Move Over, Mandy, Miley Has Arrived

By: Anna-Morgause

Description: The'That's Just the Way Hannah Rolls!' Sequel: With the summer tour over,Poor Miley has to deal with a secret life, High School, The normal dating troubles, people being nice to her because she's dating a Jonas Brother, Nick trying to win her back, And A certain Zombie Slayer not wanting to be just friends anymore. PS: Long Distance Relationships don't always work out. (Moe? Niley? Jiley? Moliver)

Disclaimer: If I owned Hannah Montana I would be rich and dating Nick Jonas… Man… I wish I owned Hannah Montana

Quote of the Day:(To Kevin) "You Don't Make Any Sense"- Joe Jonas

luv me xoxo GossipGal: Awww, you only liked it? I'll have to try harder this time!

mayniac: They also have pictures of Miley kissing Nick. (I'm Evil, Aren't I?)

CremeBrulee: Yeah, I actually looked up Bree Samuel's entire name once, (since I picture her saying it all the time,) and now, I just copy and paste it a lot.

briOTHfan07: Really? I wasn't that happy with it, but I'm glad you like it.

mmvok: Yes Ma'am!

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Chapter 11: New Year 3000

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"So, where are we going for New Years?" Joe asked his girlfriend as they lazily walked down the beach

"Huh?" Miley said, confused by the question

"Well, are we going to spend New Years at my house or your house?" Joe clarified

"I dunno, I haven't really thought about it"

"…Will your Dad mind if we went to my house?"

Miley thought about it for a minute

"…Yes," Miley said, eventually, and Joe's Face fell, "But I think I can convince him" She added quickly

"Yes!" Joe said, pumping his fist triumphantly

Miley smiled, and shook her head.

Briing-Briiing

Miley groaned, and dug in her pocket for her phone. She found it, took it out and realized that she had accidentally taken her Hannah phone instead of her normal one.

"Shoot!"

"What's wrong?" Joe asked

"This is my Hannah Phone" Miley explained

"So?"

"So!?" My exclaimed, amazed by his ignorance, "I could be missing important Miley calls!"

"Miles, you're gunna miss important Hannah calls if you don't answer that call"

"Oh!" Miley exclaimed, opening the phone

"Hannaahh?" An annoying voice asked, causing Miley to grimace

"Traci!" Miley said with Fake happiness

"Darling, How are you?" The Heiress asked

"I'm good" Miley replied

I'd be better if you hadn't called, Miley thought

"I'll cut to the chase: How would you and your boyfriend like to go to the party of the year?" Traci asked, "Or rather Next year?"

"M-my boyfriend?" Miley stuttered

"You told Bree that you have one. Did you know she's a close friend of the Van Horns?"

"No," Miley said bitterly, "I didn't… Wait, did you say next year?"

"Yes, It's the biggest New Years party ever!" Traci said happily

"New Years? Traci, I kinda have plans-"

"I'll see you and you're boyfriend there!" Traci said, cutting Miley off

"No!-"

Click

"Ugghhh!!!"Miley groaned

"I'm guessing the call didn't go well?" Joe said/asked when he heard Miley

"Apparently, Hannah's got plans she didn't tell me about!" Miley said as she stormed off towards her house.

"Wait-What?" A confused Joe asked as he watched Miley walk away, "Hey!" he called after her, "Wait up!!"

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"Hi," Miley's voice came through the phone, "You've Reached Miley Stewart … The Only Problem is that I Can't Answer the phone right Now… You can leave a message at the beep, though!"

Beep

"Yeah, Hi, Miley, It's me, Trevor, from Kansas. Umm, Can you call me when you get this? Bye"

Click

Trevor sighed as he closed his cell phone and walked down the beach (His Dad had recently gotten a Job in Malibu and they had moved just after Christmas)

It had taken him about a month of depression to realize that he wasn't ready to let Lilly go… but he hadn't actually worked up the courage to call her.

"Miley, wait up!!!" Trevor heard someone yell

He turned to see Miley and some guy, who looked familiar, but he couldn't place it, walking in his general direction.

Miley saw him and stopped in her tracks

"Trevor?"

"Who's Trevor?" The guy asked, not to quietly

"Lilly's Ex boyfriend," Miley told the guy, then she walked closer to Trevor, "Trevor, is that you?"

"Yeah,"

"What are you doing in Malibu?" Miley asked, confused

"My Dad got a job around here" Trevor told the brunette

"…Does Lilly know?" Miley asked after a little bit

"Not yet"

"…"

"…"

"…Awkward…" Joe said, breaking the silence

"Oh, shut up, Joe! Oh! Trevor, sorry, this is my boyfriend, Joe"

"Hi… Ummm, Miley can I talk to you?… In private, no offense, Joe."

"None Taken"

"Yeah, sure"

The Two walked a little distance away from Joe

"Miley, I really want Lilly Back"

"Trevor," Miley said quietly, "I don't know How to say this… But, she has a boyfriend."

"Some guy in her math class?" Trevor asked bitterly

"Yeah…" Miley confirmed, "How'd you know that?"

"Apparently, she started seeing him before we actually broke up." Trevor explained

"Oh, that sucks…"

"I know… Miley, you gotta help me get her back!" Trevor said, he didn't want to beg, but, he wasn't above it.

"I…I-I don't know, Trevor…"

"Just think about it, okay?" Trevor said, heading home, "Bye."

"So," Joe said, coming up from behind Miley

"Ahhh!!" Miley screamed, surprised. She was so surprised that she accidentally hit Joe in the Face.

