A/N: Yatta! Finally I can get my perverted mind into beautiful things like Allen and Kanda! Ohoho, who wants a shirtless Kanda!

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Kanda was not naïve. No, he was far from naïve. And so, that was why he knew that his death sentence was today. He thought it was rather obvious that Allen wasn't as innocent as he seemed. He was wiser to think that Allen would let this chance to slip him past. One could still hope though.

This time, Komui knew better than to hold a huge ceremony because of this. So instead, he gathered Lavi, Lenalee, Bookman and only a few finders. The rest, who were all unintentionally interested, gathered outside the hall, pressing their ears to the door. For some reason or other, the whole order decided to leave their jobs and to listen to the big announcement.

By 6 pm, Kanda had abandoned his training with mugen and proceeded into the designated room. He found Allen, Komui and the other's waiting for him but didn't even raise an eyebrow at their punctuality. He just wanted to finish this stupid thing. He didn't even register the whole order hiding behind a wall while he was going in.

After they had all been sorted, Allen was the first to speak. He took a deep breath - 'Um… I need a lot of people for this so do you mind if we do this outside?'

Lenalee cocked her head to the side, confused. Komui grinned widely and obliged. Kanda was simply bored and annoyed. So they filed out, followed by the finders. 'You guys can come out now. I'm sure that Komui didn't mind if you listened in the first place,' he said reasonably.

Kanda snorted in response. 'Will you hurry up?' he asked irritably. Allen smirked, amused. 'Very well then, I shall get to the point.' Kanda simply rolled his eye's. 'I dare you… to hand me mugen…'

The response was immediate. Kanda's eye's widened in the shock and his hand flew to the said katana. He hissed and made a small choking noise form the back of his throat. It was Allen's turn to raise an eyebrow. Although everybody knew that mugen was the most prized possession, it still was a surprise.

Talk about touchy.

'Well?' he said evilly. 'Hand it over.'

The majority of the people who were standing and watching realised just why they were needed. For the one's that didn't, well, they will soon enough. Kanda growled but resigned for the worst. He had made Allen wear that embarrassing dress after all…

He took a deep breath and – with shaking fingers – gave the hilt of mugen to Allen. Oh god, he could not believe he was doing this, and in front of an audience no less. Oh yes. His mind suddenly clicked. Why had Allen wanted an audience…?

His question was answered when Allen suddenly snatched mugen from his arms. Yes. Kanda saw his mistake now… Oh god please don't let this be happening…

'Get him!' Allen roared and ran off, leaving Kanda to get mobbed by the crowd. 'The stupid stinking barstard,' was all Kanda could remember before he blacked out.

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Sorry, all I can do for today. Test's and paper's have been really stressful, besides, it late at night now. But because it's the Easter long weekend, I'll update more and more and more! Anyways, guess what Allen and the other's are going to do to Yuu chan all defenceless. wink