You probably guessed what's gonna happen. I went all fangirly over this!!!!

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From the scream that Lavi produced, everyone in the order woke up in a rather abrupt manner. In other words, they woke up pissed and wondering why the hell they were outside Kanda's room. But as they saw the reason of being rudely awakened, all of these thoughts got pushed out of their minds.

Who wouldn't, if you saw a little lithe Allen, dressed up in a hot pink frilly maids dress which was ridiculously short, and blushing furiously. As their eye's travelled to Allen's hair, they widened to the point of looking – literally – like saucepans. For it was bleached pink, and tied into tiny little pigtails.

And if that wasn't shocking enough, Allen, the most polite and the most purest boy, cough cough was wearing see through black stockings, AND a garter belt to top it all off.

Varying degree's of shock, and nosebleeds were seen in the hallway that day. Just as Allen was going to make a breakthrough out of this, Lavi, shouted, 'AFTER HIM!!!!!'

Now poor Allen had the whole order, well, nearly, because somehow or other Komui managed to keep Lenalee fastened to a railing. He was probably going to get 10 knocks on the forehead with that clipboard for that.

'Why… the… hell… do… I… always… get… into… these… situations,' Allen muttered between gasps for air.

He was, of course referring to the Komurin incident, where it had also chased him all over the order. Now imagine the same thing, except with the whole order, save for Lenalee, in place of Komurin. Now that Allen came to think about it, he would rather have another Komurin expedition than have these weirdo's who were supposed to be followers of God, tailing him with love hearts for eye's.

'NOOOO!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!' he cried as Lavi finally caught his leg and tripped him over.

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Now Kanda, who had been having a very good night, with Allen's nearly full body message (Kanda: Che, like he would even dare to go further) Not to mention the strangely satisfying motion of seeing the cute little beansprout tied to his bed. His eye's had practically watered at the thought of him having that tiny dog collar wrapped around his neck…

In the end, he had untied him of course, to do his message but god, the sight of that was simply adorable…

No wait… what had he just said in his mind?

He shook his head, and sat up, leaning against the pillow. Seeing Allen nowhere around, he took it that he had run away. Just as he was about to open the door, he heard a huge crashing sound right outside his room.

'No! Stop this, Lavi, Reever… Oh no… not you too!' rang a shrill voice outside. Kanda raised an eyebrow and swung the door open. He was expecting something, yes but he wasn't expecting a messed up Allen, with 20 people hugging every part of his body they can latch onto. Nor was he expecting the pile of blood on the floor. But what he was expecting was Lavi taking pictures at every angle possible.

God, the order didn't even have the self control of a starved cat. Kanda expertly took one of Allen's ruined pigtails and tugged the screaming boy out of the crowd. He looked at Allen up and down and shook his head. 'You got all your makeup and dress dirty,' he said.

Allen bit his lip but didn't say anything, looking nervously into his face. In truth, he was actually relieved that Kanda had pulled him out of the crowd. Now one would bother him now… apart from Kanda of course. He stared at Allen for a little while longer. Allen felt like simply getting swallowed by the ground, since when did Kanda become so good at glaring?

'Sorry to interrupt you guys, but-'

Lenalee stopped when Kanda's glare was suddenly directed at her. She secretly wondered why the hell he was so angry (Nah, in truth, he not. He's over the moon!) but decided wisely not to ask. 'Um… well, I think you should stop now because… um… Kanda's dare from Allen is tomorrow…'

At this, Allen did a major personality change. His lips curled into a sadistic smile and wild images popped up in his head. Yup. None of them were pretty.

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Hohohohoho. Lucky… Lucky Yuu… But soon not so lucky!!! It's time for Allen's revenge!!!!

P.S. I have a speech due tomorrow, a science test on Tuesday, a geometry assessment of Wednesday, a major Japanese assessment on Thursday. If I post any fics before Thursday, feel free to flame me. No, not constructive criticism. Flame. Thank you.