Rated K

Humor

By: JollyRoger

I don't own Harry Potter or any of the characters. But I still own the main idea. I thank my sis LaLaFaery for Lily's Animagus.

"Okay, Lily, today you're going to start learning to be an Animagus." James said primly. He handed her a potion.

"First, drink the potion."

Lily made a face at the cold concoction that strongly resembled and reeked of vomit.

"Why?" Lily scoffed. James fixed her with a stern glare.

"Drink it."

Lily pinched her nose, sipped it and promptly started choking and coughing. James pretended to ignore her overly dramatic display.

"Don't worry if it takes you a while to get it right. It took me almost 6 months."

Lily rolled her eyes. It had actually taken him more than a year, but whatever.

"Now, close your eyes and concentrate on your inner animal." James closed his eyes and attempted to look wise. He actually just looked constipated. Lily fought back a laugh. James cracked open a disapproving eye and glared. She sighed and closed her eyes, thinking of a fox.

"Think of that animal's essence. Make that essence your own." there was a pause. "Now open your eyes." James opened his eyes and his jaw dropped nearly to the ground. "Bloody…"

Before him sat a vixen smirking at him. Lily changed back into human form.

"So," she said, smiling smugly. "What do we learn next?"