A/N Well, here I am again with a new addition to this thingy majig. I call it a story, but I know you'd probably call it a pathetic excuse for writing. Yes, I am psychic!!! Anyway, TO THE DISCLAIMER!
I no own YYH, so you no sue me. Understand? Good. -puts away charts-
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I waited for the kitsune to answer me. He looked at me for a minute and smiled with a mischievous glint in his eyes, "Anti-social then? Still, I have to say, going through our stuff for information bridges slightly on stalker"
I sweat dropped, "Yeah, thanks for becoming my conscious. But, if you go Jiminy Cricket on me, I'll throw you so hard you'll fly through all three worlds and back." I glared.
Kurama only smiled, "I'm sure you will."
I was about to make him understand that I was serious, when Koenma suddenly opened the door. My brown eyes doubled in size as I felt long, dark lines come down my forehead (stupid anime effects).
"Zura! You-you-you!" Koenma stuttered, his face red in fiery anger.
"Well, sir, long time no see," I laughed nervously, "I'll just be going then. No time to catch up, I'm afraid!"
Kurama looked confused as I dashed to the door. Koenma was in such an angry stupor that I was able to dash past him. I looked back, happy that Koenma was a lot slower than me. I laughed to myself, but it didn't last long. Soon, I ran into something, sending me flying backwards. The back of my head greeted the stone floor as I groaned. I slowly opened my eyes to see the moron and the leader standing over me questionably.
"Y-you bakas." I groaned when I felt the blood from my head seep through my hair, "If I wasn't numb, I'd dissect your brains-oh, wait, you don't have any."
What I said suddenly hit them and the leader fumed, "What did you say to me -censored word- ?" He yelled, his mouth taking up half his face. (It made him look REALLY weird).
I chuckled hoarsely, trying to stop my slowly blackening vision, "Baka. Of course I'm a female dog, not much of an insult to call me that. Seven points for effort, though..." My whole vision went black.
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I woke up, eventually. All I saw was a ceiling with claw marks in it. That was a big clue to where I was so I didn't bother to ask myself the usual "Where am I?" I simply sat up slowly and looked around. My vision was blurred for a while, but after a quick eye rub I could see.
"Glad to see you're awake." I heard the kitsune--he had said his name was Kurama-- say.
"Hmm?" I stared at him. He was smiling slightly. I saw Koenma behind him who seemed to have calmed down. The leader and moron were nowhere in sight.
"Zura, are you feeling okay?" Kurama asked, laying his hand gingerly on my now bandaged head.
"I ran into the rock hard abs of your leader, flew down the hall, fell onto the stone floor, and cracked my head open. Do you think I'm okay?" I hissed.
"You should be glad we cared for you while you were incapacitated, Zura. I should, and could have sent you straight to Spirit Prison." Koenma said in a condescending tone.
"Tsk." I rolled my eyes, "Would you get over that already, Koenma? You're such a baby"
That comment earned me a tantrum, "I AM NOT! I AM NOT! I AM NOT! I-AM-NOOOOOT!!!!!" He exclaimed, accidentally losing his teenager form and turning back into a toddler. He sucked on his pacifier furiously.
Kurama and I sweat dropped.
"What you did, Zura, was unforgivable! You were lucky to get away last time I saw you, but this time you won't. I hereby sentence you to a million years in--"
"Whoa there, Koenma!!! Don't you think a million years in prison is just a little harsh for hat-napping?" I waved my hands madly, trying to keep the prince from sentencing away my next million years. Plus, I did consider this whole thing a little unfair.
"Hat-napping?" Kurama asked, confused.
"A few decades ago, I stole Koenma's prince hat and held it for ransom. That's what he's trying to put me in jail for," I sighed.
"What was the ransom price?"
"SHE WANTED ME TO GIVE HER A MANSION FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH CHOCOLATE!" Koenma shrieked.
I sighed again, "I said that I would like it if you did that, but I would also settle for a single chocolate bar," I pouted.
The prince of hell blinked a couple of times, "I don't remember that"
"Did you read all of my ransom letter before getting all angry and calling people to go after me"
"Uhm... no"
"Well, there you go"
Koenma thought for a second, "... BUT I STILL DIDN'T GET MY HAT!" He yelled.
"Yeah, you did, but by the time I was able to mail it to you, you had grown out of it and you had George throw it away," I grumbled. I had been hiding for decades because he had forgotten that I had already given his hat back.
"Oh... sorry then, Zura. No hard feelings, then, right?" He asked. It was his turn to be nervous.
"No hard feelings?" I said a little too sweetly, "Of course not Koenma." My demeanor suddenly hardened, "Because after this tournament, you're taking me and the rest of Team Urameshi-cough-that is if they're all still alive-cough-out for ice cream and a food buffet...and YOU'RE PAYING!" I said, making my terms for forgiveness clear.
Koenma groaned, "B-but"
"Decades Koenma." I growled, "Decades of hiding."
There was a moment of silence, broken by the prince sighing, "Alright"
I smiled, "Then we're on friendship terms once more?" I asked.
He nodded, "Yeah, we are"
"Great!" I let my eyes wander across the room, "So... Where are those idiots that called me a female dog? I have some words for them about this." I pointed to my bandaged head.
Koenma looked worried. He didn't want me to kill off his spirit detectives.
"They got bored waiting for you to wake up and went for a walk." Kurama answered me.
"They... got... bored." I bit my lips in anger, "They-they got...bored. BORED!" I shouted.
"Calm down, Zura." Kurama placed his hand on my shoulder and motioned for me to take a deep breath.
I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "I'm going to look out the window and wait till they're in sight." I muttered and proceeded to sit in the windowsill.
A few hours later (Remember that Hiei was asleep for six hours before the match started)...
I was half asleep in the windowsill when my sensitive ears picked up something stirring. I turned around and saw that the dragon boy-- Hiei-- was waking up.
He sat up and turned to Kurama. Kurama smiled, "Good, you're awake."
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A/N Yes. Yes, I know I'm vile for ending it there! Read and review people! Please! T-T
