Chapter two coming up! Thankies much for reading!

Disclaimer: Think about it…FANFiction. As in, 'Do not own Naruto'.

This is what the letter's format will look like.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Quick! I have to get out the presents I bought last week and wrap them up!"

Sakura dashed through her house randomly yanking out presents from their hiding places.

Hurry!

Then she tripped up the stairs and snatched the wrapping paper, rushing to her room and dumping the many gigantic pieces of heart-shaped chocolates onto her messy pink comforter that, for some strange reason, was on the floor.

Gotta wrap everything NOW!

After remembering that she needed tape and scissors, she again darted across the house to grab some from the drawer in the kitchen.

AAAGH! Damnit!

She had completely forgotten the present wrapped in blue that was waiting for her on the table.

OW, Ino's chocolate bit me! Figures, I guess…

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/After the presents are wrapped and Sakura calms down, she ran around town and delivered all the gifts, and received some too./

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Sakura set aside the presents she collected on her gift run on the couch in the living room and grabbed a much needed glass of water from the kitchen.

Then she opened her presents. She'd gotten a shirt with a picture of Naruto eating ramen on it from (obviously) the ramen king himself, a dog plushy from Kiba, a pretty necklace from Hinata, and typical chocolates from everyone else.

Oh, I haven't opened Ino's present yet.

When she grabbed the box and opened it, she was greeted with a sight she thought she'd never see.



I-I-Ino-p-p-ig? W-What t-the…?

The note on top said,

Dear Sakura-chan/ Forehead girl, (Sakura: twitch, twitch)

Happy Valentines Day! The rest of the Konoha Twelve and I have been noticing you've been acting a little strange lately. (Sakura: ….) We got together at my house last night and decided that you probably have a boyfriend that you haven't told us about. –wink wink- (Sakura: 0) I hope you can put this to good use… -hint hint- (Sakura: :\)

Sincerely (But not really),

Ino Yamanaka

PS: TELL US WHO YOUR UNIDINTIFIED FUCKING MAN IS TONIGHT AT DINNER!

"Ino-pig! Gah! How could you give me something like this! HOW!"

Nestled in between two sheets of a dark red tissue paper was a very skimpy black kitten outfit that basically said 'Come hither, and I will fuck your brains out.'

Sakura couldn't stop blushing. But how in the world did they guess she had a boyfriend? Maybe they knew her a little too well.

On the subject of her 'UFM', Sakura remembered the pale blue bag she'd left in the kitchen earlier before her surge of present wrapping and delivering. Swiftly, she stood up and nearly sprinted to the kitchen to get it.

Once she had recovered the bag, Sakura shuffled around inside it with her hand. She pulled out a box of chocolate covered fortune cookies. The tag on them said To My Loving GirlFriend. From: Me To: You. You are the light that brightens my day.

"Awww. That's so sweet of him!" She opened the box and went straight for the one with pink icing hearts on it.

She cracked open the cookie from her (secret) boyfriend of eleven months and gasped.

Inside was a beautiful ring.



It was silver in color, but had purposely faded pink lines around the band. A graceful swirl raised up from the band was placed on either side of the center. A delicate pink flower (carved from a priceless ruby) rested on three richly colored green leaves (formed from a bright emerald). The elegant piece of art seemed to shimmer in her hand, inviting her to slip it around her finger. Slowly, she raised the ring to her trembling hand and slipped it onto her left ring finger. It fit perfectly.

She sat staring in awe at the marvelous ring on her hand.

Suddenly, Sakura felt strong arms encircling her around her waist, and someone's breath fanned out into her ear.

"Will you marry me, Sakura?"

Sakura turned in her lover's arms and kissed him gently.

"Yes." Sakura murmured shyly.

He held her closer and kissed her again. She giggled.

"How are we going to tell everyone?"

His only response was to kiss her again and groan in annoyance and exasperation.

"Well, any ideas?

"Sakura…" He sighed and caressed her cheek with his hand, then whispered his idea softly into her ear.

"Tonight at the party you'll go in like normal. With Ino critiquing every aspect of your appearance, I'm sure she'll notice the ring right away. Then you'll probably blush and stutter enough to be convincingly embarrassed. (His fiancé hit him on the arm.) That will be sufficient information enough for everyone to run over and ask you what happened. Then you'll ask Ino how she knew about your boyfriend. Her mouth will probably drop open before she makes up some excuse. Tenten will grab your hand and take you to the couch or a hair and start asking you questions. Everyone will be looking at the ring, and you. Then Lee will start crying about how his 'Youthful blossom of beautiful youthfulness has been so very harshly and youthfully taken from him'. (Sakura hit him again.) Ow! You know it's true!"

"Get on with the plan."

"Yeah. Then you can say something like 'He'll be here later.' It'll be fun to see them watch the door like a hawk, and then I'll walk in. They'll probably just assume I'm late as usual."

"Probably."

"Hm."

"Then?"



"Then you come over to me when the rest of them are planning to ambush whoever comes in next, probably Sai."

"Poor Sai."

"Then you can kiss me and we can watch the looks on their faces when they realize that it's me…Heh."

"I like it."

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Heh, the others won't know what hit them! Review and tell me if you caught the hint, please! Feel free to check out my other stories too. I'm going to try and find a picture of a ring that fits the description, so check my profile at the bottom. Ciao for now! Crazilyinsanelady