Hello, here comes nothing!!!

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As Kanda led a shaking Allen out of the hall and into his rather dusty room. He couldn't be bothered to clean it and whoever came into his room without permission was basically dead meat.

He could hear a few people following him but he didn't quite care. Follow him if they wanted to. His room would be firmly shut anyway. He looked at the quivering Allen underneath the iron shackles also known as his hands and he raised his eyebrows. Just what did he think was going to happen to him?

Not that he didn't like to see him suffer at his hands…

Kanda frowned as he realised that was a masochistic thought. Well whatever. Who cares about the stupid beansprout anyway. He let go of Allen when they got to his room and proceeded to unlock it. He could see that Allen was simply itching to run away. In fact, as soon as Kanda finished unlocking the door, Allen sprinted away, as lightly as he could. As he turned towards a corner, he saw the glare that Kanda was giving him and he stopped.

'Hehe,' he said weakly, smiling a bit. Another glare from Kanda made him scurrying back. Kanda wordlessly opened the door and motioned for Allen to go in first. He obeyed, looking at him fearfully. 'Che,' he muttered, and closed the door.

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Now as you know, a few people had followed Kanda back into his room. Well, Ok, that was a slight underestimation. Let's just say, the whole population of the order followed Kanda back into his room. You can probably imagine how small the door is and you can also probably imagine how many people lived in the dark order.

Ok, now try imagine all these people crowding around the single door, trying to listen to what is happening inside. And not to mention trying to do it secretly. So, who can guess just how successful they were?

But let's not get into this too much. After about 10 minutes of swearing, shuffling, pushing and more swearing, they finally managed to sort themselves out and be quiet enough to listen to the going on of the room of terror.

A first they could hear nothing at all. Then they could hear a soft moaning and a rather big thump. The people crowding outside leaned in closer. Then, as if the radio had suddenly being turned on, they could hear very… very clearly.

'Mmm… Ah… No Kanda…'

Lenalee, who happened to be quite close to the door (with the help of Komui, of course) blushed at the sound of this and Komui blocked her sister's ears, wanting her to stay, 'pure.' Tch, the idiot hadn't realised what she had in store for Allen and Kanda's dare. Then, he would know that no, she was NOT pure.

'Stop moving, you bloody idiot.'

That was definitely Kanda's voice. A few people shuddered at the rough treatment that Allen was probably going through. 'I can't help it! It's hurts- ahhhh! Uhnnn… Oh god…'

Now the mind of these perverts were working overtime, sending bright, colourful, detailed images of what might be happening inside the room. It sent nosebleeds to a few members of the male population and quite a few swoons in the female. (Lenalee managed to run away from Komui and simply merge away into the crowd…)

After about an hour later, the members of the orders were starting to go slightly deranged. As the shows proceeded, they heard more thumps, moans, cry's and startled and groans. From the 'stop!' and the 'No, Kanda, I don't want this…' They gathered that Kanda was raping poor Allen.

Funny thing though... No one stopped him…

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You would probably think that the order had much better things to do than stay outside THE bedroom all night, with some people keeping an ear on and others sleeping outside. But, I'm sad to say, is what happened that night.

Sometime in the night, everybody found that the noises suddenly stopped and for some reason or other, they all decided against leaving the bedroom door. (Apart from Toma, who was probably the most innocent)

In the morning, everyone was asleep and Allen, took a little peak outside and attempted to sneak out. Sadly, just as he was turning a corner, Lavi woke up among the pile of sleeping bags. He looked at Allen up and down and…

'OH MY GOD ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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Is my writing that bad? TT Oh well… I'll still continue it but if it's really that bad then I'll stop. But for the next chapters, anyone want Yullen? – says this between sobs -