Hey Everyone! A couple of these Sirius chapters used to be under the story 'The Unpredictable Mind of Sirius Black", so that's why they might seem familiar. Enjoy!
"I hate you!"
"Well, I hated you first!"
"Nuh uh! I hated you way before that!"
I rolled my eyes. Lily and James were at it. AGAIN. I turned around in my big comfy chair and gave them what I hoped
was a look that said something along the lines of 'I-am-going-to-rip-your-throat-out'.
"If you two don't SHUT UP I will personally strangle both of you!" I snarled in my most menacing voice. Lily,
unfortunately didn't get the message, and glared back at me. James, on the other hand, ran off and hid in a corner. Lily rolled
her luscious green eyes and dragged him back. She leaned forward and whispered something in James' ear. He nodded
enthusiastically, he turned to me.
"Sirius." he said solemnly. "We have decided to ignore you completely and return to whatever it was that we were doing."
He looked slightly confused, as if you couldn't quite remember what he and Lily had been doing. He looked at Lily. "Did it
involve snogging?" he asked hopefully. Lily smacked him in the head. I winced. That had to have hurt. Too bad James
wasn't a bit brighter. If he was, maybe then he would know to duck when Lilly tried to hit him. I bet I could write a book on
it. Maybe call it something like 'How to Train Your Best Friend'. Ah, poor James. He has to work on his manly skills,
whereas other people (ahem, me) inherit them naturally, along with the ability to attract girls to me like flies to honey. I...
"Sirius."
... wonder what's...
"Sirius!"
... for dinner tonight?
"SIRUS!" Lily shouted.
"Hmmm?" I returned to the present, all thoughts of dinner vanishing at the sight of Lily's scowl. She glared at me.
"You really should keep your thoughts to yourself." I looked at her confused.
"What?!?" I said, rather intelligently.
"You were thinking out loud again."
"Oops." I said innocently.
"And James is standing behind you, holding a planted pot over your head."
"So he heard the part about the lack of manly skills?"
Lily nodded.
I winced. Me and my big mouth.
Some time later... After I had the plant dropped unceremoniously on my head...
When I woke up, I was lying in a bed. In the hospital wing. And a slightly worried-looking Lily was leaning over me. Awww... Lily
was worried about me! James, on the other hand, was leaning against the wall across from my bed, looking totally
unconcerned that his best mate had just been mortally wounded. Oh wait. It's coming back to me now. He was the one who
had done the wounding. He is so dead.
Lily looked over at James, not realizing that I had woken up. "Do you think he'll be okay?" she asked, looking worried. La la la la.
Lily was worried for me! In your face, James! I have no clue WHY that pleases me. It just does... go figure.
"He'll be fine." James smiled winningly at her.
"Well, of COURSE I'm fine, James." I said, sitting up suddenly, startling Lily. "I'm always fine. It's you who's going to
need to be careful."
"Yeah. Probably. Just as soon as you get over that massive headache your going to get." he smirked at me, and I growled back.
"You've won this time, Potter. But just remember, I know where you live." I let myself drop back down into the bed, and closed my
eyes.
"Oh, I'm scared now."
I opened one eye and glared at him. "You'd better be." I muttered at him, before drifting back to sleep.
To be continued…