"Oww, what was that for?" Joe asked angrily

"Oh, Joe! I'm so, sorry! You scared Me!!"

"My face hurts…" Joe said as he pouted

"I'm sorry… Want me to Kiss it better?"

"Definitely," Joe said Smirking

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"So, I heard that house across the street from mine got sold…" Miley said to Lilly, noticing a lull their conversation.

"Really?! To Who?!" Lilly asked excitedly, "Is it a famous person?!"

"No, but I think you've heard of him…" Miley said, turning her head away from Lilly

"Who?!"

"Trevor…" Miley Muttered, half-hoping that the Blonde didn't hear her.

"Pop-Star-Slash-Normal-Girl-Say-What?" Lilly asked, channeling her inner Miley

"I saw Trevor at the beach today," Miley explained, "and he told me that he and his family moved into town"

"And You're just telling me this now?!?!" Lilly exclaimed, "It's kinda important if your best friends ex moves into town!!"

"I was thinking about how to put it?" Miley said, though it sounded more like a question

"Miley, what am I gunna do know!?" Lilly asked, frustrated. "Like what happens if I see him?"

"Maybe you should just lay low until school starts again, and just see how things play out."

"Yeah… I guess you're right…" Lilly said, still upset, "Man, Miley why couldn't you have told me this before?"

"Fine, just shoot the messenger, why don't you?" Miley said angrily

"I'm sorry, Miles, It's just that…" Lilly paused and sighed, "I know its gunna hurt to see him again"

"But you broke up with him!"

"That doesn't mean that he wasn't my first love" Lilly said quietly

"Oh!" Miley gasped, "Lilly! Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because, for a while, I wasn't sure, and then I met Jason…"

"It'll Be okay, Lils, It always is." Miley said, hugging her best friend

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Miley, (as Hannah,) stood, watching Traci's party. (Which, as it turns out, the Jonas Brothers were also invited.)

And she was bored.

"Are you thirsty" Mike Stanley III asked suddenly. (Miley had invited Oliver, just to spite Traci. She had invited Lola, but Lilly was spending New Years with Jason and his family)

"Sure" Miley said, even though she wasn't that thirsty

"I'll go get us something to drink," Oliver said as he headed towards where the drinks were.

"Hannah!" Traci said as she made her way to Miley, "There you are!!"

"Hi, Traci," Miley said, concealing her disgust of Traci's voice

Traci saw Oliver coming over with the drinks

"Is this your boyfriend?" Traci asked, Referring to Oliver

"What? No!" Miley answered, shocked by the very Idea

"Anyway, here" Traci handed Miley a Mask, "It's going to be like a masquerade ball!"

Miley shrugged and put on her mask. It was a silvery blue color, and it only covered the top half of her face.

"Hey, What's with the mask?" Oliver asked, handing Miley her drink

"It's a masquerade ball!" Traci said, excitedly, shoving a black mask at Oliver

"Thanks?" Oliver said as she put the mask on.

"Tootles!" Traci said as she walked away

"I feel like an idiot" Oliver said as he watched Traci hand identical masks to all of the other guys there

"Join the club" Miley replied, seeing all of the girls with the same mask

"Look, Mil-Hannah, I'm gunna go see if any girls wanna board the Ollie Trollie, since Becca isn't here"

"Just be careful"

"Cool! Watch out, Ladies. Smokin' Oken is on the prowl!"

Miley shook her head.

Then, she briefly considered taking her wig off and being Miley, but she decided against it. Traci had already seen what she was wearing and that girl could remember an outfit if someone wore it two years ago.

Miley glanced at her watch: ten minutes until midnight.

I better go and try to be social, Miley thought

The "Blonde" made her way through the room, searching for a familiar face, which was hard, since everyone was wearing near identical masks.

Eventually, Miley bumped into someone.

"Oh My Gosh! I'm so sorry!" Miley told the person

"No problem," The guy said, as Miley got a better look at him.

His dark, curly hair was all Miley had to see before she recognized him

"Nick?" Miley asked

"Mile-Hannah?" Nick asked, slipping up.

"Why don't ya scream it so the whole room can hear you?"

"Yeah, its you"

"Hey, have you seen Joe?" Miley said after a little bit.

"Ehh, he's around here… " Nick said, looking around, "…somewhere"

"I'm gunna go look for him" Miley said, waving goodbye to the second youngest Jonas

"10!" Miley heard the crowd Yell, she hadn't realized it was so close to midnight

"9!"

She sped up her search

"8!"

Where was Joe?

"7!"

No, not there, Miley thought as she looked by the refreshments

"6!"

He wasn't on the Dance Floor, either

"5!"

The food table was a bust

"4!"

No Joe by the Pool Table

"3!"

No Joe by the actual pool

"2!"

Miley was about to give up when someone suddenly spun Miley around and Kissed her passionately

"1!!!"

They bent down and Whispered, "Happy New Year, Miley," in a shocked Miley's ear. She was wearing her Hannah wig, wasn't she?

Wasn't She!?!

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A/N: Ahhhh!!!!! There was no phone conversation in chapter 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This Keeps Happening!!!!!!!!!

PS: Yes, I realize that she probably couldn't have searched the room that quickly, But… Tough Cookies!

PPS: I'm sorry about the stupid title, but I couldn't think of anything else

PPPS: Happy (Early) New Year!

PPPPS: Happy (Late) Holidays!

End Quote: "I Believe I make sense to your mama"- Kevin Jonas