get to sit up front?" Oliver asked as me and Lily switched seats.
"Because your feet stink" Jackson said.
"No they don't do they Lily?" Oliver asked sticking his foot up in front to Lily's face.
"Eww Oliver don't do that ever again if you want to live" Lily said pushing his foot away.
"Oliver quit being gross" I said.
"This is why I like sitting up front" Lily said.
"No you like sitting up front because you like mmph"
I clamped my hand over his mouth before he could finish that sentence. He is such an idiot. He was about to... oh my god did he just do what I think he did.
"Eww Oliver" I said pulling my hand away from his mouth.
"Did you just lick her hand?" Jackson said laughing.
"Oliver that is so gross" Lily said in disgust.
I can't believe he licked my hand. He won't kiss me but he'll lick my hand. That makes perfect sense.
"You're so disgusting" I said wiping my hand on his shirt.
"Your hand tastes like Doritos" Oliver said.
"You're gross" Lily said.
"Its her fault she put her hand on my mouth." Oliver said.
"I was trying to stop you"
"Why all I was gonna say was that Lily likes sitting up front because she liked Jackson." Oliver said.
See what I mean? He's just not very bright. Its a good thing he's cute. To bad Lily doesn't see it that way. Now I'm gonna summarize the next five minutes for you. Now Lily obviously didn't like what Oliver said and she asked him to repeat it, you know a rhetorical question. But Oliver being the donut that he is repeated what he said. Lily said a few words which are not appropriate for children so I shall not repeat them. Then, oh boy this is where it gets good, Lily climbed over the seat and tried to kill poor Oliver. So now we have one pissed Truscott, one broken Oken (an: one of my fav writers on fanfic lol) , one amused Stewart (me), and a very confuses Stewart.
HANNAH MONTANA
OLIVER POV
I'm not very bright am I? I should not have said that. Man Lily hits so hard. She's really mad at me. Her and her lover boy, don't tell Lily I said that, went for a walk so Lily could cool off. Me and Miley are currently sitting in the car in the parking lot of a drugstore.
"Lily really messed you up" Miley said laughing.
"It's not funny she could have killed me"
"She should have. You shouldn't have said anything."
"I didn't mean to sometimes I don't think."
"Sometimes?"
"Ha ha"
"I'm kidding. Come here so I can get that cut on your chin."
I moved closer to her as she began to work on my battle wounds. Man her hair smells really good. Not that I'm sniffing it or anything she's just really close.
"Your hair smells really good."
"What?" Miley said looking up.
We. Are. So. Close. Our noses are touching. Should I move away because she doesn't seem like she's moving. Alright Oken be a man and kiss her. Oh my god what do I do? What if she slaps me or something? What if she hates me? I cant handle the pressure! I've gotta make a choice! Okay okay I'm gonna do it. I really am. Here I go.
MILEY POV
Oh sweet nibblets I am kissing Oliver Oken. Oliver Oken is kissing me. I must be dreaming. Oh man I am definitely not dreaming. This cannot get any better.
"Jeez Oken get off my sister" Jackson said pulling Oliver by the shirt.
Jackson always has perfect timing doesn't he?
"I leave you alone for ten minutes and you're all over my baby sister."
"I'm sorry don't hit me I can't take anymore pain today."
"I'm not gonna hit you yet. Just get up front."
"I thought I wasn't allowed up there"
"Anything to keep your lips as far away from my sister as possible."
So this was turning out to be a good trip for me so far. If only I hadn't spoken so soon.
AN: AS YOU NOTICED I DID THE WHOLE SWITCHING POINT OF VIEW THING. IF THAT WAS CONFUSING FOR ANYONE I WONT DO IT AGAIN. I JUST THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD WORK BETTER IF I HAD OLIVER'S POINT OF VIEW IN THERE. WELL TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IN A REVIEW.
