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This is part two of Kanda's dare I guess…

Allen was currently holding mugen in his arms.

To many people, this could have meant the end of the world. Nobody… NOBODY took Kanda's beloved sword from his possession. It was something that was simply not done.

But Kanda was sitting unconscious on a wooden chair, bound tightly by rope. So he could do nothing. That was the way Allen liked it. He surveyed the older boy with interest. The finders and other exorcist looked in confusion. He had been doing this for ages now.

But then, Allen snapped his finger's and guffawed out loud. 'I know just what to do,' he announced. The other's listened in anticipation. 'Komui, you had several exorcists go into several undercover, right?' Komui nodded slowly, not really understanding. 'So…' he continued, 'you must have someone to… well… dress them up, kinda… right?'

Komui looked at him in shock, along with the other's that were listening. Just how serious was Allen in this exactly? He was willing to let an expert to dress him up just for the sake of the dare? If it was for anybody else, Komui would have said no. But seeing as it was his favourite little exorcist, not to mention the fact that the target was Kanda…

'Alright!' he said brightly, 'when do you want him here?'

'As soon as possible,' Allen answered.

'You can expect him within 2 hours then,' said Komui.

With the preparations set, the order left, along with Komui and Allen. They couldn't untie Kanda, for he might wake up and well… destroy the whole of Headquarters looking for mugen. Or maybe he'll find mugen and destroy headquarters in his fury of waking up and finding mugen not by his side. Either, they were all doomed if Kanda was let loose – dare or no dare.

The specialist was apparently not a undercover specialist. Instead, Komui had chosen a make up artist. Not that Allen minded. He had always wanted to know what Kanda would look like outside his trademark exorcist coat. Not to mention the fact that he wanted to know what lay beneath those bandages…

'So what is it dat you vanted?' he asked, with a rather heavy German accent. Allen liked him and the way he spoke. 'Well… I'm not sure…' Allen said uncertainly. He had no idea what the man could do. Or what he will or wouldn't do. Like what were his limits?

Well… he will soon find that he didn't have any.

'Vould you like him dressed up as Kinky or cute?' he asked lazily. Allen couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. Kanda… cute? Those two simply don't go into the same sentence. But still… 'Is there a way to have both?' asked Allen with his best kitty cat eye's. The man looked a bit uneasy. 'I have tried dat, yes. But… I have never met this… boy? You say? I do not know how it vill turn out.'

'Please?' asked Allen. The man simply melted in that gaze. (A/N: Who wouldn't? He's so damn cute)

'Alvight. I vill try.' He was still a bit reluctant. 'But… you can't look at him until I'm finished. Ok?'

Allen nodded. 'How long will you be?'

'It's only a dress up. No make up. Oh but… do you mind the hair?' he asked. Allen smiled happily. 'Yeah, you can do whatever you want to his hair. Heh, in fact, it'll be better if you concentrate on it a bit.' The man raised an eyebrow. Allen knew what he was thinking, but he had a feeling that the make up artist would enjoy messing up Kanda's hair.

He certainly would.

'Hmm… Well… including da hair, den it should be about an hour. Can you show me this boy?' he asked. Allen nodded and leaded the way towards the room they had put the still unconscious Kanda in. When the make up artist saw him, his face brightened up and he nodded efficiently.

'Mmm… Can I have your permission to dress him in eixpleiciet clothes?' he asked, twirling his fingers in a circle. Allen didn't quite understand. 'Eixpleiceit…?' he said the word slowly, rolling it on his tongue. 'Oh! Explicit!'

Now Allen didn't know quite what to do. Should he say yes and get revenge while at the same time enjoy it? Should he say no just to prove that he wasn't a pervert? Oh god… 'Um… yeah I guess but it is… going to be… 'MA' rated?'

Wait… did he just say yes?

The man shook his head. 'No… just a bit tight… that's all.'

This chapter took a long time… for me anyway. I don't quite feel up to humour these days. Well… not really humour, just a bit light-hearted I guess. And anyway… all you brilliant reader's are getting bored, ne? Thnx for ur support anyways! Who knows, I might update tomorrow all happy! laughs